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*music*

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That's the one.

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A few gasps there.

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It was the wrong button to press.

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It actually worked because there's a gasp

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which kind of accentuates the shock that was on.

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In my mind, it's on display out there.

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I can't really hear.

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So an audio representation of what's going on

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needs to be piped through.

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Tommy, is everything okay with you?

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Are you there?

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Rock and roll.

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You've got the desktop on.

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You need to have the Elgat

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or the footage of Resident Evil coming through.

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Listen, it's a bit technical.

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I'll just get the cutscene going

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because we actually had an F up

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the last day during the stream where it crashed.

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So just wanted to show you the cutscene that happens

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because unfortunately,

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I went back and replayed all of the bits

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leading up to the mistake that happened.

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and I went through it at pace

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and got to the point where it crashed

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and then hope...

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I was hoping that it was going to be able to save you

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get to a typewriter or something

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as you go through this door here.

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But there wasn't a typewriter.

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There was cutscenes.

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So I'm just going to show these.

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Not that they're...

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They might not be of any interest to anyone,

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but we're going to get the game done

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at lightning speed now tonight

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because this is the last bit of business

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we've got to take care of

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on this situation at hand.

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So he goes through the door here

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and there was a funny little bit of cheeky business

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where during the entirety of this fight here

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that we did last...

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This is where it crashed.

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It crashed there.

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During the entirety of that fight,

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you had a bucking in a helicopter helping you out

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and he was going like,

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Hey, buddy.

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Don't worry, buddy.

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I'm going to save you.

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My name's Mike.

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And Leon was like,

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Thanks, Mike.

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That's nice of you, Mike.

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We'd never even heard of this Mike character before.

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And then, look, you go through the door.

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This cutscene happened.

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I didn't want...

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And something just happens during it

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that I thought was well worth the watch.

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So we might just turn the volume up

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a little bit on that.

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Bear in mind now,

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we've just met Mike.

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The previous 20 minutes,

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we've just met Mike

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and he has become like

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some kind of guardian angel to us.

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Thrown into the mix.

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We've never seen or heard of him before.

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And now here he comes again

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to save the day once more.

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Only 20 minutes old,

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this friendship.

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Keep watching.

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There's Mike.

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Mike is doing the business.

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He's absolutely leathering, lads.

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Left, right and center

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with that gunship that he's got.

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It's our brand new best friend, Mike.

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Incredible scenes.

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Sorry, Dennis Reynolds,

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thank you very much there for the tip.

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I hope you're getting on well.

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Just one more look at that.

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Absolute incredible gunship action

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from our new best friend, Mike.

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*Gunshot*

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*Gunshot*

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Brotherhood. Friendship. 20 minutes old.

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Thanks. When we get out of here, drinks are on me.

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Yeah!

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Let's do that again. Sorry, she needs to turn that up again.

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Thanks. When we get out of here, drinks are on me.

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Yeah! Hey, I know a good boy.

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Boom! See you later, Mike.

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Yeah, I know a good boy.

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Oh!

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Mike!

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Mike!

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He's only just met him like...

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I'm gonna make you pay for this, you bastards.

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*Gunshot*

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*Gunshot*

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Thanks. When we get out of here, drinks are on me.

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Yeah! Hey, I know a good boy.

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Mike!

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Mike!

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Mike!

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Mike!

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Mike!

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Mike!

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Mike!

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I'm gonna make you pay for this, you bastards.

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You'd- you'd have to feel sorry if-

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I'll make sure you're the next to go, Sadler.

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Yeah, that's it.

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And that really does gee you up even though you've only met Mike.

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It's like a brother to ya.

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*Gunshot*

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*Gunshot*

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*Gunshot*

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*Gunshot*

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*Gunshot*

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*Gunshot*

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You'd- you'd have to feel sorry if-

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I'll make sure you're the next to go, Sadler.

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Yeah, that's it.

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And that really does gee you up even though you've only met Mike.

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It's like a brother to ya.

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*Gunshot*

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*Gunshot*

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*Gunshot*

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*Gunshot*

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*Gunshot*

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*Gunshot*

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*Gunshot*

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*Gunshot*

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*Gunshot*

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*Gunshot*

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Beardsman MEP, thank you very much.

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Beardsman MEP and Capsackie.

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If you just joined us, just wanted to brief you on the, uh, cutscene that you would've missed because I had to rerun the fucking gameplay that I ended up-

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The game crashed the last day. We're at the last- we're at the final furlong here.

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*Gunshot*

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We've got- and we've got bots.

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*Gunshot*

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*Gunshot*

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*Gunshot*

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*Gunshot*

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*Gunshot*

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*Gunshot*

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*Gunshot*

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*Gunshot*

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*Gunshot*

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I'll get the bots- I'll get the bots in a minute. I just wanted to show you this little piece of, uh-

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*Gunshot*

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*Gunshot*

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*Gunshot*

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*Gunshot*

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*Gunshot*

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*Gunshot*

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And that's us, okay, that's us done there. That's us done.

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done. Now, Mike,

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that's that.

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We'll turn that off there.

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We should have the game back on

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there. Tom, are you there?

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Yep. You've still got the video

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up on YouTube.

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And now you need to put the game

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on.

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Now you're back in

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biz. Thank you very much there, Hammerhead.

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Shoulder launch

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RPG

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9 zombie hunt. Thank you very much.

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Flembag and 9 mildew.

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Thanks very much, lads, for that. Hopefully you're getting

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on well. I'm going to jump right into

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this now where I saved it.

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What else did I want? Oh, yeah. I want to get

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rid of the bots just one sec, even though I'm not

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particularly too sure whether or not they're still there.

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I only just seen one of them, but you know

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yourself, they need to be vanquished

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at pace because

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if they are left to thrive,

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they could multiply.

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They could have some kind of situation

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going on whereby they are alert friends

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or they just see it as an easy.

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I don't want them thinking I'm a soft target

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and we need to sort that out

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big time. Blue Sky, thank you very much for

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your tip. I hope you're getting on well there.

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Thanks very much for that Blue Sky.

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Yeah, we're just

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currently just trying to vanquish zombies here.

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Deep vein zombosis. A bit of that is going on.

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trying to see it now. Can't really

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bloody see it.

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Yeah, I'm trying to look as well.

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It's not happening for me right here at the moment.

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What do we see now?

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Seems as though they've disappeared at pace.

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That's not a bad situation.

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Thank you very much there for the tip as well.

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Macron show cardinal and

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Flangela's ashes.

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Thank you very much.

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Okay, I've got the mainframe up

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right in front of me here.

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Looking for this situation.

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Okay, we've found it.

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69mega.com

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Want to find love?

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Our AI will help you.

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Don't, whatever you do,

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don't click on that situation.

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It's a bad actor.

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It's a bad faith bot.

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Who knows

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what kind of

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horrors

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you might encounter

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on some kind of site like that.

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If Stuart Shafé and the boys

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would have only have seen

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what the internet has become nowadays.

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They would absolutely be,

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well, I was going to say something there,

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but frankly,

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he's still with us.

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But he would be sickened.

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Actually, he probably is sickened.

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Who knows?

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Yep, we actually don't know about him.

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Thank you very much,

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Macron show cardinal.

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Cheers for all the great crack.

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Cardinal Flanagan

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and everyone at the Macron show.

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Thank you very much.

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Now, get that game loaded.

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That's the main thing.

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That's what we want to do here.

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Speedrun.

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Technology.

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Loaded.

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It says load successful.

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And we are in.

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We're back into the situation.

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It's a nasty looking scenario

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and we know for a fact

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that there's a Regeneratron

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inside here.

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Degeneratron.

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More like it

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because these guys

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really are filthy

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and they don't look like

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they've really had

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or done anything

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that's worthwhile in society either, Tom.

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Yeah, I'd second that.

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Big time.

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Definitely not the type of lads

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that you'd find

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putting in a shift

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whether down the factory,

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down the shops,

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or in any kind of trade-like way.

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There's one there.

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Watch yourself.

285
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:15,920
You need to move.

286
00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:18,260
We're actually

287
00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:18,940
we're fucked.

288
00:11:19,180 --> 00:11:20,300
We need to turn around

289
00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:22,000
and we need to vanquish this guy

290
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,480
in a big, massive way.

291
00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:25,200
Hopefully we've got the...

292
00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:25,640
We need to...

293
00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:26,220
Thank you very much,

294
00:11:26,300 --> 00:11:27,380
Dr. Ocker-Peterson

295
00:11:27,380 --> 00:11:28,380
and Evan Cashman.

296
00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:29,140
Thank you very much

297
00:11:29,140 --> 00:11:29,580
for your kind,

298
00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:30,420
our generous tip,

299
00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:30,980
Ripper-runas.

300
00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:32,180
We're going to combine that scope

301
00:11:32,180 --> 00:11:33,760
which we never got rid of,

302
00:11:33,820 --> 00:11:34,180
thankfully.

303
00:11:38,180 --> 00:11:39,740
He's coming at you at pace.

304
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:40,880
You'd want to equip that gun.

305
00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:55,320
Oh!

306
00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:55,660
Oh!

307
00:11:57,660 --> 00:11:58,600
Do you see the way

308
00:11:58,600 --> 00:11:59,640
he was flicking around?

309
00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:04,480
Absolutely disgusting stuff altogether.

310
00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:15,620
And now he's regenerating.

311
00:12:15,740 --> 00:12:16,600
He's flicking around again.

312
00:12:17,700 --> 00:12:17,960
Oh!

313
00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:19,480
Christ!

314
00:12:20,380 --> 00:12:22,060
Oh, I'm restarting this time.

315
00:12:22,740 --> 00:12:23,640
I'm restarting this.

316
00:12:24,060 --> 00:12:25,000
Have you got a replay of that?

317
00:12:25,020 --> 00:12:25,580
I want to see the way

318
00:12:25,580 --> 00:12:26,460
he was flipping around

319
00:12:26,460 --> 00:12:27,340
the fucking oddball.

320
00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:30,280
Instant replay.

321
00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:31,960
Disgusting bit of business.

322
00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:33,240
As you can see there, Francis.

323
00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:34,640
And you see he's flipping around

324
00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:35,220
like a fish

325
00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:36,300
that's just out the boy.

326
00:12:37,460 --> 00:12:37,900
Pure,

327
00:12:38,420 --> 00:12:38,960
mad,

328
00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:40,600
Atlantic salmon.

329
00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:43,400
Disgusting behavior

330
00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:45,980
from a man gone wrong there.

331
00:12:47,260 --> 00:12:47,700
Who, me?

332
00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:49,080
No, I'm on about

333
00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:50,240
the fucking regenerator.

334
00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:51,860
How would you know it's a man?

335
00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:52,520
It looked like a,

336
00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:53,700
it looked like a bloody fish.

337
00:12:54,260 --> 00:12:54,980
See the...

338
00:12:54,980 --> 00:12:56,240
Let's see it again.

339
00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:57,640
Instant replay.

340
00:12:58,600 --> 00:12:59,920
You went for the takedown.

341
00:13:00,020 --> 00:13:01,120
That was the correct thing to do,

342
00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:01,940
but he was so close,

343
00:13:01,980 --> 00:13:03,180
he came flipping at you.

344
00:13:03,940 --> 00:13:05,060
Flipping bananas.

345
00:13:05,820 --> 00:13:06,440
Big time.

346
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,060
Pure Donegal catch.

347
00:13:09,020 --> 00:13:10,220
Thanks very much, sir.

348
00:13:10,860 --> 00:13:11,880
Dr. Oka Peterson.

349
00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:13,160
Yeah, pure Donegal catch,

350
00:13:13,220 --> 00:13:14,340
says the Red FM rules.

351
00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:15,760
And he's doing the worm,

352
00:13:16,220 --> 00:13:16,960
says Vegenti.

353
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:33,800
Thank you very much, sir.

354
00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:34,200
Jacob,

355
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:34,800
Reese,

356
00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,660
Mog,

357
00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:37,760
I hope you're getting on well.

358
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:38,760
There's a way of doing this

359
00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:40,040
whereby we don't actually

360
00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:40,960
have to encounter

361
00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:43,400
the scumbag regenerator.

362
00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:46,280
But what we can do,

363
00:13:46,340 --> 00:13:47,400
and what I'm willing to do,

364
00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:49,720
is to try that.

365
00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:52,840
If you will,

366
00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:54,560
to stock up on ammunition here,

367
00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:54,980
because,

368
00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:56,900
as we know from Praner before,

369
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,120
the situation at hand,

370
00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:00,580
that's a disgusting gore bag.

371
00:14:01,220 --> 00:14:01,660
Algor?

372
00:14:02,420 --> 00:14:02,860
Algor?

373
00:14:03,220 --> 00:14:04,540
It's an allegory.

374
00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:05,900
Hopefully nothing happens

375
00:14:05,900 --> 00:14:07,500
and nothing breaks out of that.

376
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:08,440
Let's just see if we can

377
00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:09,260
slash that away.

378
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:12,720
And it's,

379
00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:14,460
it's lost its life.

380
00:14:14,540 --> 00:14:15,380
It's lost its,

381
00:14:15,380 --> 00:14:15,700
uh,

382
00:14:16,980 --> 00:14:18,080
whatever was in there

383
00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:18,260
has,

384
00:14:18,260 --> 00:14:19,440
has left,

385
00:14:19,620 --> 00:14:20,560
has slipped away,

386
00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:20,840
so.

387
00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:22,120
Now,

388
00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:23,400
what we will do here,

389
00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:24,400
and what I'm willing to do,

390
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,820
is to clean up at pace,

391
00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:27,840
kick in these doors,

392
00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:29,160
and see if there's anything

393
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,580
worth collecting at all.

394
00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:31,880
There's a sink full of

395
00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:33,360
gore and gash there.

396
00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:34,460
Uh,

397
00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:36,400
disgusting scenes.

398
00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:38,040
Meat hooks.

399
00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:39,160
Who knows what?

400
00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:39,360
A,

401
00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:39,580
a,

402
00:14:39,580 --> 00:14:39,840
a,

403
00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:41,740
a various array of

404
00:14:41,740 --> 00:14:43,100
disturbing tools

405
00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:43,700
and,

406
00:14:43,740 --> 00:14:43,940
uh,

407
00:14:43,940 --> 00:14:44,680
tricks of the trade.

408
00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:45,700
Anaconda G,

409
00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:46,680
thank you very much.

410
00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:48,360
I hope you're getting on well

411
00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:50,200
and that life is treating you

412
00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:51,020
very,

413
00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:51,720
very,

414
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:52,560
very,

415
00:14:52,780 --> 00:14:53,640
very well indeed.

416
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:54,020
Tom,

417
00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:55,300
do you have anything to say about that?

418
00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:57,340
I'd like to second that,

419
00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:57,620
uh,

420
00:14:57,620 --> 00:14:58,500
dispatchment

421
00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:00,480
of complimentation

422
00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:01,740
to Anaconda G

423
00:15:01,740 --> 00:15:02,820
and none other as well

424
00:15:02,820 --> 00:15:03,560
than SK

425
00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:04,860
and Norbu San.

426
00:15:04,940 --> 00:15:05,040
Now,

427
00:15:05,100 --> 00:15:06,220
get yourself together here

428
00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:06,900
and get yourself

429
00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:07,820
corrected.

430
00:15:08,420 --> 00:15:09,920
You wanna get yourself

431
00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:10,440
corrected.

432
00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:12,280
I wanna see

433
00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:12,800
that,

434
00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:13,240
uh,

435
00:15:13,460 --> 00:15:15,280
this bloody little situation,

436
00:15:15,380 --> 00:15:15,920
Norbu San,

437
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:16,580
thank you very much,

438
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:17,320
has to be

439
00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:18,540
killed at pace,

440
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:19,860
but what can we do here,

441
00:15:19,940 --> 00:15:20,080
Tom?

442
00:15:20,140 --> 00:15:20,380
Can we,

443
00:15:20,460 --> 00:15:21,280
can we take him out

444
00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:22,100
or should we run away?

445
00:15:23,580 --> 00:15:24,560
I'd say grab the herb

446
00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:25,160
and run away

447
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:26,300
and live to fight

448
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,060
another day.

449
00:15:28,860 --> 00:15:30,000
What Tom says,

450
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:31,340
we does.

451
00:15:37,140 --> 00:15:38,520
There could have been stuff

452
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,300
back there

453
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:43,140
that we've missed out on.

454
00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:48,700
I think realistically,

455
00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:48,700
I think realistically,

456
00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:49,520
you need to be going

457
00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:50,380
back down there anyway,

458
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:51,760
so it might be a case of the,

459
00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:52,760
bring,

460
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,000
lure this fucker out,

461
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,560
don't waste your ammunition on him.

462
00:15:58,500 --> 00:15:59,220
And, uh,

463
00:15:59,260 --> 00:15:59,580
then,

464
00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:01,240
when he gets around here,

465
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:03,400
just bomb it back down

466
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:03,640
that,

467
00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:04,300
that scenario.

468
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,160
he's giving it the whole

469
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:09,560
stretch arm strong there,

470
00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:12,800
where he's stretch arms wrong,

471
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:14,440
if he thinks he's going to be able

472
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:15,180
to take me out

473
00:16:15,180 --> 00:16:17,800
with tactics like that.

474
00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:20,820
He's a real bad piece of work.

475
00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:22,680
how do we get up here?

476
00:16:22,780 --> 00:16:24,080
And is there any way to get up there?

477
00:16:24,140 --> 00:16:24,680
There isn't.

478
00:16:25,180 --> 00:16:25,980
And now we're stuck,

479
00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:26,240
Tom.

480
00:16:26,300 --> 00:16:26,740
We're stuck

481
00:16:26,740 --> 00:16:27,420
and trapped.

482
00:16:31,380 --> 00:16:32,080
Doesn't look good.

483
00:16:32,140 --> 00:16:32,740
Thanks very much.

484
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:33,480
Big bags,

485
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:34,140
number one.

486
00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:35,600
Hope you're getting on well.

487
00:16:39,180 --> 00:16:40,420
Thank you very much as well,

488
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:41,220
Barry Harkin.

489
00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:42,540
I hope you're getting on well.

490
00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:43,960
Whoa.

491
00:16:44,380 --> 00:16:45,380
Are we tipping towards

492
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:46,740
some of the compression socks

493
00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:48,660
for that deep vein zombosis?

494
00:16:49,540 --> 00:16:50,480
Funny you should say that,

495
00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:50,760
actually.

496
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:51,680
I was looking at them

497
00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:54,880
just to try and shore up

498
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:55,200
the,

499
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,240
the whole body,

500
00:16:56,340 --> 00:16:57,080
what with the

501
00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,840
telephastic head phases

502
00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:00,260
that we were experiencing

503
00:17:00,260 --> 00:17:01,040
last week.

504
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:02,760
And I'm not,

505
00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:04,800
I can still feel right now

506
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:05,740
that there's a chance

507
00:17:05,740 --> 00:17:07,240
where if a bit of excitement

508
00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:07,880
is a brewing,

509
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:09,920
I need to rein it in,

510
00:17:10,140 --> 00:17:10,760
calm down,

511
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:12,460
and not get too excited

512
00:17:12,460 --> 00:17:14,440
because it could end up

513
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:15,760
with me having to

514
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,060
fucking do a regenerator,

515
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,300
fucking Donegal catch,

516
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:19,500
worm zone scenario

517
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:20,140
on the floor

518
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,280
during the stream.

519
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:22,580
And I don't know how.

520
00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:22,940
I haven't,

521
00:17:22,940 --> 00:17:24,160
I haven't prepared for that,

522
00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:25,160
neither mentally

523
00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:26,000
or technically.

524
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:28,420
You'd want to have

525
00:17:28,420 --> 00:17:29,020
propelled for that

526
00:17:29,020 --> 00:17:30,200
because it's a situation

527
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,100
which really needs

528
00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:32,080
to be sorted out.

529
00:17:32,460 --> 00:17:32,720
Also,

530
00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:33,620
this inventory

531
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:34,700
you've got going on here,

532
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:35,940
what the hell is happening?

533
00:17:37,780 --> 00:17:38,420
Not sure,

534
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:39,180
but we're going to mix

535
00:17:39,180 --> 00:17:39,900
a few herbs,

536
00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:40,760
mix up the medicine,

537
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:42,500
Bob Dylan style.

538
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,020
Thank you very much there,

539
00:17:44,140 --> 00:17:45,340
Silver Pixie Five.

540
00:17:45,740 --> 00:17:46,380
Once again,

541
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,140
for blessing us

542
00:17:47,140 --> 00:17:48,220
with a beautiful tip,

543
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:48,860
Ripper Runis.

544
00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:49,980
And,

545
00:17:50,060 --> 00:17:51,640
I'm definitely

546
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:52,800
in the mood

547
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,000
for a bit of game

548
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,040
completion tonight,

549
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:55,380
Tom.

550
00:17:56,380 --> 00:17:57,600
It's going pretty good.

551
00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:58,700
It's going pretty good

552
00:17:58,700 --> 00:17:59,220
at the moment.

553
00:17:59,380 --> 00:17:59,980
You're sorting out

554
00:17:59,980 --> 00:18:00,440
the inventory,

555
00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:01,160
you've got the head

556
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:01,740
on the shoulders.

557
00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:03,620
You've used head

558
00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:04,060
and shoulders,

559
00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:04,400
have you?

560
00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:05,820
I did indeed,

561
00:18:05,940 --> 00:18:06,020
Tom.

562
00:18:06,020 --> 00:18:06,620
How did you know?

563
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:08,300
I can see the texture

564
00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:09,840
and the volume

565
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:10,360
of the hair.

566
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:11,220
It's looking good.

567
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:13,000
Thank you very much,

568
00:18:13,060 --> 00:18:13,880
Kiki Stockhammer,

569
00:18:14,020 --> 00:18:14,860
for the kind,

570
00:18:14,940 --> 00:18:15,740
heart and generous tip.

571
00:18:16,740 --> 00:18:17,640
Hope you're doing well.

572
00:18:18,980 --> 00:18:19,920
Thank you very much

573
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:20,760
for that, Kiki.

574
00:18:21,380 --> 00:18:22,220
Let's just see here.

575
00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:24,160
These guys are just waiting.

576
00:18:25,340 --> 00:18:26,220
And we might just take

577
00:18:26,220 --> 00:18:27,400
a little sipping of water

578
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:28,240
and just

579
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:31,360
take things

580
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:32,500
very, very easily.

581
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:33,360
We don't want to get

582
00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:34,380
compressed out of it.

583
00:18:40,340 --> 00:18:41,580
Maybe even a segment

584
00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:42,820
of clementine

585
00:18:42,820 --> 00:18:44,480
to really take the edge

586
00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:45,160
off as well.

587
00:18:46,540 --> 00:18:47,320
Always great to get

588
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:48,200
a bit of sustenance

589
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:48,660
into you.

590
00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:49,860
What are they?

591
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,340
Are they easy peelers?

592
00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:53,760
They seem to be peeling

593
00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:55,720
very easily at pace,

594
00:18:55,740 --> 00:18:56,860
but I didn't see

595
00:18:56,860 --> 00:18:58,260
the easy peeler mark

596
00:18:58,260 --> 00:18:59,720
of quality

597
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:00,600
on the box,

598
00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:01,360
on the punnet.

599
00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:03,660
Just to reiterate,

600
00:19:03,860 --> 00:19:05,420
there was no easy peel

601
00:19:05,420 --> 00:19:06,800
sticker on the punnet.

602
00:19:07,540 --> 00:19:08,760
It just said

603
00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:09,660
seasonal

604
00:19:09,660 --> 00:19:11,660
clementines, Tom.

605
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:13,800
Well, the main thing

606
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:14,740
is that you've got them.

607
00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:16,240
And now that you're

608
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:17,140
going for the split,

609
00:19:17,260 --> 00:19:17,840
what have you got?

610
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:18,820
how many in the segment?

611
00:19:19,940 --> 00:19:20,700
At the moment,

612
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:21,440
I can count

613
00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:21,900
one,

614
00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:22,580
two,

615
00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:22,920
three,

616
00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:23,240
four,

617
00:19:23,340 --> 00:19:23,640
five,

618
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:24,160
six,

619
00:19:24,420 --> 00:19:24,800
seven,

620
00:19:24,940 --> 00:19:25,180
eight,

621
00:19:25,260 --> 00:19:25,520
nine,

622
00:19:25,620 --> 00:19:25,780
ten,

623
00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:26,020
eleven,

624
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:26,500
twelve.

625
00:19:27,180 --> 00:19:28,240
Twelve segments

626
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:31,320
inside the entire piece.

627
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:32,760
And what we're going to do

628
00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:34,160
is take this nice

629
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:34,940
and handily,

630
00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:35,460
leisurely,

631
00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:36,160
the way I'd like to

632
00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:36,980
take apart some of

633
00:19:36,980 --> 00:19:37,960
these fucking goons

634
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:38,440
that are waiting

635
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:39,000
around the next

636
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:39,940
corner for me as well.

637
00:19:43,020 --> 00:19:43,420
Lovely,

638
00:19:43,580 --> 00:19:44,380
lovely bit of business

639
00:19:44,380 --> 00:19:44,640
there.

640
00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:45,660
That's segment one.

641
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:48,060
Anguish Panda,

642
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:48,820
thanks very much

643
00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:49,320
for the tip.

644
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,060
You're going to go for

645
00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:51,600
another one?

646
00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:53,800
Segment two,

647
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:54,120
Tom.

648
00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:58,180
Very nice,

649
00:19:58,260 --> 00:19:58,860
very tart.

650
00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:00,780
Are you going to eat

651
00:20:00,780 --> 00:20:01,080
another?

652
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:03,900
We're going to go for

653
00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:04,080
three.

654
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:04,720
This time I'm going to

655
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:05,680
take two segments

656
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:06,160
together.

657
00:20:06,820 --> 00:20:07,860
It's a double header.

658
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:09,800
Double seggy coming up.

659
00:20:15,580 --> 00:20:15,940
Wow.

660
00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:18,860
Got a bit of zip to it,

661
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:19,140
has it?

662
00:20:19,780 --> 00:20:20,780
It's definitely got

663
00:20:20,780 --> 00:20:21,080
something.

664
00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:21,720
I don't know what the

665
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:22,200
fuck it is,

666
00:20:22,260 --> 00:20:22,900
but it's got something

667
00:20:22,900 --> 00:20:23,460
and it's sorry about

668
00:20:23,460 --> 00:20:24,100
the language there.

669
00:20:24,540 --> 00:20:25,480
Sorry about the language

670
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:26,340
on behalf of Francis,

671
00:20:26,460 --> 00:20:26,620
sir.

672
00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:29,200
Gone for another

673
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:30,100
double segger.

674
00:20:31,420 --> 00:20:32,560
Double segmentation

675
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:33,560
coming right up.

676
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:41,640
Sigh.

677
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:42,520
Sigh.

678
00:20:42,820 --> 00:20:43,320
Sigh.

679
00:20:44,220 --> 00:20:45,100
What the hell is

680
00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:45,800
going on in your

681
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:46,340
game, Francis?

682
00:20:46,740 --> 00:20:47,340
Sigh.

683
00:20:47,660 --> 00:20:48,220
Sigh.

684
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:49,040
Sigh.

685
00:20:49,420 --> 00:20:50,120
He's having a

686
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:50,380
fucking

687
00:20:50,380 --> 00:20:51,680
clementation breakdown.

688
00:20:52,780 --> 00:20:53,600
Cut to the screen,

689
00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:54,120
cut to the

690
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:54,820
fucking difficulties,

691
00:20:54,940 --> 00:20:55,160
quick.

692
00:20:55,160 --> 00:21:23,160
*music*

693
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:27,160
*music*

694
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:44,160
Thank you very much Ribeno Watch, sorry about that, had a bit of a fucking segmentation there, breakdown. I don't know if you've ever actually experienced one of them, it's not nice, and it's confusing when it happens. I actually thought I was dying for a second. Thanks very much there, um, Segment Chronicles and Ribeno Watch.

695
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,160
*music*

696
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:48,160
*music*

697
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:50,160
*music*

698
00:21:50,160 --> 00:22:16,160
*music*

699
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,160
*music*

700
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:20,160
*music*

701
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:22,160
*music*

702
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:24,160
*music*

703
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:25,900
and also push envelopes.

704
00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:29,260
Where are you pushing those envelopes?

705
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:32,700
Through people's letterboxes, through their eyes,

706
00:22:32,900 --> 00:22:34,640
the eyes of the letterbox of the soul,

707
00:22:34,780 --> 00:22:37,040
and we're pushing the fucking envelope right through your eyes

708
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:39,140
into your brain out there at the same time.

709
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:45,800
We need to learn about segmentation and sectarianism as well.

710
00:22:46,460 --> 00:22:49,340
And also sectarianism, which could come from Mandarin,

711
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,960
from gerrymandering a specific region.

712
00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:54,800
I'm not going to go down there.

713
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:55,620
It's political.

714
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:56,440
It's getting political.

715
00:22:57,020 --> 00:22:58,120
It's getting political.

716
00:22:58,340 --> 00:22:59,520
We don't want to go down there.

717
00:22:59,820 --> 00:23:03,860
But listen, fucking mind yourselves when you're eating oranges these days, lads.

718
00:23:04,620 --> 00:23:05,120
Make sure you look.

719
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:07,680
Whew.

720
00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:12,500
Now, I think what we can do is just a bit of a voice break, voice crack there.

721
00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:17,140
We'll take these guys very, very kindly.

722
00:23:17,380 --> 00:23:20,920
We're going to look at these guys as if they're a box of Kinder Egg surprises.

723
00:23:21,220 --> 00:23:24,520
Each one of their heads contains a lovely gift inside.

724
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:25,180
But look.

725
00:23:26,140 --> 00:23:27,020
Head gone now.

726
00:23:28,380 --> 00:23:28,860
Shit.

727
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:35,120
And that's one that we can take down to the shop with us.

728
00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:37,380
And another one of these scumbags there.

729
00:23:37,740 --> 00:23:38,740
Beautiful bit of business.

730
00:23:38,980 --> 00:23:39,500
Oh, my God.

731
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,900
There's a little lad who's coming at us with a lovely shield.

732
00:23:42,620 --> 00:23:43,020
Tom.

733
00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:44,740
Yep.

734
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:47,340
There's a little lad who's coming at you with a little lovely shield.

735
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:49,100
You need to take him out big time.

736
00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:50,380
Maybe watch him.

737
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:51,480
He's got a mace.

738
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:53,020
And he's swinging that around.

739
00:23:54,420 --> 00:23:57,760
I wonder, did he buy that down the- down me- oh, fuck.

740
00:23:59,380 --> 00:24:00,560
Oh, Jesus Christ.

741
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:01,920
Watch out.

742
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:05,040
There's- there's lads throwing fucking axes and everything at you.

743
00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:06,660
Axel Foley.

744
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:09,880
Roly-poly business.

745
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:14,340
And here is a big gun boy.

746
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:15,820
And I was just wondering there.

747
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:17,200
I don't know if you heard me there, Tom.

748
00:24:18,060 --> 00:24:18,660
Yeah, go on.

749
00:24:19,180 --> 00:24:22,900
I wonder, did he buy that mace he was- that mace that fellow was swinging?

750
00:24:24,060 --> 00:24:24,500
Yeah.

751
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:25,200
Go on.

752
00:24:25,620 --> 00:24:26,440
Did he buy his mace?

753
00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:30,280
I'm saying, I wonder, did he buy that at maze, Tom?

754
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:45,740
We've got a lovely bit of pesetas on the way here.

755
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:46,820
And I tell you something else.

756
00:24:46,820 --> 00:24:49,820
We're going to whip out that freaking shnipe.

757
00:24:50,580 --> 00:24:51,680
Wesley sniper rifle.

758
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:52,620
Once more.

759
00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:53,800
Once more.

760
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:54,900
This is for the people.

761
00:24:55,020 --> 00:24:55,900
This is for the culture.

762
00:24:55,900 --> 00:24:59,380
He's got a zapper.

763
00:25:00,620 --> 00:25:01,620
He's got a zapper.

764
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:05,100
Maybe we'll red-nine him from- from afar.

765
00:25:11,820 --> 00:25:13,120
Lovely bit of juice.

766
00:25:16,020 --> 00:25:17,900
And now-

767
00:25:17,900 --> 00:25:19,300
You're on- you're on the phone to me.

768
00:25:19,900 --> 00:25:20,580
Sorry about that.

769
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:25,640
And now we've got a bit of a dodgy boy coming through the pipeline.

770
00:25:25,780 --> 00:25:31,300
the corner as well. I think it's time that we took this guy out with the shotgun or maybe...

771
00:25:31,300 --> 00:25:39,860
yeah no yeah maybe no yeah. Fuck.

772
00:25:51,060 --> 00:25:56,980
Oh for fuck's sake we're getting done in big time here that's not what we wanted to happen but it is

773
00:25:56,980 --> 00:26:03,140
what's happening at the moment we need to accept that otherwise if we don't accept reality what is

774
00:26:03,140 --> 00:26:09,460
left of us Tom? Oh but there's gonna be nothing left of this guy and nothing left of you now you're

775
00:26:09,460 --> 00:26:17,460
fucked. That's us done. Thank you very much sir jukebox conners and tangerine scream for that.

776
00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:27,140
Eastern greenblade. Do we see Francis getting absolutely ramshackled onto the ground with the

777
00:26:27,780 --> 00:26:33,060
a wrap of the gatling gun to the face you need to work a ship ship up or ship out.

778
00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:43,380
Thank you. We've just used a herb there that was a mistake we've taken the uh the handgun ammunition

779
00:26:43,380 --> 00:26:48,500
there we're gonna move through this at pace situation here is just developing around the corner

780
00:26:49,140 --> 00:27:06,100
We best do is uh reload and pucker up buttercup we're ready to blow again. Boom power. Boom power. Boom power. Boom power.

781
00:27:06,100 --> 00:27:08,820
And this is where it gets a little bit trick- tricky dicky.

782
00:27:13,220 --> 00:27:23,540
And that's him taken down. That's him dispatched. I just heard some fella say Louis Vuitton. Oh fuck.

783
00:27:27,300 --> 00:27:34,180
Where is this guy? I can- oh shit. I can hear- I can hear the gatling gun. I don't know where he is at the moment though.

784
00:27:34,180 --> 00:27:43,220
Probably around the corner or something make sure you take out this scoochie scoochie magoochie. He's got a whipcracker snapper.

785
00:27:46,580 --> 00:28:06,740
And that's lovely. Really was lovely. It was sensual in ways that we haven't experienced before. And now we've got another couple of juicy joes coming at us. Let's see if we can dispatch dickhead here with this uh shotgun scenario.

786
00:28:13,700 --> 00:28:26,580
We actually don't want him to come down here. If he comes down here we could be fucked.

787
00:28:29,140 --> 00:28:30,740
That lad still is not dead.

788
00:28:30,740 --> 00:28:40,580
He wants to uh whip out the red nine and dispatch that scumbag from around the corner here. Watch out for the gatling gun.

789
00:28:42,660 --> 00:28:54,980
It's sound. It's sound at the moment. He doesn't really have a clear line of sight on me and this is where we move in now. We've got 21 shots. Buckshots loaded up inside the boom shtick deluxe.

790
00:28:57,380 --> 00:29:05,620
Maybe we just uh... Maybe we'll actually... Fucking hell he takes some... He really takes a little bit of beef doesn't he?

791
00:29:12,340 --> 00:29:17,460
He's a beef man. He's a beef and two veg kind of guy and that's him dealt with.

792
00:29:18,900 --> 00:29:28,660
That is him dealt with. What we'll do is we'll just run around the corner here. Hide. Hopefully draw out a few more of these bad boys. There's another... Mace man there.

793
00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:41,780
And we'll whip out this lovely... Scenario here. The red nine. It's... It's a reliable piece... That we've utilized so much here.

794
00:29:46,980 --> 00:29:57,220
And here they're coming at us. Alarming pace. These guys are coming at us. But we have just enough education to perform...

795
00:29:57,220 --> 00:30:03,540
...Shtereophonic style. And we're... We're actually gonna leisurely dispatch some of these scummers...

796
00:30:04,900 --> 00:30:13,380
...at our own volition. Of our own volition. And at our own pace. And at our own... Leisure.

797
00:30:13,860 --> 00:30:19,460
It's great when you've got the leisure time. To be able to take that leisure time out. Especially against...

798
00:30:19,460 --> 00:30:26,580
...wave upon wave. Of the undead. Are they? We don't know. Biologically speaking. They are scum.

799
00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:32,500
We don't actually know what their genetic makeup is. Or their reason to be... For being here.

800
00:30:33,620 --> 00:30:35,300
We just know that they're not right.

801
00:30:39,460 --> 00:30:44,020
They aren't right. Thank you very much Chris McNabb. Hopefully you're getting down well. Thanks very much for the tip.

802
00:30:44,020 --> 00:30:46,900
Let's see what we've got going on here. Now we have to do climb a ladder and...

803
00:30:47,860 --> 00:30:48,980
...take some pieces...

804
00:30:50,020 --> 00:30:51,380
...up above on the next level.

805
00:30:56,100 --> 00:30:58,100
Yep. There's a ladder back down the way there.

806
00:30:59,140 --> 00:31:00,020
You should take that up.

807
00:31:03,300 --> 00:31:06,260
Would you have loved to stream Elden Ring if you haven't before?

808
00:31:07,060 --> 00:31:08,820
I don't know. I mean...

809
00:31:08,820 --> 00:31:13,460
Just the Dark Souls and Elden Ring scenario games. They're... They're amazing like...

810
00:31:13,460 --> 00:31:17,460
But I just... I would... I'd probably spend days on the same boss. Because...

811
00:31:17,460 --> 00:31:23,380
That's the way it happens when I'm not even streaming. You can imagine how hard that would be when you're doing streams. Well you have to...

812
00:31:24,420 --> 00:31:26,260
The mind is on two different things there.

813
00:31:27,140 --> 00:31:29,620
Whereas something like this... It's not hard.

814
00:31:30,340 --> 00:31:32,820
But it's not easy at the same time. There's a bit of challenge to it.

815
00:31:33,300 --> 00:31:34,500
And now we're fucked.

816
00:31:36,740 --> 00:31:39,460
Famous last words here as these guys come at me at pace.

817
00:31:44,420 --> 00:31:45,780
It's all about taking them...

818
00:31:45,780 --> 00:31:52,180
...down to Chinatown. Very slowly and methodically as well. And always keeping a watch on your...

819
00:31:52,180 --> 00:31:56,180
...rear end. Always watch your arse. When these lads are around. Because these...

820
00:31:56,180 --> 00:31:58,580
...they've got shticks and they want to use them.

821
00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:04,820
God knows where they want to fucking... Ah no! We're getting absolutely zapped.

822
00:32:13,700 --> 00:32:18,180
That's one... One for the ages. One in the shoulder. One on the neck.

823
00:32:22,020 --> 00:32:25,300
They're coming fast. They're coming hard. And you need to make sure...

824
00:32:25,860 --> 00:32:32,420
...you're turning them into lads. Best idea really is to probably just jump down...

825
00:32:33,060 --> 00:32:35,300
...and abscond into the dark...

826
00:32:35,860 --> 00:32:40,180
...deep recesses of this platform down here. Great idea.

827
00:32:40,180 --> 00:32:44,740
...utilizing this time to get a bit of harbage into you. No need in taking the...

828
00:32:44,740 --> 00:32:50,100
...the red harp with the green. Although you probably should have actually. Fuck it. You know what you're doing.

829
00:32:53,300 --> 00:32:56,500
Yeah, I do know what I'm doing. Hopefully that's not... That wasn't a condescending...

830
00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:57,460
...you know what you're doing.

831
00:32:59,940 --> 00:33:02,180
Have a little look here now. And then put that...

832
00:33:03,140 --> 00:33:04,100
...is there. I'm not sure...

833
00:33:05,540 --> 00:33:10,340
We only have two rounds left. And that... These are the shtickmen. Thank you very much there for the tip.

834
00:33:10,340 --> 00:33:13,700
There. These are the shtickmen. What we will do is just keep a hold of the red nine.

835
00:33:14,420 --> 00:33:20,500
And just work away with that. Work away. That's the best way to be.

836
00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:26,820
...we will do that. Terrible shooting there.

837
00:33:29,460 --> 00:33:34,900
Beginner to turn it around here though. Shots to the back of the head. That guy has a skull made of steel.

838
00:33:37,620 --> 00:33:41,220
Not that fella. Pity his skull wasn't made of steel. Oh! Watch out!

839
00:33:42,740 --> 00:33:46,820
I got one of those growths. He's got a bad growth coming out. It looks like a fungal infection.

840
00:33:47,860 --> 00:33:49,060
And you ran out of bullets.

841
00:33:49,060 --> 00:33:54,740
It's worse than a fungal infection. It's actually fucking...

842
00:33:55,940 --> 00:33:56,740
...tumeric.

843
00:34:00,180 --> 00:34:03,300
Imagine having a live creature growing out of your body.

844
00:34:03,300 --> 00:34:09,060
And not... You know, not like... It's worse than a fucking wart or a growth or anything like that.

845
00:34:09,460 --> 00:34:13,860
It's a live creature like that. What would you do? How would you feel about it?

846
00:34:14,980 --> 00:34:17,380
Hard to tell really how you'd feel about that because...

847
00:34:18,820 --> 00:34:23,220
With most living creatures... You could actually grow attached to it.

848
00:34:24,180 --> 00:34:27,460
Well, I mean... It is attached to you and it is growing on you.

849
00:34:30,100 --> 00:34:30,820
Boomhauer!

850
00:34:32,020 --> 00:34:36,500
That's how you do it. Let's draw these assholes around the corner here and hopefully...

851
00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:38,660
We can take them out at a nice one.

852
00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:45,060
They're coming fast here now. Do they know where they are? Do they know it's Christmas time in a month?

853
00:34:47,780 --> 00:34:54,580
Not particularly too sure they have any concept of what year or date it is to be honest. I think that all they want to do is hurt.

854
00:34:55,700 --> 00:34:56,180
And then...

855
00:34:58,180 --> 00:35:00,580
They're lost. They're lost beings really.

856
00:35:01,380 --> 00:35:02,820
In an ideal world...

857
00:35:04,260 --> 00:35:07,460
We wouldn't be killing them. We'd be rounding them up. We'd be calling the guards.

858
00:35:09,700 --> 00:35:12,500
Would the guards... Would the guards arrive on time though, Tam?

859
00:35:13,860 --> 00:35:15,140
Not sure. That's it.

860
00:35:15,940 --> 00:35:18,500
That's another situation you have to deal with then. I mean...

861
00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:25,060
Are the... Are they gonna... Are you gonna be able to fuckin' call the guards? One... And two...

862
00:35:26,740 --> 00:35:29,620
Will they arrive on time? They might... They might arrive and it's too late.

863
00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:36,900
We're getting absolutely ram-shafted here.

864
00:35:38,340 --> 00:35:40,180
Sorry about that. It was a bit of bad wind...

865
00:35:41,300 --> 00:35:43,460
By Ramstein and the boys.

866
00:35:43,460 --> 00:35:48,020
We've just used that Ramstein airbase potion scenario part two.

867
00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:53,700
We've got too many... We've got no ammunition left here. We've only got two feckin'...

868
00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:58,500
All right, we've got enough magnum. I don't want to use all the magnum bullets. That's the thing.

869
00:35:58,500 --> 00:36:05,540
And we've got two sniper rifle rounds and then 225 TMP rounds. No use to anyone there.

870
00:36:07,460 --> 00:36:08,660
In an ideal world...

871
00:36:09,460 --> 00:36:15,540
Those TMP rounds would be 9mm Parabellum. You'll be able to load them slot by slot into the pitch. Well, it's not gonna happen.

872
00:36:16,420 --> 00:36:21,780
Hanley man, thank you very much for the tip there. You zombied your mother. Thank you very much for that.

873
00:36:22,900 --> 00:36:31,540
Thanks very much, Hanley man. I'm actually just gonna... I don't care about the citrus anymore, Tam. I'm going for it and I'm gonna go 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

874
00:36:32,420 --> 00:36:42,900
Fucking hell, he's serious. Gonna fucking... Six tuplet. Six tuple drop it. You've gone beyond the double drop now. You're going for the sixer. You know what happened last time.

875
00:36:43,540 --> 00:36:47,620
Could be dodgy. It could be chaotic. Let's see how it goes here, Tam.

876
00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:51,220
Mind yourself.

877
00:36:55,940 --> 00:36:58,020
Watch yourself out there. Watch yourself.

878
00:37:01,460 --> 00:37:13,380
He's juicing. He's juicing. He's juicing away. You okay, Francis? Keep it handy. Keep your mind on your shoulders.

879
00:37:16,340 --> 00:37:19,700
You okay, man? You've gone full segmentated.

880
00:37:19,700 --> 00:37:32,840
Fucking hell

881
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:35,280
Heavy enough

882
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:37,860
Where I'm ready to meet

883
00:37:37,860 --> 00:37:39,100
The task at hand

884
00:37:39,100 --> 00:37:44,400
Who are you Tash Gadams?

885
00:37:45,540 --> 00:37:46,120
I am indeed

886
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:47,300
Thank you very much there

887
00:37:47,300 --> 00:37:48,520
For uh

888
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:50,200
Staying with us

889
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:51,100
If you're still with us

890
00:37:51,100 --> 00:37:52,380
I'm not particularly too sure

891
00:37:52,380 --> 00:37:53,540
I can't see on the screen

892
00:37:53,540 --> 00:37:54,220
Whether or not

893
00:37:54,220 --> 00:37:55,400
The stream is still going

894
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:56,960
I just have to take

895
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:57,800
This uh

896
00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:58,660
Down for a moment

897
00:37:58,660 --> 00:37:59,060
While I

898
00:37:59,060 --> 00:38:00,980
Casa Vuglad

899
00:38:00,980 --> 00:38:01,540
Take it down

900
00:38:01,540 --> 00:38:02,360
Let me just make sure

901
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:03,140
This is still going

902
00:38:03,140 --> 00:38:05,760
Yeah

903
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:06,920
Yeah I stanked

904
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:07,880
Stanked from the juice

905
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:08,600
Yeah it's still going

906
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:10,100
Never go full segmented

907
00:38:10,100 --> 00:38:10,640
Great stuff

908
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:10,940
Right

909
00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:11,640
Here we go

910
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:17,160
So we have a shotgun

911
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:17,940
To our name

912
00:38:17,940 --> 00:38:22,000
For fuck's sake

913
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,740
I'm getting it from all angles here

914
00:38:23,740 --> 00:38:30,680
And that's a real shame

915
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:33,400
About the amount of ammunition

916
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:35,920
That we're racing through here

917
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:36,880
In God's name

918
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:37,860
Thank you very much

919
00:38:37,860 --> 00:38:39,040
Debar's face killer

920
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:39,880
Thank you very much

921
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:48,260
Sorry about that

922
00:38:48,260 --> 00:38:48,980
Bit of jazz

923
00:38:48,980 --> 00:38:49,940
Playing there as well

924
00:38:49,940 --> 00:38:52,660
And you've got the

925
00:38:52,660 --> 00:38:53,580
Emergency lock

926
00:38:53,580 --> 00:38:54,880
Card key as well

927
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:55,640
Which is a great

928
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:56,400
Little piece

929
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:57,740
Of key action

930
00:38:57,740 --> 00:38:59,300
That is really

931
00:38:59,300 --> 00:39:00,200
Going to help you out

932
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:01,920
When you need to go

933
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:02,960
Through a certain door

934
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:06,000
Probably in the next few minutes

935
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:06,600
Or moments

936
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:09,880
I believe

937
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:11,260
We are coming towards

938
00:39:11,260 --> 00:39:12,200
The apex

939
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:13,200
Of the

940
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:14,500
Of the game

941
00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:15,880
Little bit of

942
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:16,840
Hanggun ammo as well

943
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:18,020
And a lovely

944
00:39:18,020 --> 00:39:19,200
Bit of bullion

945
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:22,540
Nice stuff there

946
00:39:22,540 --> 00:39:23,860
Some rifle ammunition

947
00:39:23,860 --> 00:39:24,300
As well

948
00:39:24,300 --> 00:39:24,820
To boot

949
00:39:24,820 --> 00:39:26,900
Stock up for Christmas

950
00:39:26,900 --> 00:39:28,360
Get all your winter warmers

951
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:29,480
Intact

952
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:30,260
And ready

953
00:39:30,260 --> 00:39:31,020
To blow

954
00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:33,300
Now we're going to

955
00:39:33,300 --> 00:39:34,040
Use this card

956
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:41,720
You've inserted

957
00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:43,000
The emergency lock

958
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:43,800
Card key

959
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:47,020
See about that

960
00:39:47,020 --> 00:39:47,340
Will we?

961
00:39:55,180 --> 00:39:55,780
No

962
00:39:55,780 --> 00:39:59,180
Can't remember

963
00:39:59,180 --> 00:39:59,400
Where

964
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:00,240
I didn't see

965
00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:01,120
Exactly where that

966
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:01,600
Opened

967
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:02,020
But we've

968
00:40:02,020 --> 00:40:03,180
Got a lovely

969
00:40:03,180 --> 00:40:03,880
Box of TMP

970
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:04,320
Even though

971
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:05,180
It's useless to us

972
00:40:05,180 --> 00:40:05,820
Thanks very much

973
00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:07,500
Clementino

974
00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:07,960
Esprit

975
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:11,660
Great player there

976
00:40:11,660 --> 00:40:12,280
Colombian

977
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:13,740
Clementino

978
00:40:13,740 --> 00:40:14,380
Esprit

979
00:40:14,380 --> 00:40:15,020
Who played for

980
00:40:15,020 --> 00:40:16,160
Newcastle back in the day

981
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:17,180
Had one leg longer

982
00:40:17,180 --> 00:40:17,780
Than the other

983
00:40:17,780 --> 00:40:18,100
Tom

984
00:40:18,100 --> 00:40:19,340
Yep

985
00:40:19,340 --> 00:40:20,100
He had the

986
00:40:20,100 --> 00:40:20,660
Jimmy legs

987
00:40:20,660 --> 00:40:22,040
But he was a

988
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:22,920
Great footballer

989
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,560
And had

990
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:25,380
Had a great

991
00:40:25,380 --> 00:40:25,920
Style

992
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:26,680
About him

993
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:27,520
He seemingly

994
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:28,300
Managed to just

995
00:40:28,300 --> 00:40:28,740
Kind of

996
00:40:28,740 --> 00:40:30,220
Maraud the ball

997
00:40:30,220 --> 00:40:32,160
Past defenders

998
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:34,080
In a kind of

999
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:37,520
A relaxed style

1000
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:40,060
Now do we press

1001
00:40:40,060 --> 00:40:40,480
Something here

1002
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:40,900
I'm not sure

1003
00:40:40,900 --> 00:40:41,680
It's one of the locks

1004
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:42,360
Press the button

1005
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:42,780
Yeah

1006
00:40:42,780 --> 00:40:43,580
Is that

1007
00:40:43,580 --> 00:40:44,100
Okay

1008
00:40:44,100 --> 00:40:44,980
There's another one

1009
00:40:44,980 --> 00:40:45,740
Johnny segment

1010
00:40:45,740 --> 00:40:46,540
Thanks very much

1011
00:40:46,540 --> 00:40:47,320
For the tip there

1012
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:48,140
Open that

1013
00:40:48,140 --> 00:40:49,480
Nothing inside there

1014
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:54,420
Can't remember

1015
00:40:54,420 --> 00:40:55,540
Can't remember

1016
00:40:55,540 --> 00:40:55,860
Or

1017
00:40:55,860 --> 00:40:58,060
Where was the other

1018
00:40:58,060 --> 00:40:59,120
Is there another button

1019
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:05,760
Has to be around here somewhere

1020
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:07,540
Can't be too far away

1021
00:41:07,540 --> 00:41:08,920
Johnny segment

1022
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:09,700
Thanks very much

1023
00:41:09,700 --> 00:41:10,880
There for the segmentation

1024
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:11,360
It's locked

1025
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:12,060
Electronically

1026
00:41:12,060 --> 00:41:12,400
It says

1027
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:13,040
You need to release

1028
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:13,600
Two locks

1029
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:14,760
Two locks

1030
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:18,620
Maybe I missed it

1031
00:41:18,620 --> 00:41:20,160
Was there another button

1032
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:20,800
Back there

1033
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:21,900
Remco

1034
00:41:21,900 --> 00:41:24,420
Remco Verbeek

1035
00:41:24,420 --> 00:41:25,120
Is after you

1036
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:26,320
Thanks very much

1037
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:27,060
For tuning in

1038
00:41:27,060 --> 00:41:27,980
Remco Verbeek

1039
00:41:27,980 --> 00:41:28,600
Verbeek

1040
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:32,320
Big shout out

1041
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:33,500
To Remco Verbeek

1042
00:41:33,500 --> 00:41:34,300
In the chat there

1043
00:41:34,300 --> 00:41:37,660
Hope you're doing well

1044
00:41:37,660 --> 00:41:40,800
Is that

1045
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:42,020
A situation there

1046
00:41:42,020 --> 00:41:42,300
Look

1047
00:41:42,300 --> 00:41:49,580
Watch your house

1048
00:41:49,580 --> 00:41:51,360
Verbeek's after you

1049
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:54,820
And there's a lovely

1050
00:41:54,820 --> 00:41:57,420
Remco right there

1051
00:41:57,420 --> 00:41:57,800
And that

1052
00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:58,780
That button has been

1053
00:41:58,780 --> 00:42:00,320
Completely and utterly

1054
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:01,300
Remco'd

1055
00:42:01,300 --> 00:42:02,440
And watch out

1056
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:03,300
Francis

1057
00:42:03,300 --> 00:42:04,560
Yeah

1058
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:06,460
Watch the hell out there

1059
00:42:06,460 --> 00:42:07,540
There's a

1060
00:42:07,540 --> 00:42:08,440
There's a fucking bot

1061
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:09,220
In the chat again

1062
00:42:09,220 --> 00:42:12,700
Thank you very very much

1063
00:42:12,700 --> 00:42:13,340
There leg fence

1064
00:42:13,340 --> 00:42:13,980
Sorry we just

1065
00:42:13,980 --> 00:42:15,320
Pause the scenario

1066
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:16,060
For a moment

1067
00:42:16,060 --> 00:42:17,280
While I vanquish

1068
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,140
This absolute lunatic here

1069
00:42:19,140 --> 00:42:21,820
Watch out there

1070
00:42:21,820 --> 00:42:23,680
69mega.com

1071
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:24,520
Find love

1072
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:25,560
In your town

1073
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:26,000
Today

1074
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,260
Exclamation mark

1075
00:42:27,260 --> 00:42:28,880
Heart swirl emoji

1076
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,660
Crazy face emoji

1077
00:42:30,660 --> 00:42:32,540
Heart swirl emoji

1078
00:42:32,540 --> 00:42:33,420
Lips emoji

1079
00:42:33,420 --> 00:42:35,180
And then squirt emoji

1080
00:42:35,180 --> 00:42:36,240
Disgusting business

1081
00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:37,760
Don't click on that

1082
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:39,160
It's a scumbag user

1083
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:40,740
Is a liar

1084
00:42:40,740 --> 00:42:42,160
And quite possibly

1085
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:42,880
An abuser

1086
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:43,800
We don't even know

1087
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:44,420
If it's a he

1088
00:42:44,420 --> 00:42:45,620
We don't even know

1089
00:42:45,620 --> 00:42:46,600
If it's even a human

1090
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:47,600
The amount of bots

1091
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:48,500
Going on these days

1092
00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:49,980
Bots wrong

1093
00:42:49,980 --> 00:42:50,620
You're saying

1094
00:42:50,620 --> 00:42:51,240
When I tell you

1095
00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:52,540
There's a lot wrong

1096
00:42:52,540 --> 00:42:53,960
And it's in the chat

1097
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:54,500
At the moment

1098
00:42:54,500 --> 00:42:55,060
Cladino

1099
00:42:55,060 --> 00:42:55,920
Thanks very much

1100
00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:56,420
For the tip

1101
00:42:56,420 --> 00:42:57,640
Hope you're doing well

1102
00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:59,860
It's a sad sad day

1103
00:42:59,860 --> 00:43:00,760
Thanks very much Cladino

1104
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:02,520
It's a sad sad sad day

1105
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:04,020
The amount of

1106
00:43:04,020 --> 00:43:05,920
Bots is overrunning

1107
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:06,860
The amount of humans

1108
00:43:06,860 --> 00:43:07,840
Liam Rogers

1109
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:08,720
In the chat everybody

1110
00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:10,400
Liam Rogers

1111
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:11,140
Is in town

1112
00:43:11,140 --> 00:43:13,940
It's always a great day

1113
00:43:13,940 --> 00:43:16,600
When Rogers

1114
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:17,780
Comes out to play

1115
00:43:17,780 --> 00:43:19,860
And I tell you

1116
00:43:19,860 --> 00:43:20,580
Something else

1117
00:43:20,580 --> 00:43:21,540
These guys

1118
00:43:21,540 --> 00:43:22,080
Haven't heard

1119
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:22,860
The last of me

1120
00:43:22,860 --> 00:43:24,160
And this fella here

1121
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:26,220
You're gonna get slashed

1122
00:43:26,220 --> 00:43:27,840
You should've learned

1123
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:28,560
To fucking mace

1124
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:29,160
A bit better

1125
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:30,100
You should've gone

1126
00:43:30,100 --> 00:43:31,200
To mace school

1127
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:35,240
Let's take out the handgun here

1128
00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:35,960
Red 9

1129
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:37,300
And what I'll do

1130
00:43:37,300 --> 00:43:38,060
Is I'll run away

1131
00:43:38,060 --> 00:43:38,820
From this man

1132
00:43:38,820 --> 00:43:40,700
I'll reload the piece

1133
00:43:40,700 --> 00:43:43,900
And then I'll leisurely

1134
00:43:43,900 --> 00:43:45,580
Dispatch this guy

1135
00:43:45,580 --> 00:43:47,140
And that's lovely

1136
00:43:47,140 --> 00:43:49,080
Here's a follow up

1137
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:50,520
There's another

1138
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:51,320
A third one

1139
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:53,080
This is for the house

1140
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:55,840
This is for Christmas

1141
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:58,620
And that's for the kids

1142
00:43:58,620 --> 00:44:04,540
And a lovely bit of cash

1143
00:44:04,540 --> 00:44:05,080
Well Tom

1144
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:06,660
Lovely bit of business

1145
00:44:06,660 --> 00:44:07,360
You went for the

1146
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:08,540
Triple red 9

1147
00:44:08,540 --> 00:44:09,360
Dispatchment

1148
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:11,180
Of a scumbag

1149
00:44:11,180 --> 00:44:12,720
Who had a bad

1150
00:44:12,720 --> 00:44:14,280
Bad situation going on

1151
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:15,180
Should've gone to hospital

1152
00:44:15,180 --> 00:44:15,780
For that

1153
00:44:15,780 --> 00:44:16,660
Instead

1154
00:44:16,660 --> 00:44:17,960
He was trying to attack you

1155
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:19,360
And he got what was coming to him

1156
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:20,740
I don't have it

1157
00:44:20,740 --> 00:44:21,760
Thanks very much

1158
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:22,760
Sorry we had to cut back

1159
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:23,900
From you there Tom

1160
00:44:23,900 --> 00:44:25,400
And I'll tell you something else

1161
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:26,480
Thanks very much Dave

1162
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:27,480
Ryan Schmokes

1163
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:28,620
For the tip as well

1164
00:44:28,620 --> 00:44:30,040
I hope you're getting on well

1165
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:32,660
With uh

1166
00:44:32,660 --> 00:44:33,820
With just life

1167
00:44:33,820 --> 00:44:35,040
Just life in general

1168
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:36,100
I hope you're getting on well

1169
00:44:36,100 --> 00:44:36,760
Now

1170
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,820
Situation

1171
00:44:38,820 --> 00:44:40,160
Here we are

1172
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:47,660
Do you like wham bars man?

1173
00:44:48,460 --> 00:44:49,800
You'll soon harbor

1174
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:51,280
An awesome power

1175
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:52,600
Lord

1176
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:53,040
Yes it seems

1177
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:54,460
You would rather choose

1178
00:44:54,460 --> 00:44:55,100
Death

1179
00:44:55,100 --> 00:44:55,960
Death

1180
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:57,280
You're taking Ashley back

1181
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:58,560
Whether you like it or not

1182
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:01,200
Ah the audacity of you

1183
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:05,600
Super hand

1184
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:08,580
Is what the uncle would say

1185
00:45:08,580 --> 00:45:09,200
Wouldn't you Tom?

1186
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,300
It's a great impression

1187
00:45:11,300 --> 00:45:11,960
You do on me

1188
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:15,580
It was a super strike

1189
00:45:15,580 --> 00:45:16,400
From that cunt

1190
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:17,960
And he's getting all the bullets

1191
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:18,700
Known to man

1192
00:45:18,700 --> 00:45:20,220
Inside his chest

1193
00:45:20,220 --> 00:45:26,280
And thank you very much

1194
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:29,100
C.J. McCormack

1195
00:45:29,100 --> 00:45:32,780
C.J. McCormack

1196
00:45:32,780 --> 00:45:36,640
Thanks very much C.J.

1197
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:44,960
It sounds like he's blocked up

1198
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:48,160
Sounds like he needs to go for a Tom Tate

1199
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:50,840
Rapid style commens-

1200
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:51,720
Commensation

1201
00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:54,120
Of a shit dispersal

1202
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:56,500
Move

1203
00:45:56,500 --> 00:45:56,500
Move

1204
00:45:56,500 --> 00:45:57,860
Let's go

1205
00:45:57,860 --> 00:46:01,640
Yeah we've no mic to save us now

1206
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:03,280
Unfortunately Mike got fucking

1207
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:04,940
Balloon timed

1208
00:46:04,940 --> 00:46:07,280
In the balloon time

1209
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:10,980
He must have a steel plate in the back Tom

1210
00:46:10,980 --> 00:46:12,620
Must have

1211
00:46:12,620 --> 00:46:17,460
A big massive steel wedge in the back

1212
00:46:17,460 --> 00:46:19,900
Because that fucker is bulletproof

1213
00:46:19,900 --> 00:46:24,520
Bulletproof by Leroux there

1214
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:26,040
Featuring

1215
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:27,340
Lord

1216
00:46:27,340 --> 00:46:28,600
Rich

1217
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:29,500
Sadlier

1218
00:46:29,500 --> 00:46:31,700
And now green herb time

1219
00:46:31,700 --> 00:46:33,920
And a memo

1220
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:35,160
Now you know what that means

1221
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:35,800
Jason

1222
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:37,640
Barneveld

1223
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:38,380
Patterson

1224
00:46:38,380 --> 00:46:39,040
The ninth

1225
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:40,160
Are you there sir?

1226
00:46:41,240 --> 00:46:41,960
Hello

1227
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:44,140
How the devil are you?

1228
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:45,520
Don't answer

1229
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:46,640
I don't care

1230
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:49,340
Let's get some memorandums read

1231
00:46:49,340 --> 00:46:53,300
And some information dispersed into your mind

1232
00:46:53,300 --> 00:46:56,500
From the initial stages of the research

1233
00:46:56,500 --> 00:47:00,300
We have been searching for a safe and practical removal

1234
00:47:00,300 --> 00:47:02,660
Procedure of the plaga

1235
00:47:02,660 --> 00:47:04,760
Ironically

1236
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:06,260
It turns out

1237
00:47:06,260 --> 00:47:08,760
That the real objective of this research

1238
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:11,660
Was not to find a way to remove the plagues

1239
00:47:11,660 --> 00:47:13,140
From the infected persons

1240
00:47:13,140 --> 00:47:15,540
But to find a way

1241
00:47:15,540 --> 00:47:18,380
So that the plaga could not be removed

1242
00:47:18,380 --> 00:47:19,920
From the body easily

1243
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,340
In the end

1244
00:47:22,340 --> 00:47:23,900
We are able

1245
00:47:23,900 --> 00:47:25,660
To find out

1246
00:47:25,660 --> 00:47:27,240
The plagues

1247
00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:28,600
Could be removed

1248
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:31,420
Only by exposing them to a special radiation

1249
00:47:31,420 --> 00:47:35,860
The only drawback with this method

1250
00:47:35,860 --> 00:47:39,700
Is that it is a very painful procedure

1251
00:47:39,700 --> 00:47:44,000
Since the plaga attaches itself to the nerves

1252
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:47,820
There is a possibility that it may impair the consciousness of the host

1253
00:47:47,820 --> 00:47:52,580
Another fact that must be mentioned is that once the plaga grows into an adult

1254
00:47:52,580 --> 00:47:55,320
The removal procedure could kill the host

1255
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:58,020
But perhaps death isn't so bad

1256
00:47:58,020 --> 00:48:00,460
When you think about the alternative

1257
00:48:00,460 --> 00:48:03,580
Over and out

1258
00:48:03,580 --> 00:48:05,380
Woke moralists

1259
00:48:05,380 --> 00:48:19,020
Lovely lovely stuff there from Jimmy Barry pitiful the 17th Earl of Chaos

1260
00:48:19,020 --> 00:48:22,520
An absolute legend gemstone of a man

1261
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:24,480
An uncut gem of a man Uncle Tom

1262
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:27,820
I am your Uncle Tom

1263
00:48:27,820 --> 00:48:28,340
That's true

1264
00:48:28,340 --> 00:48:29,800
And he is a great man

1265
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:34,820
And we really do love the input that he has in this situation

1266
00:48:34,820 --> 00:48:35,960
Thanks very much

1267
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:36,860
Need him feed him

1268
00:48:36,860 --> 00:48:37,680
Thanks very much

1269
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:41,020
Good selection of sail

1270
00:48:41,020 --> 00:48:43,180
Good selection of things on sail

1271
00:48:43,180 --> 00:48:46,020
Stranger and I believe we have a golden links as well

1272
00:48:46,020 --> 00:48:48,540
Garnubius Flux

1273
00:48:48,540 --> 00:48:50,380
Thanks very much for joining us

1274
00:48:50,380 --> 00:48:53,040
And you've got some lovely emojis in the chat

1275
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:54,200
Look at this

1276
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:57,100
A lovely golden links

1277
00:48:57,100 --> 00:48:59,860
It's sensual

1278
00:48:59,860 --> 00:49:04,540
And that idiot is gonna spend big money on it as well

1279
00:49:04,540 --> 00:49:07,460
Thank you

1280
00:49:07,460 --> 00:49:09,560
We've got what's known

1281
00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:12,100
It's a pearl pendant or as it's known in French

1282
00:49:12,100 --> 00:49:15,480
Un pearl pendant

1283
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:23,460
Un pearl pendant

1284
00:49:23,460 --> 00:49:26,740
Lovely bit of French there

1285
00:49:26,740 --> 00:49:27,880
Keep the devil that shite

1286
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:30,080
Cheeky peanut

1287
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:32,980
How the bloody hell are you cheeky peanut

1288
00:49:32,980 --> 00:49:36,700
Funny actually I was watching a news report earlier on

1289
00:49:36,700 --> 00:49:39,320
And it was the central criminal court

1290
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:40,880
And it was chief justice

1291
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:42,180
Do you know what his name was Tom?

1292
00:49:43,500 --> 00:49:44,480
Chief justice

1293
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:46,060
Justice Moriarty?

1294
00:49:47,020 --> 00:49:48,440
No that's old school I think

1295
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:49,780
That was the Moriarty Tribunal

1296
00:49:49,780 --> 00:49:51,380
Hot judge thanks very much for the tip

1297
00:49:51,380 --> 00:49:53,620
Justice Brown?

1298
00:49:55,740 --> 00:49:56,600
Guess again

1299
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:59,280
Justice Herb Linehan?

1300
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:02,380
You're nowhere near it

1301
00:50:02,380 --> 00:50:04,480
Justice Main Street?

1302
00:50:05,540 --> 00:50:06,680
You're getting closer

1303
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:09,320
Justice Barry White?

1304
00:50:10,580 --> 00:50:11,940
I'm just gonna come out and say it

1305
00:50:11,940 --> 00:50:14,380
Justice Porik Peanut?

1306
00:50:14,860 --> 00:50:15,560
Chief Justice

1307
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:16,340
Can you believe that?

1308
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:19,980
That's the name of one of the fucking main judges in the country

1309
00:50:19,980 --> 00:50:21,400
I don't believe it

1310
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:22,840
And I'll only believe it

1311
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:24,020
When I see it

1312
00:50:24,020 --> 00:50:26,220
Well hopefully you'll never see it

1313
00:50:26,220 --> 00:50:27,000
You'll never have to see it

1314
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,720
Thanks very much there for the tip there

1315
00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:29,620
Jimmy Peterson

1316
00:50:29,620 --> 00:50:32,260
Lovely bit of video gaming you say

1317
00:50:32,260 --> 00:50:34,160
Now let's sell this infrared scope

1318
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:35,520
I think we don't need it anymore

1319
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:41,180
And a semi-auto rifle scope

1320
00:50:41,180 --> 00:50:45,260
Not even sure we even need any of the stuff here

1321
00:50:45,260 --> 00:50:46,820
I would like to buy a rocket launcher

1322
00:50:46,820 --> 00:50:47,840
Thanks very much Giller

1323
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:50,080
Would love to see it play in Metal Gear 4

1324
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:52,740
Could be a game worth revisiting

1325
00:50:52,740 --> 00:50:54,900
Because it did change the mould

1326
00:50:54,900 --> 00:50:56,500
The same way that Resident Evil 4

1327
00:50:56,500 --> 00:50:58,200
Changed up its mould

1328
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:01,640
From previous iterations of the Resident Evil franchise

1329
00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:02,200
Jimmy Peterson

1330
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:02,820
Thanks very much

1331
00:51:02,820 --> 00:51:03,680
And Vernie Teabag

1332
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:04,220
Thanks very much

1333
00:51:04,220 --> 00:51:05,500
Great to see the Dream Team back streaming

1334
00:51:05,500 --> 00:51:06,100
Again Francis

1335
00:51:06,100 --> 00:51:08,160
Can you ask Tommy if he wears any jewellery

1336
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:09,440
Or is that any piercings?

1337
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:11,840
Not on my watch

1338
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:15,140
My body is a temper

1339
00:51:15,140 --> 00:51:18,700
And I don't want to ruin it

1340
00:51:18,700 --> 00:51:21,500
Yeah but you do ruin it from the inside

1341
00:51:21,500 --> 00:51:22,640
With the amount of alcohol

1342
00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:23,220
Is that correct?

1343
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:24,800
That's my business

1344
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:26,520
Thanks very much Tom

1345
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:28,000
Dublin City Simulator

1346
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,200
Thank you very much there

1347
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:32,660
And justice for Rick Peanut

1348
00:51:32,660 --> 00:51:34,220
Let's do up the

1349
00:51:34,220 --> 00:51:37,600
We don't really need to do that

1350
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:40,000
The Broken Butterfly is at its maximum

1351
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:40,700
At the moment

1352
00:51:40,700 --> 00:51:44,040
Is there anything else we could buy there?

1353
00:51:44,100 --> 00:51:45,900
We've got no more bloody stuff

1354
00:51:45,900 --> 00:51:48,980
Thank you very much there justice

1355
00:51:48,980 --> 00:51:53,280
Let's buy a rocket launcher if he has it

1356
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:54,500
Tack Vest

1357
00:51:54,500 --> 00:51:55,300
Fuck that

1358
00:51:55,300 --> 00:51:59,480
We do have that

1359
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:05,480
We've got magnum bullets

1360
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:07,100
We've a rocket launcher

1361
00:52:07,100 --> 00:52:08,440
We've two grenades

1362
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:10,320
That should do us

1363
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:11,820
I'd say that's going to do us

1364
00:52:11,820 --> 00:52:13,720
Thank you

1365
00:52:13,720 --> 00:52:20,340
You're feeling confident there

1366
00:52:20,340 --> 00:52:21,740
Thank you very much

1367
00:52:21,740 --> 00:52:22,860
Our main approver of stuff

1368
00:52:22,860 --> 00:52:23,840
You might want to save

1369
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:25,660
Or sell some of that TMP shine

1370
00:52:25,660 --> 00:52:27,520
Thank you

1371
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:29,640
It came through on the phone

1372
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:30,340
See you there Tom

1373
00:52:30,340 --> 00:52:31,420
Well that's what happens

1374
00:52:31,420 --> 00:52:32,840
If you stay on the phone line to me

1375
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:34,540
Your audio through my

1376
00:52:34,540 --> 00:52:35,720
Through my earpiece

1377
00:52:35,720 --> 00:52:36,620
Comes through on the stream

1378
00:52:36,620 --> 00:52:37,320
It's bizarre

1379
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:40,120
Almost as bizarre as the time

1380
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:41,720
It cut back to me

1381
00:52:41,720 --> 00:52:44,420
And your voice was coming through

1382
00:52:44,420 --> 00:52:46,460
And I was talking the exact same words

1383
00:52:46,460 --> 00:52:47,840
That he had that time before

1384
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:51,200
Yeah but we don't need to draw any attention to that

1385
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:53,260
Just a technical malfunction

1386
00:52:53,260 --> 00:52:54,620
Just get on with the selling

1387
00:52:54,620 --> 00:52:57,840
You can sell the guy

1388
00:52:57,840 --> 00:52:58,680
What are we going to sell him?

1389
00:52:58,740 --> 00:52:59,920
Oh TMP ammunition

1390
00:52:59,920 --> 00:53:00,640
That's correct yeah

1391
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:01,400
TMP ammo

1392
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:02,760
And they've got too much of it there

1393
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:07,580
And thanks very much there

1394
00:53:07,580 --> 00:53:08,280
Darren Mack

1395
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:10,120
Who's laughing in the chat there

1396
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:12,980
I'm thanking you for a tip that you sent

1397
00:53:12,980 --> 00:53:14,100
Actually it came through

1398
00:53:14,100 --> 00:53:15,960
I forgot to fucking say thank you there

1399
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:17,340
It came through after the

1400
00:53:17,340 --> 00:53:19,700
The last video was taken down

1401
00:53:19,700 --> 00:53:20,440
Due to Wes

1402
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:22,160
Wes got in touch

1403
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:23,180
Wes was on the phone

1404
00:53:23,180 --> 00:53:25,240
And he said

1405
00:53:25,240 --> 00:53:27,100
He didn't want me using his fucking

1406
00:53:27,100 --> 00:53:28,180
Tunes anymore

1407
00:53:28,180 --> 00:53:29,680
And I feel as though

1408
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:31,640
After a year of being away from the stream

1409
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:34,360
YouTube has maybe become a little bit more strict

1410
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:37,640
Because we were actually watching your stream there Tommy

1411
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:39,360
Not from long ago when you were in Germany

1412
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:41,880
Yep Chicago Bullock stream

1413
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:43,740
Yet to go back and revisit that

1414
00:53:43,740 --> 00:53:44,580
Looking forward to it

1415
00:53:44,580 --> 00:53:47,260
But it did get fucking kiboshed

1416
00:53:47,260 --> 00:53:50,160
Due to the amount of music that was playing

1417
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:52,080
Yeah and I was worried there last

1418
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:54,960
The last night now that we played the full Wes Alani video

1419
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:56,400
I thought well that warrants it

1420
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:57,860
Maybe not because

1421
00:53:57,860 --> 00:54:00,440
There was no videos being played on your stream

1422
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:01,280
It was just the tunes

1423
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:01,820
Is that correct?

1424
00:54:02,820 --> 00:54:03,400
Big time

1425
00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:04,220
Just the tunes

1426
00:54:04,220 --> 00:54:05,540
Daddy Yankee on the boys

1427
00:54:05,540 --> 00:54:07,340
Thank you very much anyway

1428
00:54:07,340 --> 00:54:07,920
For the tip

1429
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:09,320
Main approver of stuff

1430
00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:10,800
Hope you're getting on well

1431
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:12,080
You say I've just received confirmation

1432
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:13,060
The educational channel

1433
00:54:13,060 --> 00:54:15,000
Its content creators have been approved

1434
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:18,960
Apparently there's a niche for transportation theme videos

1435
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:20,700
With heavy banter infusion

1436
00:54:20,700 --> 00:54:21,340
Proceed

1437
00:54:21,340 --> 00:54:24,300
Wow sounds interesting

1438
00:54:24,300 --> 00:54:25,820
Sounds like an interesting tip

1439
00:54:25,820 --> 00:54:27,640
Just received confirmation

1440
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:29,980
This educational channel

1441
00:54:29,980 --> 00:54:32,680
Its content and creators have been approved

1442
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:33,740
Don't know what that means

1443
00:54:33,740 --> 00:54:35,600
But it sounds like you're excited

1444
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:37,520
And you want to pass on the excitement to us

1445
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:39,000
But we can't get excited

1446
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:40,880
Until we understand what you're excited about

1447
00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:41,560
Isn't that correct?

1448
00:54:42,720 --> 00:54:43,500
Yeah I just want to reiterate

1449
00:54:43,500 --> 00:54:45,240
We don't understand what the tip meant

1450
00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:46,100
What the message meant

1451
00:54:46,100 --> 00:54:48,080
We want to be excited like it

1452
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:49,240
But we don't understand it

1453
00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:49,580
Please

1454
00:54:49,580 --> 00:54:50,420
More information

1455
00:54:50,420 --> 00:54:51,840
In the chat there maybe

1456
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:57,480
Right. Get the hell out of here and let's get

1457
00:54:57,480 --> 00:55:00,840
popping with this situation here. We've got to

1458
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:02,900
reload that.

1459
00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:08,860
Reload that. Only got five rounds in that.

1460
00:55:09,860 --> 00:55:12,600
I think this can take us up to... We've got no more rounds there.

1461
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:12,980
We've got that.

1462
00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:19,160
We've got a broken butterfly. Okay. Great stuff.

1463
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:27,980
Yeah, it sounds like something.

1464
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:32,340
This educational channel, its content and creators have been approved.

1465
00:55:32,740 --> 00:55:36,660
Approved for what, though? I don't understand you. Are we going the right way here?

1466
00:55:36,660 --> 00:55:39,860
Oh, we're going the right way, alright. It's the fucking

1467
00:55:39,860 --> 00:55:45,160
sound that you don't want to hear of an absolute lunatic.

1468
00:55:45,160 --> 00:56:03,980
You should be coming around the corner now. That was nice. Oh yeah. And you really love it when that... When a plan like that comes together. Watch out, he's gonna come back around again. Burt back around. The look.

1469
00:56:03,980 --> 00:56:12,360
I've come. It's in your eyes.

1470
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:20,400
It's nice, this. It's really nice. It's friendly.

1471
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:28,460
And we've only got two of these scum-sucking rounds left. Hopefully the scum-sucker is still ready to take pain.

1472
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:32,960
We're ready to take his pain away and send him to the final realm.

1473
00:56:33,620 --> 00:56:37,520
If he wants. If that's what he wants, we can do that.

1474
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:38,760
Hey lad. Kasava.

1475
00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:43,020
Maybe we can go around here. Reload this. We've got no more rounds, though.

1476
00:56:43,720 --> 00:56:44,780
Did he run away?

1477
00:56:46,820 --> 00:56:51,060
I think you did it. I just think that was it. There's no more scum-bags left.

1478
00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:52,760
Follow me.

1479
00:56:58,720 --> 00:57:01,800
I just have a little touch of banana here.

1480
00:57:02,220 --> 00:57:05,380
Will Tommy be doing Warzone 2? Asks Alan B4.

1481
00:57:06,220 --> 00:57:07,660
Tommy, can you field that?

1482
00:57:08,980 --> 00:57:11,240
Well, we have a situation

1483
00:57:11,240 --> 00:57:12,640
which isn't

1484
00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:15,660
optimum at the moment. We do understand

1485
00:57:15,660 --> 00:57:17,540
that it's a situation

1486
00:57:17,540 --> 00:57:19,540
whereby we'd like to have it on

1487
00:57:19,540 --> 00:57:21,980
I think, Francis, you were saying you'd like to have it on the PC.

1488
00:57:22,980 --> 00:57:24,340
But you don't have

1489
00:57:24,340 --> 00:57:26,540
the power capability to have it on PC

1490
00:57:26,540 --> 00:57:29,100
and then stream it, so you'd probably get it on the PS4.

1491
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:30,800
But then, you've got a problem

1492
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:31,500
with that as well.

1493
00:57:32,580 --> 00:57:33,980
Problem with that, Tom, is

1494
00:57:33,980 --> 00:57:36,560
PS4 is not

1495
00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:38,260
going to get you the graphics

1496
00:57:38,260 --> 00:57:40,180
and resolution into the future.

1497
00:57:40,300 --> 00:57:41,880
We know that Warzone is going to be

1498
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:44,180
probably a fixture in our lives

1499
00:57:44,180 --> 00:57:45,640
at some point.

1500
00:57:45,740 --> 00:57:46,280
We need

1501
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:48,200
we need full-frame capabilities.

1502
00:57:49,260 --> 00:57:50,240
And I'm

1503
00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:51,960
I just don't want to fucking be

1504
00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:53,200
goosed, you know.

1505
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:55,100
And here's the situation right now.

1506
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:06,900
I don't know what you're doing here, but you need to make sure you've got all your eggs lined up in a row.

1507
00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:14,620
Poor Puss, thank you very, very much for the tip there.

1508
00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:16,560
Can you wish Owen Kremen all the best?

1509
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:17,720
He came off the ladder earlier.

1510
00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:19,820
And is it A&E at the moment?

1511
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:21,420
Sorry to hear that, Owen.

1512
00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:24,420
Owen Kremen, how are you?

1513
00:58:24,540 --> 00:58:26,040
Sorry to hear about your accident.

1514
00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:27,660
It's Tommy here just barging in.

1515
00:58:28,500 --> 00:58:30,120
Wanted to say get well soon.

1516
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:32,940
Hopefully that means I had a bit of a fucking situation.

1517
00:58:33,060 --> 00:58:34,140
I should have gone to the doctor.

1518
00:58:34,580 --> 00:58:35,260
Got an x-ray.

1519
00:58:36,460 --> 00:58:37,580
Myself over the summer.

1520
00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:41,580
Still feeling it, but it's a good job that you're in hospital.

1521
00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:42,500
They'll look after you.

1522
00:58:44,420 --> 00:58:44,840
They will.

1523
00:58:44,940 --> 00:58:45,460
That's their job.

1524
00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:46,460
That's what they're paid for.

1525
00:58:46,540 --> 00:58:48,940
You'd hope that they'd look after you.

1526
00:58:50,220 --> 00:58:51,940
And we've a red herb there as well.

1527
00:58:51,980 --> 00:58:54,140
And a lovely little bit of a magnum ammunition.

1528
00:58:54,580 --> 00:58:58,620
And magnumoniously, we're going to go back outside again.

1529
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:01,740
I'm not particularly too sure we should have even been in here at this moment.

1530
00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:08,460
See, we go down here.

1531
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,160
And the pace is relentless at the moment.

1532
00:59:11,380 --> 00:59:14,780
Have you ever played Evil Within from the creator Resident Evil?

1533
00:59:14,900 --> 00:59:15,500
I haven't.

1534
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:16,600
Never even heard about it.

1535
00:59:17,180 --> 00:59:18,480
Never even heard about it.

1536
00:59:19,060 --> 00:59:24,400
But back to the conversation is that I don't believe in those next-gen consoles.

1537
00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:33,820
Because just yet, I can't see myself buying the fucking game.

1538
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:38,480
The games that are coming out, I don't really think it's worth having that.

1539
00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:39,520
And there's still life.

1540
00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:41,240
There's still life in the PS4.

1541
00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:48,020
But for Warzone, it needs to be high frames and good resolution.

1542
00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:52,180
So, rocking a hard place at the moment.

1543
00:59:53,860 --> 00:59:55,040
Rocking a hard place.

1544
00:59:55,840 --> 00:59:57,860
Just like Leo.

1545
00:59:58,980 --> 01:00:00,780
Leon S. Kennedy is at the moment.

1546
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:02,180
Leo DiCaprio, I was going to say.

1547
01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:05,760
He does look like a DiCaprio.

1548
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:12,080
He has a DiCaprio vibe early days before he changed into his final form, DiCaprio.

1549
01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:29,860
What I would like to ask, and what I'd want to know about is...

1550
01:00:29,860 --> 01:00:35,600
PS, if it was going to be a toss between the two, what is better here?

1551
01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:38,460
I've had PlayStation since day dot.

1552
01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:42,240
I've never bothered with the Xbox myself.

1553
01:00:44,560 --> 01:00:45,160
But something...

1554
01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:45,760
But something...

1555
01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:51,900
Something inside so strong is saying to me that if it was to go one of the way, I'd change.

1556
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:53,220
I'd defect from Sony.

1557
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:57,040
The Japanese boys, I'd have to say, sayonara to you, lads.

1558
01:00:57,580 --> 01:01:00,540
It's time to go to Daddy Yankee's gaff.

1559
01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:04,420
And down a few mountain dews.

1560
01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:05,580
The drink, dew.

1561
01:01:06,060 --> 01:01:10,040
And then play on the Xbox scenario.

1562
01:01:10,820 --> 01:01:11,560
What do you say?

1563
01:01:11,620 --> 01:01:13,200
What do you think about that out there?

1564
01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:14,540
What are your thoughts?

1565
01:01:14,620 --> 01:01:15,240
What are your feelings?

1566
01:01:15,420 --> 01:01:15,920
Let me know.

1567
01:01:18,900 --> 01:01:20,920
PC gaming might be the future, Tony B.

1568
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:26,980
But in order to stream as well as game, you probably need to get a second PC in order to do the streaming.

1569
01:01:26,980 --> 01:01:28,240
To handle that work.

1570
01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:32,240
And then you're buying a graphics card to handle the workload of the game as well.

1571
01:01:32,540 --> 01:01:34,960
It's a lot of money, like.

1572
01:01:38,300 --> 01:01:41,280
I'm not particularly too sure VR gaming is the future.

1573
01:01:41,740 --> 01:01:43,040
Jonathan, thank you very much.

1574
01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:43,900
Richie Sadler.

1575
01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:46,000
Loves a Radler.

1576
01:01:46,540 --> 01:01:48,140
Jimmy Beavers, thank you very much.

1577
01:01:48,480 --> 01:01:52,460
And Anguished Panda, thank you very much for that tip as well.

1578
01:01:52,580 --> 01:01:54,680
Make sure I've got a big tripod.

1579
01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:55,600
Thank you very much.

1580
01:01:56,380 --> 01:01:57,640
And, uh...

1581
01:01:57,640 --> 01:01:58,360
Yeah.

1582
01:01:58,700 --> 01:01:59,360
Got to be there, Len.

1583
01:01:59,500 --> 01:02:00,540
Thanks very much for that.

1584
01:02:06,540 --> 01:02:07,260
Don't buy...

1585
01:02:07,260 --> 01:02:08,700
Buy the vest, says Dan.

1586
01:02:09,700 --> 01:02:12,100
I don't know.

1587
01:02:12,100 --> 01:02:13,640
I don't know if I really need it.

1588
01:02:14,420 --> 01:02:16,300
I think I might be able to take out this guy.

1589
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:18,740
As I recall, he was an anticlimactic beast.

1590
01:02:19,260 --> 01:02:20,060
The final beast.

1591
01:02:21,700 --> 01:02:22,960
Is this where we're going to go...

1592
01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:23,760
Is this the right place?

1593
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:24,640
Oh, it's this the other way.

1594
01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:26,620
We'll get confused a bit.

1595
01:02:26,680 --> 01:02:28,300
Shane, thanks very much for the Shane.

1596
01:02:30,060 --> 01:02:31,320
Lovely to have a bit of Shane.

1597
01:02:32,380 --> 01:02:32,820
Dispatched.

1598
01:02:34,100 --> 01:02:34,660
Amongst us.

1599
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:35,460
Hello, Franklin.

1600
01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:37,920
Any news on Black Mamba Part 2, Frank?

1601
01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:39,880
Yeah.

1602
01:02:40,380 --> 01:02:43,400
Uh, no news on that at the moment now.

1603
01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:44,260
Tonight now.

1604
01:02:44,380 --> 01:02:44,700
Jay.

1605
01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:46,840
Hello.

1606
01:02:47,740 --> 01:02:48,840
I'm back again.

1607
01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:51,780
Jay to the B to the P.

1608
01:02:52,380 --> 01:02:53,460
The realest MC.

1609
01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:54,960
You know me.

1610
01:02:55,260 --> 01:02:55,660
MC.

1611
01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:57,940
Not meaning Master of Ceremonies.

1612
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:01,220
Although I could be referred to as that at time to time.

1613
01:03:02,660 --> 01:03:08,440
But right now, MC means Memorandum Commandeer.

1614
01:03:09,100 --> 01:03:14,440
And I will dispatch beautiful words of wisdom from this memo.

1615
01:03:15,020 --> 01:03:19,200
Seemingly is a memorandum from the President of the United States of America.

1616
01:03:20,780 --> 01:03:26,420
The real power of the United States lies in three areas.

1617
01:03:26,940 --> 01:03:28,720
Schultz, thank you for the tip.

1618
01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:31,240
The Justice Department.

1619
01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:33,920
The Administrative De-bodies.

1620
01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:35,020
Sorry about that.

1621
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:37,220
The Justice Department.

1622
01:03:37,500 --> 01:03:38,940
The Administrative Bodies.

1623
01:03:39,260 --> 01:03:40,080
And the Military.

1624
01:03:41,460 --> 01:03:44,520
In order to take control of these areas,

1625
01:03:45,060 --> 01:03:49,360
we must influence the minds of the people who advise the President.

1626
01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:51,960
After this is done,

1627
01:03:52,460 --> 01:03:57,300
the rest of the departments will quickly fall under our sway.

1628
01:03:58,080 --> 01:03:59,520
If by chance,

1629
01:03:59,780 --> 01:04:02,640
the United States were to figure out our plan,

1630
01:04:03,380 --> 01:04:05,300
the damage cost should be minimal.

1631
01:04:06,540 --> 01:04:12,060
We will still be able to conquer the country as planned using our backup plan.

1632
01:04:12,180 --> 01:04:12,860
Plan B.

1633
01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:21,440
Once we control the country, we will use our international influence to our advantage.

1634
01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:24,880
The rest of the world will fall swiftly.

1635
01:04:25,700 --> 01:04:31,220
As already stated, if our first plan doesn't go as smoothly as expected,

1636
01:04:31,220 --> 01:04:38,560
we will proceed with our secondary plan by sending in our special forces.

1637
01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:42,600
We will infiltrate the country from within.

1638
01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:45,000
Fear and chaos!

1639
01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:46,640
Chaos!

1640
01:04:47,300 --> 01:04:50,380
We'll spread through the nation like a virus.

1641
01:04:51,860 --> 01:04:59,500
And many young men will go without a father-figure-like word from any of their prospective father figures.

1642
01:05:01,500 --> 01:05:06,400
It'll only be a matter of time before the country loses its stability.

1643
01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:09,640
At that time,

1644
01:05:10,260 --> 01:05:12,060
when they're most vulnerable,

1645
01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:13,940
we will strike!

1646
01:05:15,980 --> 01:05:16,720
Are you alright there, Jay?

1647
01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:17,320
Are you crying?

1648
01:05:17,400 --> 01:05:18,640
Are you shnagging men, are you?

1649
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:22,260
Rejoice, my brethren!

1650
01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:24,260
Are you fucking crying men?

1651
01:05:25,220 --> 01:05:27,740
The world shall soon be cleansed!

1652
01:05:29,860 --> 01:05:31,620
Fuck you, woke moralists!

1653
01:05:33,620 --> 01:05:40,560
Thanks very much there for an absolutely beautiful and finalistic final word of wisdom there from the man.

1654
01:05:42,260 --> 01:05:42,860
Jimmy.

1655
01:05:44,980 --> 01:05:45,700
Botchwald.

1656
01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:48,540
Polonium 5.

1657
01:05:49,660 --> 01:05:53,500
An incredible, anachronistic man.

1658
01:05:54,500 --> 01:05:56,440
With many, many talents.

1659
01:05:57,540 --> 01:05:58,680
Including the talent

1660
01:05:58,680 --> 01:06:00,740
of chaos.

1661
01:06:01,180 --> 01:06:03,240
Being able to mediate chaos

1662
01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:06,160
with smooth, oratorical vibes.

1663
01:06:06,360 --> 01:06:07,260
And at times,

1664
01:06:07,880 --> 01:06:08,960
cryptid language.

1665
01:06:09,420 --> 01:06:10,360
Encrypted language.

1666
01:06:10,820 --> 01:06:12,160
That can't even be deciphered.

1667
01:06:12,240 --> 01:06:14,840
I doubt even he would be able to decipher that.

1668
01:06:17,140 --> 01:06:17,780
Some man.

1669
01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:19,080
Some man for the chat.

1670
01:06:19,620 --> 01:06:21,020
Some man for the memorandums.

1671
01:06:21,120 --> 01:06:21,280
No.

1672
01:06:21,940 --> 01:06:23,460
I think what you've got to do here,

1673
01:06:23,560 --> 01:06:25,600
it's a case of racket launcher and grenades.

1674
01:06:27,940 --> 01:06:29,960
Yeah, I'm thinking a grenade.

1675
01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:32,600
A bit of broken butterfly.

1676
01:06:34,520 --> 01:06:36,200
Then maybe another grenade.

1677
01:06:36,340 --> 01:06:37,100
Maybe a shotgun.

1678
01:06:37,340 --> 01:06:39,500
And then maybe taking the fucker out with the, uh...

1679
01:06:39,500 --> 01:06:43,240
The racket launcher nice and smoothly.

1680
01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:47,120
grenades all over the gap says,

1681
01:06:47,240 --> 01:06:48,440
no jaw, Jimmy.

1682
01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:50,180
Maximum explosivity.

1683
01:06:50,180 --> 01:06:52,180
Thanks very much for, uh...

1684
01:06:53,140 --> 01:06:55,560
Telling us to go that, that, in that direction.

1685
01:06:56,200 --> 01:06:58,520
Uh, Shane, meaning Shane Carty.

1686
01:06:58,580 --> 01:06:59,320
Thank you very much.

1687
01:06:59,380 --> 01:07:00,120
Hello again, Frank.

1688
01:07:00,260 --> 01:07:01,640
Rumor has it you have worms.

1689
01:07:01,820 --> 01:07:02,960
Is there any truth in the matter?

1690
01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:04,720
Look, I went to the doctor.

1691
01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:06,060
I got the pills.

1692
01:07:06,420 --> 01:07:07,240
They're gone now.

1693
01:07:07,500 --> 01:07:07,780
Okay?

1694
01:07:08,280 --> 01:07:10,560
It might have been a case back in the day.

1695
01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:11,640
But it isn't now.

1696
01:07:13,060 --> 01:07:13,300
Yep.

1697
01:07:13,540 --> 01:07:15,580
It's great that you got that situation started out.

1698
01:07:15,620 --> 01:07:18,060
Because you were the laughing stock of that village at one stage.

1699
01:07:19,100 --> 01:07:21,340
Look, it doesn't matter what happened in the past.

1700
01:07:21,640 --> 01:07:22,440
The past is not me.

1701
01:07:22,760 --> 01:07:23,560
The future isn't me.

1702
01:07:23,720 --> 01:07:25,540
What is me is right here, right now.

1703
01:07:25,760 --> 01:07:26,520
No worms.

1704
01:07:27,700 --> 01:07:28,400
Coming out of me.

1705
01:07:29,780 --> 01:07:32,780
Which is more than can be said for some of the scumbags you're about to face now.

1706
01:07:33,300 --> 01:07:34,440
Let's get that show on the road.

1707
01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:36,240
Big time.

1708
01:07:37,380 --> 01:07:37,380
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-

1709
01:07:37,380 --> 01:07:39,080
Big time.

1710
01:07:43,780 --> 01:07:44,760
Reload that.

1711
01:07:46,460 --> 01:07:47,300
Open that.

1712
01:07:47,420 --> 01:07:48,040
And here we go.

1713
01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:48,680
It's all on.

1714
01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:50,100
It's getting that way.

1715
01:07:50,220 --> 01:07:50,840
It's getting that way.

1716
01:07:53,020 --> 01:07:57,140
We've yet another fucking man that we have to talk to here.

1717
01:07:57,300 --> 01:07:58,420
See a man about a dog.

1718
01:08:00,100 --> 01:08:03,480
I wonder do you get extra points for finishing with loads of cash.

1719
01:08:03,480 --> 01:08:03,880
Welcome.

1720
01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:08,440
Got a selection of good things.

1721
01:08:08,500 --> 01:08:09,400
What are you selling?

1722
01:08:09,820 --> 01:08:18,600
Couldn't really tell you, but I mean, you'd have to get rid of as much as you can, to be honest, because you might need to have some space in the inventory.

1723
01:08:19,820 --> 01:08:20,580
Thank you.

1724
01:08:21,820 --> 01:08:22,920
When shit gets real.

1725
01:08:24,140 --> 01:08:25,200
What are you buying?

1726
01:08:27,860 --> 01:08:28,660
Is that all?

1727
01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:31,380
With the tack vest got.

1728
01:08:33,060 --> 01:08:33,860
Mine thrower.

1729
01:08:34,020 --> 01:08:35,800
There's no more rocket launchers.

1730
01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:38,120
We've already got those taken care of.

1731
01:08:38,180 --> 01:08:39,900
The killer seven could be nice.

1732
01:08:41,140 --> 01:08:44,020
But then you'd spend all day doing it up.

1733
01:08:47,720 --> 01:08:50,740
You get to keep it for a second playthrough, says OSW.

1734
01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:52,340
I would use it all now.

1735
01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:54,200
So you're telling me if I get the killer seven?

1736
01:08:58,120 --> 01:08:59,960
That'll be there for the second playthrough, is it?

1737
01:09:01,740 --> 01:09:03,560
Just buy what you like and have a great time.

1738
01:09:04,060 --> 01:09:09,520
So what I have now in my inventory I get on the second playthrough is that you carry on your caching items into the next playthrough.

1739
01:09:09,940 --> 01:09:11,320
Killer seven it is then, so.

1740
01:09:11,320 --> 01:09:25,160
Killer seven, please.

1741
01:09:25,160 --> 01:09:31,240
Killer seven, please.

1742
01:09:32,120 --> 01:09:33,080
Is that all?

1743
01:09:34,120 --> 01:09:37,800
Probably won't have enough cash to do it up big time, you know?

1744
01:09:38,360 --> 01:09:40,100
Thank you.

1745
01:09:40,100 --> 01:09:42,020
What are you buying?

1746
01:09:43,580 --> 01:09:45,660
Is the killer seven a fucking mag?

1747
01:09:46,240 --> 01:09:46,680
Yeah, it is.

1748
01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:48,840
Is that all?

1749
01:09:49,100 --> 01:09:49,880
Is that all?

1750
01:09:51,160 --> 01:09:52,660
Is that all stranger?

1751
01:09:55,040 --> 01:09:57,040
Is that all?

1752
01:09:57,040 --> 01:09:57,040
Is that all?

1753
01:09:58,240 --> 01:09:59,040
Thank you.

1754
01:10:01,940 --> 01:10:03,200
What are you selling?

1755
01:10:05,020 --> 01:10:07,860
So is it worth selling some of this fucking stuff?

1756
01:10:07,860 --> 01:10:08,180
Is that all?

1757
01:10:08,180 --> 01:10:08,560
I don't know.

1758
01:10:09,700 --> 01:10:11,120
Stock of the red nine.

1759
01:10:12,280 --> 01:10:12,740
No.

1760
01:10:15,840 --> 01:10:16,760
Fuck, that'll do.

1761
01:10:17,220 --> 01:10:17,820
Let's do it.

1762
01:10:18,020 --> 01:10:18,560
Let's do this.

1763
01:10:19,500 --> 01:10:20,200
It's the end.

1764
01:10:20,280 --> 01:10:22,080
We're reaching end game now.

1765
01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:25,760
End game away.

1766
01:10:28,200 --> 01:10:31,820
Big time beast coming right out the rat trap.

1767
01:10:35,940 --> 01:10:39,460
Take that green herb and then we down the steps here.

1768
01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:44,360
And now end game approaches.

1769
01:10:46,740 --> 01:10:47,820
Something's not right.

1770
01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:50,040
Ashley, you stay here.

1771
01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:57,940
Jesus Christ.

1772
01:11:01,880 --> 01:11:03,660
Idra Wang is hanging.

1773
01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:06,160
Hopefully she's not diced.

1774
01:11:06,160 --> 01:11:13,720
A lovely bit of Saddler action here.

1775
01:11:16,620 --> 01:11:18,120
I've got the tack vest.

1776
01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:20,840
Better try a new trick because that one's getting old.

1777
01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:27,440
Unbelievable knifesmanship there from Leon.

1778
01:11:29,500 --> 01:11:41,920
A sweet, sweet, sweet Ada Wong drop off the rope trick shot that he'd been practicing in his bedroom for the last two and a half months before the fucking mission actually happened really.

1779
01:11:41,920 --> 01:11:47,400
That's not the way I wanted.

1780
01:11:47,400 --> 01:11:50,860
I will help you awaken from your world of cliche.

1781
01:11:50,860 --> 01:11:54,600
These guys should have been taken into custody early on.

1782
01:11:54,600 --> 01:11:55,860
The guard should have been called.

1783
01:11:56,340 --> 01:11:59,500
We shouldn't have to deal with them in the way we're about to deal with them.

1784
01:12:00,080 --> 01:12:00,660
The law.

1785
01:12:01,580 --> 01:12:06,300
We pay the taxes of the fucking law to deal with scum like this.

1786
01:12:06,480 --> 01:12:07,920
Where are they when you need them?

1787
01:12:08,120 --> 01:12:08,620
The answer?

1788
01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:09,700
Nowhere to be seen.

1789
01:12:10,120 --> 01:12:11,760
Time for a grenade to this guy.

1790
01:12:12,440 --> 01:12:14,740
Time to take him down to Grenada Wong town.

1791
01:12:14,820 --> 01:12:16,000
Look at the state of him.

1792
01:12:16,580 --> 01:12:17,500
A bad night.

1793
01:12:17,660 --> 01:12:21,520
He must have had a bad pint or something because he's a demonic presence today.

1794
01:12:22,440 --> 01:12:23,460
Locking down elevator.

1795
01:12:23,820 --> 01:12:25,300
And it's beginning to piss down.

1796
01:12:26,120 --> 01:12:28,300
In true Mayo fashion.

1797
01:12:28,540 --> 01:12:30,260
Exactly as the day went today.

1798
01:12:30,600 --> 01:12:33,960
Let's get this grenade going big time right now.

1799
01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:39,940
And then get this killer seven going.

1800
01:12:40,060 --> 01:12:43,060
Hopefully that really takes us down.

1801
01:12:44,680 --> 01:12:45,980
That's a lovely scenario.

1802
01:12:46,340 --> 01:12:48,380
Now he's opening up for us.

1803
01:12:48,920 --> 01:12:50,220
And that's a lovely one.

1804
01:12:51,460 --> 01:12:52,760
I wonder if we take him out again.

1805
01:12:53,740 --> 01:12:54,860
Or grenade him again.

1806
01:12:57,760 --> 01:12:59,180
That could be dangerous.

1807
01:13:04,100 --> 01:13:06,120
Now let's use this fucking rocket.

1808
01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:13,120
Use this.

1809
01:13:14,120 --> 01:13:16,460
Now that's a sweet, sweet piece of beef right there.

1810
01:13:16,580 --> 01:13:19,980
It's the Ada Wong Memorial Trophy Cup.

1811
01:13:20,420 --> 01:13:21,840
What we'll do is we'll equip this.

1812
01:13:23,920 --> 01:13:25,560
And then we'll do our little trick.

1813
01:13:26,580 --> 01:13:27,720
Trick Shot Deluxe.

1814
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:30,280
Hopefully it's triggered.

1815
01:13:30,480 --> 01:13:32,280
The Trick Shot Deluxe has triggered.

1816
01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:40,220
What's going on here?

1817
01:13:41,240 --> 01:13:42,260
What's going on here?

1818
01:13:43,740 --> 01:13:45,300
Why is that gate not opening?

1819
01:13:45,460 --> 01:13:45,600
Okay.

1820
01:13:53,280 --> 01:13:54,860
He's taking the piss.

1821
01:13:56,080 --> 01:13:57,260
Now we've got a super.

1822
01:13:57,580 --> 01:13:59,180
It's a rocket launcher special.

1823
01:13:59,280 --> 01:14:00,980
Let's examine that up here.

1824
01:14:01,500 --> 01:14:02,340
It's a rocket launcher.

1825
01:14:02,440 --> 01:14:03,480
It finds a special rocket.

1826
01:14:03,620 --> 01:14:04,340
Perfect weapon.

1827
01:14:04,560 --> 01:14:05,900
To exterminate the boss.

1828
01:14:08,580 --> 01:14:09,540
Let's equip that.

1829
01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:12,840
See you later, Pat.

1830
01:14:15,280 --> 01:14:16,500
Lovely stuff.

1831
01:14:16,500 --> 01:14:21,660
See you in hell, Pat.

1832
01:14:24,940 --> 01:14:25,420
Absolutely.

1833
01:14:25,580 --> 01:14:26,640
Tuck him to the cleaners.

1834
01:14:26,880 --> 01:14:27,780
One fell swoop.

1835
01:14:29,860 --> 01:14:31,660
A lovely bag of meanies.

1836
01:14:31,980 --> 01:14:32,500
Hanley Man.

1837
01:14:32,720 --> 01:14:33,940
Thank you very much for the tip.

1838
01:14:34,700 --> 01:14:38,280
And everybody out there, thank you very much for the support.

1839
01:14:38,720 --> 01:14:38,860
Mark.

1840
01:14:38,960 --> 01:14:39,180
Oof.

1841
01:14:39,280 --> 01:14:40,040
Jesus Christ.

1842
01:14:40,580 --> 01:14:41,580
Sorry, Leon.

1843
01:14:41,980 --> 01:14:42,320
Jesus.

1844
01:14:43,140 --> 01:14:44,120
Didn't remember that.

1845
01:14:44,980 --> 01:14:46,780
You do know what this is.

1846
01:14:47,440 --> 01:14:50,500
You've been shwindled by a beautiful femme fatale.

1847
01:14:51,240 --> 01:14:52,280
It's an old trope.

1848
01:14:52,920 --> 01:14:54,060
Crazy bit of business.

1849
01:14:54,620 --> 01:14:56,400
And look at the style.

1850
01:14:56,580 --> 01:14:57,420
And the elegance.

1851
01:14:57,960 --> 01:14:59,300
And the panache that she has.

1852
01:15:00,500 --> 01:15:01,460
Unbelievable stuff.

1853
01:15:04,380 --> 01:15:05,760
Is that Mike?

1854
01:15:08,400 --> 01:15:10,500
Is that Mike in the helicopter?

1855
01:15:16,240 --> 01:15:19,080
It's probably another lover.

1856
01:15:19,940 --> 01:15:21,600
Probably another lover of Ada.

1857
01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:23,300
Better get a move on.

1858
01:15:23,500 --> 01:15:24,600
She's giving you a dig out.

1859
01:15:25,440 --> 01:15:26,660
She's giving you a dig out.

1860
01:15:27,440 --> 01:15:28,120
Great legs.

1861
01:15:29,880 --> 01:15:30,620
Fucking hell.

1862
01:15:30,740 --> 01:15:32,240
I actually forgot about that.

1863
01:15:32,340 --> 01:15:32,940
And look at that.

1864
01:15:33,120 --> 01:15:35,220
Isn't that adorable, everybody?

1865
01:15:35,420 --> 01:15:37,140
A beautiful teddy bear key ring.

1866
01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:39,140
A main approver of stuff.

1867
01:15:39,220 --> 01:15:40,740
Thank you very much for the tip there.

1868
01:15:41,200 --> 01:15:42,900
I just approved a business idea for you.

1869
01:15:42,980 --> 01:15:43,580
Uber bus.

1870
01:15:44,200 --> 01:15:44,900
Open the app.

1871
01:15:45,300 --> 01:15:46,420
Call in a Sotero band.

1872
01:15:46,420 --> 01:15:49,400
A minute later, Classy Rye pulls up for your gaff success formula.

1873
01:15:49,540 --> 01:15:51,520
Thank you very much, main approver of stuff.

1874
01:15:51,520 --> 01:15:54,420
Mike was a hologram.

1875
01:15:54,480 --> 01:15:55,840
Maybe that was Mike in the helicopter.

1876
01:15:57,380 --> 01:15:59,480
It was Hong Kong, Mike.

1877
01:16:02,240 --> 01:16:03,340
Ada Wang's friend.

1878
01:16:03,420 --> 01:16:04,480
But she's an American.

1879
01:16:06,700 --> 01:16:09,300
I think she's American Japanese, maybe.

1880
01:16:10,360 --> 01:16:12,260
Maybe one of the military brats.

1881
01:16:12,560 --> 01:16:13,000
One of those.

1882
01:16:13,100 --> 01:16:14,880
It's always one of those situations, isn't it?

1883
01:16:14,880 --> 01:16:17,240
Where it's born on an airbase.

1884
01:16:17,440 --> 01:16:20,140
That lived a different unconventional life.

1885
01:16:21,620 --> 01:16:24,120
You'd want to get a fucking move on fairly rapid here.

1886
01:16:24,180 --> 01:16:25,260
Because they're about to get killed.

1887
01:16:26,700 --> 01:16:27,920
I'm just wondering, actually, lads.

1888
01:16:27,960 --> 01:16:29,040
Where the hell I'm going here.

1889
01:16:29,080 --> 01:16:30,860
I don't know where I'm actually meant to be going.

1890
01:16:32,520 --> 01:16:34,200
The jacket's all over the gaff.

1891
01:16:34,540 --> 01:16:37,180
Does anybody know where I'm meant to be heading there, lads?

1892
01:16:46,480 --> 01:16:47,480
Take that gun out.

1893
01:16:49,420 --> 01:16:50,420
Hello, line four.

1894
01:16:50,920 --> 01:16:51,860
Back down the lift.

1895
01:16:51,920 --> 01:16:52,820
The lift that we came up in.

1896
01:16:52,880 --> 01:16:53,080
Okay.

1897
01:16:53,080 --> 01:16:53,180
Okay.

1898
01:16:55,980 --> 01:17:02,100
Thank you very much there for the advice on where to go.

1899
01:17:02,520 --> 01:17:05,020
We've got one minute 55, 54.

1900
01:17:05,260 --> 01:17:06,720
It's not over yet, Snake.

1901
01:17:06,840 --> 01:17:08,000
It's not over yet.

1902
01:17:08,080 --> 01:17:11,720
We have to get on a fucking jet ski and do the gods on us through town.

1903
01:17:13,260 --> 01:17:13,820
Come on.

1904
01:17:14,680 --> 01:17:15,920
It's going to blow, he said.

1905
01:17:15,980 --> 01:17:16,640
It's going to blow.

1906
01:17:20,060 --> 01:17:25,320
Let's see if I can take this down in one fell swoop of a go.

1907
01:17:25,320 --> 01:17:29,140
It's tough.

1908
01:17:29,260 --> 01:17:29,840
It's not easy.

1909
01:17:30,160 --> 01:17:32,280
Running through tunnels at pace.

1910
01:17:32,380 --> 01:17:35,460
You need to make sure that you've caught her, the president's daughter.

1911
01:17:38,040 --> 01:17:42,180
And then it's all about getting on that jet ski and bombing her through the tunnels of love.

1912
01:17:44,660 --> 01:17:45,880
Lovely bit of tunnel action.

1913
01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:46,480
Tunnelistics.

1914
01:17:46,740 --> 01:17:48,580
Let's use that combination key.

1915
01:17:48,780 --> 01:17:49,780
Use the jet ski key.

1916
01:17:50,940 --> 01:17:52,380
Call me Jet Ski Johnny.

1917
01:17:53,600 --> 01:17:54,380
Get on the back.

1918
01:17:54,380 --> 01:17:56,200
And let's ride the waves.

1919
01:17:58,040 --> 01:17:58,360
Now.

1920
01:18:01,540 --> 01:18:02,640
This is nice, Tom.

1921
01:18:02,760 --> 01:18:04,020
What do you think about this, Tom?

1922
01:18:04,120 --> 01:18:05,380
How do you like me now, Tom?

1923
01:18:06,080 --> 01:18:06,680
I like it.

1924
01:18:06,900 --> 01:18:07,500
I'm loving it.

1925
01:18:07,780 --> 01:18:08,700
You going to go over the jumps?

1926
01:18:09,440 --> 01:18:10,120
Lovely stuff.

1927
01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:11,220
Nice bit of jump pitch.

1928
01:18:11,440 --> 01:18:12,860
Landing smoothly as well.

1929
01:18:14,160 --> 01:18:15,320
Place is blowing up.

1930
01:18:17,160 --> 01:18:19,000
Lovely bit of transportation, Tom.

1931
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:19,820
Behind us.

1932
01:18:19,820 --> 01:18:19,820
Behind us.

1933
01:18:19,820 --> 01:18:19,840
Behind us.

1934
01:18:19,840 --> 01:18:20,380
Behind us.

1935
01:18:20,380 --> 01:18:21,500
You want to watch out?

1936
01:18:21,840 --> 01:18:22,720
Watch your arse.

1937
01:18:23,320 --> 01:18:24,880
Because there's lads coming up behind you.

1938
01:18:25,380 --> 01:18:29,520
And as transportation methods go, you can accelerate with the dub.

1939
01:18:29,520 --> 01:18:34,740
Oh, you fucked it.

1940
01:18:36,180 --> 01:18:37,240
And then we fucked it.

1941
01:18:37,240 --> 01:18:37,860
We were trying to.

1942
01:18:37,940 --> 01:18:39,200
Yeah, we were pressing accelerate.

1943
01:18:39,500 --> 01:18:41,720
I actually forgot that I was pressing it.

1944
01:18:42,280 --> 01:18:49,180
I was tapping Z to accelerate, but forgot that I actually was already holding down the acceleration key.

1945
01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:51,140
No matter, no mind.

1946
01:18:51,220 --> 01:18:54,700
Let's get back on that piece and absolutely blow these waves.

1947
01:18:55,300 --> 01:18:57,320
Get on the back, sweetheart.

1948
01:18:58,560 --> 01:18:59,000
Yep.

1949
01:18:59,920 --> 01:19:01,520
Took your eye off the game for a moment.

1950
01:19:02,980 --> 01:19:04,420
And bad stuff happened to you.

1951
01:19:04,600 --> 01:19:07,180
That's maybe a metaphor for life as well.

1952
01:19:08,020 --> 01:19:09,320
Always keep your eye on the game.

1953
01:19:09,780 --> 01:19:11,700
Liam Rogers, thank you very much for the tip.

1954
01:19:11,780 --> 01:19:12,460
Rip a runa's.

1955
01:19:12,980 --> 01:19:13,680
Great stream.

1956
01:19:14,260 --> 01:19:17,360
You say delighted to have helped a bit along the way.

1957
01:19:17,880 --> 01:19:18,880
Looking forward to the next one.

1958
01:19:18,880 --> 01:19:20,680
Can we get some dump valve action when you finish it?

1959
01:19:20,740 --> 01:19:21,780
Don't you worry about that.

1960
01:19:23,100 --> 01:19:25,520
We've got a fine selection of dump valves.

1961
01:19:25,660 --> 01:19:26,240
$9.99.

1962
01:19:27,020 --> 01:19:27,860
You can't beat them.

1963
01:19:28,120 --> 01:19:29,760
They're ready to rock for Liam Rogers.

1964
01:19:30,480 --> 01:19:31,180
Big time.

1965
01:19:31,380 --> 01:19:35,300
And you say, Liam, glad to have helped out a bit along the way.

1966
01:19:35,380 --> 01:19:36,800
It wasn't a bit, my friend.

1967
01:19:36,920 --> 01:19:39,780
You helped out an extraordinary amount.

1968
01:19:40,320 --> 01:19:46,260
And we really, really, really, really want to see a big, big Liam Rogers style.

1969
01:19:46,260 --> 01:19:48,840
Thank you to Liam Rogers out there.

1970
01:19:49,380 --> 01:19:50,040
Liam Rogers.

1971
01:19:50,040 --> 01:19:52,320
I can't reiterate that name enough.

1972
01:19:52,520 --> 01:19:54,420
It's Liam Rogers all the way.

1973
01:19:54,480 --> 01:19:55,260
And look at this, Tom.

1974
01:19:55,800 --> 01:19:58,800
Liam Rogers blowing out the caves.

1975
01:19:59,300 --> 01:20:02,020
Right into the Liam Rogers Lake extravaganza.

1976
01:20:02,460 --> 01:20:03,280
Rainbow there.

1977
01:20:03,480 --> 01:20:05,260
Ashley's falling right into the soup.

1978
01:20:05,920 --> 01:20:07,080
Strange bit of business.

1979
01:20:07,480 --> 01:20:08,740
The president's daughter.

1980
01:20:08,740 --> 01:20:08,740
The president's daughter.

1981
01:20:09,180 --> 01:20:10,240
She drowns to death.

1982
01:20:10,460 --> 01:20:11,180
It's a bad ending.

1983
01:20:11,540 --> 01:20:12,120
No, it's not.

1984
01:20:12,260 --> 01:20:12,940
She's alive.

1985
01:20:13,520 --> 01:20:14,820
Liam Rogers has saved her.

1986
01:20:15,600 --> 01:20:22,680
Liam Rogers was underneath the water at that time wearing a scuba diver's fucking chaos chamber oxygen tank.

1987
01:20:23,160 --> 01:20:24,220
And he saved her.

1988
01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:25,960
He was just waiting in that water.

1989
01:20:26,840 --> 01:20:28,040
It is true.

1990
01:20:28,040 --> 01:20:40,020
The actual viewer and tipster strategist, Liam Rogers, does wait in pools of water with scuba gear waiting to save daughters of presidents.

1991
01:20:40,420 --> 01:20:41,960
It's just something he does on a day off.

1992
01:20:42,340 --> 01:20:45,940
On other days off, maybe he helps out on people who are having a hard time in the stream.

1993
01:20:46,200 --> 01:20:47,580
But today, he did both.

1994
01:20:47,980 --> 01:20:49,520
I want to say a big, big thank you to everyone.

1995
01:20:49,940 --> 01:20:52,680
Some sentimental old bullshit claptrap going on here.

1996
01:20:53,800 --> 01:20:55,480
They're falling in love or something.

1997
01:20:55,620 --> 01:20:56,520
She's like a part of me.

1998
01:20:56,560 --> 01:20:57,400
I can't let go.

1999
01:20:57,640 --> 01:20:58,720
She's like a part of me.

2000
01:20:58,780 --> 01:21:00,320
I can't let go.

2001
01:21:00,580 --> 01:21:03,480
I think he's on about Claire or something from the previous game.

2002
01:21:03,920 --> 01:21:09,620
Just passed up the opportunity to become ingratiated into the fucking presidential stronghold.

2003
01:21:09,780 --> 01:21:15,440
If I was Leon, probably would have gone down that route because that's going to set you up for life.

2004
01:21:15,780 --> 01:21:16,800
You're in with the president.

2005
01:21:17,220 --> 01:21:19,020
He would have had access to the deep state.

2006
01:21:19,300 --> 01:21:21,440
You would have probably got a good job out of it as well, Tom.

2007
01:21:21,980 --> 01:21:23,940
Probably would have got a great job out of it.

2008
01:21:24,140 --> 01:21:26,080
But he looks like he enjoys his work as well.

2009
01:21:26,440 --> 01:21:27,200
OSW Review.

2010
01:21:27,340 --> 01:21:29,280
Thank you very much for the trip, OSW Review.

2011
01:21:30,380 --> 01:21:31,960
Thanks very much for that tip there.

2012
01:21:32,920 --> 01:21:34,220
Anguish Panda as well.

2013
01:21:34,800 --> 01:21:36,240
Very, very kind to you, lads.

2014
01:21:36,280 --> 01:21:37,200
I hope you're doing well.

2015
01:21:37,580 --> 01:21:39,040
Alsacee Village O'Hurley.

2016
01:21:39,460 --> 01:21:43,680
I would just like to second Liam's dump valve requests extravaganza.

2017
01:21:46,600 --> 01:21:51,960
This goes out to Liam Rogers and every MFer who wanted the valves to get dumped.

2018
01:21:51,960 --> 01:22:11,420
And I want to say a big shout out, it isn't all just about Dump Valves and Liam Rogers

2019
01:22:11,420 --> 01:22:16,400
and President's Daughters and OSW Review. It's about the many people who came together

2020
01:22:16,400 --> 01:22:21,720
in Japan to make this dream a reality. We've been here before, let's go down there again.

2021
01:22:21,720 --> 01:22:50,740
Names that trip off the tongue like Misao Senbange. You've got Yoshi Kawada, you've got Atushimura, Hidigondo, Kenichi Wada. Lead designer? You guessed it. Yashiaki Hirabayashi. Is he here? Is he there? It doesn't matter. Hirabayashi. Designers. Katani, Suda, Kawada, Ognigo. Nakai, Kubo. You've got Tajiri. What about the CG opening scene? You guessed it. None other than Koji Hidaka.

2022
01:22:51,480 --> 01:22:57,260
Christian Dware was Leon S. Kennedy's face model. Sorry, I'm getting a bit dizzy. One second, one second, sorry.

2023
01:22:59,720 --> 01:23:14,260
All right, Francis, I'll carry on. Model agencies, Donna and Zuka, big shout out to special thanks to Ray. None other than Ray. And a great man for the Ray Trayson. And thanks very much, Wet Carpet Hands for the tip as well.

2024
01:23:16,900 --> 01:23:36,440
What about the mocap? We had some unbelievable Mo Farah mocap action. Teruaki Ogawa, everybody. Teruaki Ogawa. What about Masashi Imanaka? What about Masashi Imanaka? That was his name. Imanaka. Imanaka.

2025
01:23:36,440 --> 01:23:57,560
Robin Pengeli was involved in it. Brandon Gay was English text proofreader. We've got Ward Sexton, who was on title call. Voice over by Sound Deluxe Design Music Group. What about Jackie Shriver? What about Amanda Wyatt and Susan Hart? Forget about them. It's all about the promo movie guys.

2026
01:23:58,120 --> 01:24:01,600
Yashihiro Kuro and Kazuyo Takimoto. Tom.

2027
01:24:01,600 --> 01:24:25,500
Tom. I'd like to say a big shout out to Joel Welsh. Who was Dark Samus, Mr. Curious and Leon Nexus. And to all the donators out there as well. Actually, fuck these donators. Let's talk about our donators. Wet Carpet Hands. OSW Review. Luke Kelly, the singer. He's dead now, but he's great. And I'm sure there was a fella called Luke Kelly.

2028
01:24:26,120 --> 01:24:53,940
None other than Anaconda G. Tim Reedy. Alsachi Village O'Herlihy. We've got Blue Sky. We've got names that trip off the end of the tongue like Hot Jadj. You've got all sorts of people out there. John Murphy in the chat. You've got Drew Monteith Ragmandu. 205, how are you? I'm Moira Gallagher. And, uh, fucking hell, my head is spinning. Back to you.

2029
01:24:54,120 --> 01:25:05,260
The characters and events depicted in the game are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons living or dead is coincidental. You'd want to be coincidental to think this was based on reality. Look at her eyes.

2030
01:25:06,120 --> 01:25:15,260
She's, uh, she's been taken over.

2031
01:25:16,320 --> 01:25:20,660
Thanks. You know, you're kind of cute without those glasses. Give me your number when I get back.

2032
01:25:21,120 --> 01:25:21,760
Me too.

2033
01:25:23,760 --> 01:25:25,400
Hashtag, me too movement.

2034
01:25:27,800 --> 01:25:28,200
Hey.

2035
01:25:28,440 --> 01:25:29,840
Story of my wife.

2036
01:25:29,840 --> 01:25:39,380
And now we have a special mission title screen at the rescue mission of the president's daughter.

2037
01:25:39,660 --> 01:25:42,300
We succeed in rescuing the mission target, Ashley Graham.

2038
01:25:42,660 --> 01:25:48,820
Daughter of President Graham, she'd been captured by a clandestine religious cult, calling themselves Los Illuminados.

2039
01:25:49,340 --> 01:25:53,540
They operated in a manner similar to that of a terrorist organization.

2040
01:25:53,940 --> 01:25:55,320
Bioterrorist, I would have said.

2041
01:25:55,760 --> 01:26:07,540
During the course of the mission, current intelligence indicates they've been thoroughly and truly and categorically and fantastically eliminated.

2042
01:26:08,060 --> 01:26:09,460
Completely eliminated.

2043
01:26:09,640 --> 01:26:10,180
Look at that.

2044
01:26:10,960 --> 01:26:12,360
78% hit ratio.

2045
01:26:13,460 --> 01:26:14,820
Nothing, nothing I can't handle.

2046
01:26:15,260 --> 01:26:15,980
Enemies killed.

2047
01:26:16,160 --> 01:26:16,900
9 to 1.

2048
01:26:17,680 --> 01:26:18,440
9 to 4.

2049
01:26:18,520 --> 01:26:22,840
That would have been beautiful if we'd have just got three more bad balloons.

2050
01:26:23,380 --> 01:26:26,440
We would have really made it into an absolute dream come true.

2051
01:26:26,900 --> 01:26:27,940
Number of times killed?

2052
01:26:28,060 --> 01:26:28,380
40.

2053
01:26:28,440 --> 01:26:29,500
I don't believe that at all.

2054
01:26:29,500 --> 01:26:41,240
An absolute stunning speed run time of 19 minutes, 55 seconds, and none other than 11 micro seconds as well.

2055
01:26:41,380 --> 01:26:41,980
What's the rank?

2056
01:26:41,980 --> 01:26:44,560
Upload the data?

2057
01:26:44,780 --> 01:26:45,160
Fuck, guys.

2058
01:26:45,200 --> 01:26:46,100
We won't bother with that.

2059
01:26:46,780 --> 01:26:48,000
Don't need to be doing that.

2060
01:26:49,020 --> 01:26:53,360
Now you can buy an infinite launcher and a Matilda from the Merchant.

2061
01:26:55,180 --> 01:26:56,140
And save.

2062
01:26:56,200 --> 01:26:56,940
Yeah, we'll save that.

2063
01:26:57,120 --> 01:26:57,640
That's great.

2064
01:26:58,900 --> 01:26:59,780
Final chapter.

2065
01:27:01,880 --> 01:27:02,980
Beautiful stuff, Tom.

2066
01:27:04,580 --> 01:27:05,420
Beautiful stuff.

2067
01:27:06,200 --> 01:27:07,320
I can't believe it.

2068
01:27:07,320 --> 01:27:11,820
I am very, very happy to be a part of this scenario.

2069
01:27:12,940 --> 01:27:17,780
And well done on everything that you've just done there.

2070
01:27:18,480 --> 01:27:19,380
Can't believe it.

2071
01:27:20,760 --> 01:27:24,700
And there's a load of, there's new game, there's extras, and all that kind of stuff as well.

2072
01:27:25,120 --> 01:27:31,080
Just one moment there just to get the water and go for a quick Jamie Riddle.

2073
01:27:31,080 --> 01:28:01,060
*music*

2074
01:28:01,060 --> 01:28:31,040
*music*

2075
01:28:31,040 --> 01:28:54,040
*music*

2076
01:28:54,040 --> 01:29:14,040
The Resident Evil 4 trial is heard that Lord Sadler was watched by undercover Gordy as he and a castle and met with villagers in rural Spain. A number of villagers were subsequently caused with weapons linked to the sacrifice of a Spanish police officer near the beginning of the game. Sadler, with an address in rural Spain, has made it not guilty.

2077
01:29:14,040 --> 01:29:34,760
Lord Sadler was brought to court today where he heard details of a Gordy surveillance operation, which watched as he and a Spanish castle and dwarf met a simple village peasant man at his home in the backharse of Spain. Ramon Salazar met convicted peasant Pat Lynch two weeks after the murder of Miguel Sombrero at the village bonfire.

2078
01:29:34,760 --> 01:30:02,320
A member of the National Surveillance Unit who cannot be identified confirmed that the man sitting in the dock, Lord Sadler, is the same man he saw that night. The court was also shown photographs taken by the undercover officer where Salazar is seen putting a bag into the boot of a car. The 20-year-old is serving four years in prison for helping bioterrorists commit mass murder, but he has said he's prepared to testify in the trial and has been assessed for admission into the Witness Protection Program.

2079
01:30:02,320 --> 01:30:31,880
Another undercover surveillance officer testified today he watched Lord Sadler and Ramon Salazar in a Land Cruiser driving up the M1 motorway into Northern Ireland. He also told the court that two days later in Dublin, he saw Pat Lynch in the passenger seat of a car driven by Lord Sadler's brother, Jimmy Sadler. They separated and Lynch was arrested two hours later and caught with a slash hook, scythe and an axe, which have been linked to the wounds received by Miguel Sombrero on the day of the murder.

2080
01:30:31,880 --> 01:30:41,540
Officer Sombrero was bludgeoning to death and afterwards his corpse was burned on a bonfire. The Spanish man was jailed at the Special Criminal Court for 12 and a half years.

2081
01:30:42,880 --> 01:31:03,680
Chief Justice Porrick Peanuts said that the public interest lies in the protection of the lives and safety of the officers and that the prevention of crime takes precedence. In this case, he also said that Lord Sadler is entitled to a fair trial and that they would ensure that his rights were upheld as in any other court in the land.

2082
01:31:03,880 --> 01:31:08,940
Conor Williams, Resident Evil News, the Special Criminal Court.

2083
01:31:14,880 --> 01:31:25,660
Lovely little clip there and look what we've got here. It's none other than Friday the 14th. Scare tactics. The Computer Chronicles. Computer Bowl.

2084
01:31:25,880 --> 01:31:29,880
It's supposed to be Friday the 13th. Who says computers don't make mistakes?

2085
01:31:29,880 --> 01:31:45,000
A lovely bit of business from the man Stu Dog there. There was a little bit of witty banter before it started. I don't think we even got to hear that correctly. Hopefully, everybody can still see this situation here with the shoe dog. Let's get Stu Dog up there.

2086
01:31:45,760 --> 01:31:59,900
Thank you very much there for the tip. Narubu San. The Greystones lads, thank you very much. Raccoon City for Sam. And, um, Baby Cow Liberation Army. Wet Carpet Hands. Alsace. Anguish Panda. Boner Jams. 03. Liam Rogers.

2087
01:32:00,380 --> 01:32:12,820
We got through it anyway. Another fucking foray through Resident Evil 4. And I enjoyed that playthrough. I might even go back there again with all the new weaponry. And it was great to see, Tom, the situation at hand with the lads getting lifted.

2088
01:32:14,380 --> 01:32:21,920
Yeah, I'm not actually too sure how that happened. And why were the Garda actually swooping in on them and investigating them? Plus, did you not kill them in the end?

2089
01:32:23,020 --> 01:32:29,060
It seems as though they might have actually re-regenerated back to their previous form. I didn't actually kill them properly.

2090
01:32:30,000 --> 01:32:36,500
Yeah, well, you got- if you didn't get them, at least they're being put- put behind bars now the way they fucking- they need to be.

2091
01:32:36,560 --> 01:32:40,100
Party Bob, thank you very much. And bring back Konzo. Thank you very much.

2092
01:32:41,320 --> 01:32:45,820
Let's see what Stuart Shaffey has to offer here because I'm very excited about this.

2093
01:32:45,920 --> 01:32:50,660
It's an episode from the Computer Chronicles called The Computer Bowl.

2094
01:32:51,260 --> 01:32:54,680
Now, The Computer Bowl was a kind of quiz show. It could be rubbish.

2095
01:32:55,240 --> 01:33:01,600
But this was Stu Dark Shaffey presenting The Computer Bowl, hosting it alongside none other

2096
01:33:01,600 --> 01:33:04,480
than Bill Gates.

2097
01:33:05,080 --> 01:33:05,840
Crazy bit of business.

2098
01:33:06,180 --> 01:33:09,360
Let's see how it works out for us in this situation.

2099
01:33:09,620 --> 01:33:11,200
It just goes off Resident Evil there.

2100
01:33:11,680 --> 01:33:12,380
Stop that running.

2101
01:33:13,020 --> 01:33:15,520
Now we can get that here so I can see the screen.

2102
01:33:16,300 --> 01:33:17,200
Face is awful red.

2103
01:33:17,260 --> 01:33:18,220
But that's the saturation.

2104
01:33:18,560 --> 01:33:20,240
They're the times that we're living at the moment.

2105
01:33:20,440 --> 01:33:20,980
Mind your ears.

2106
01:33:21,060 --> 01:33:22,420
This could be a fucking heavy buzz.

2107
01:33:24,200 --> 01:33:26,460
I thought it was supposed to be Friday the 13th.

2108
01:33:27,000 --> 01:33:28,260
It's a lovely bit of stuff.

2109
01:33:28,620 --> 01:33:28,980
And it's funny.

2110
01:33:29,220 --> 01:33:30,740
Halloween is only just gone.

2111
01:33:30,920 --> 01:33:36,000
But it's like Stu is getting involved in that kind of Halloween mystique as well.

2112
01:33:36,640 --> 01:33:37,680
Crank that up there.

2113
01:33:40,780 --> 01:33:43,260
I thought it was supposed to be Friday the 13th.

2114
01:33:44,160 --> 01:33:46,480
Who says computers don't make mistakes?

2115
01:33:46,700 --> 01:33:48,420
Liquid stew.

2116
01:33:49,040 --> 01:33:50,420
It's supposed to be Friday the 13th.

2117
01:33:50,420 --> 01:33:51,660
Put that on there again.

2118
01:33:52,700 --> 01:33:55,040
I thought it was supposed to be Friday the 13th.

2119
01:33:55,960 --> 01:33:58,260
Who says computers don't make mistakes?

2120
01:33:58,340 --> 01:33:59,920
It's Friday the 13th, stupid.

2121
01:34:00,560 --> 01:34:00,760
All right.

2122
01:34:01,200 --> 01:34:01,680
Stupid.

2123
01:34:01,860 --> 01:34:02,920
So we're off by a day.

2124
01:34:03,280 --> 01:34:12,000
Anyhow, on this Friday the 14th, we have assembled two gruesome teams of terrifying techies, horrifying hackers, who will face off in a...

2125
01:34:12,000 --> 01:34:13,500
Horrifying hackers?

2126
01:34:14,460 --> 01:34:15,680
Pineapple, thank you very much.

2127
01:34:16,220 --> 01:34:18,380
Always end up missing streams these days.

2128
01:34:18,640 --> 01:34:22,080
But just the notification gives me quite the rush of dopamine.

2129
01:34:22,740 --> 01:34:26,380
Great to see Stuart thrown into the mix at this hour.

2130
01:34:26,380 --> 01:34:28,660
It would make Hannibal the Cannibal...

2131
01:34:28,660 --> 01:34:30,380
Hannibal the Cannibal...

2132
01:34:30,380 --> 01:34:31,140
Look like a nerd.

2133
01:34:31,500 --> 01:34:32,060
Today...

2134
01:34:32,060 --> 01:34:32,840
A nerd.

2135
01:34:33,060 --> 01:34:34,240
Sorry, I need to stop.

2136
01:34:34,340 --> 01:34:36,080
I need to just let the fucking footage flow.

2137
01:34:36,380 --> 01:34:38,020
I don't need to keep talking over it.

2138
01:34:38,240 --> 01:34:39,040
I can't stop.

2139
01:34:39,380 --> 01:34:40,560
It's great crack for me.

2140
01:34:40,640 --> 01:34:48,840
From San Jose, California, we bring you Computer Bowl 5, the East against the West, on this special edition of the Computer Chronicles.

2141
01:34:51,160 --> 01:34:51,240
Woo!

2142
01:34:53,500 --> 01:34:55,760
You don't tend to think about the hip-hop culture.

2143
01:34:55,980 --> 01:34:56,540
Fat 32.

2144
01:34:57,060 --> 01:34:59,180
All about rap music and the hip-hop scene.

2145
01:34:59,300 --> 01:34:59,900
Fat 32.

2146
01:35:00,440 --> 01:35:00,800
Twisted.

2147
01:35:00,800 --> 01:35:02,080
I don't travel in those circles.

2148
01:35:02,180 --> 01:35:03,340
I don't get to talk to those guys.

2149
01:35:03,460 --> 01:35:03,740
Those guys.

2150
01:35:03,900 --> 01:35:04,460
Fat 32.

2151
01:35:04,680 --> 01:35:06,620
But I did get to talk to them in this chat room.

2152
01:35:06,720 --> 01:35:07,260
Fat 32.

2153
01:35:07,480 --> 01:35:08,880
Hip-hop chat room I went into.

2154
01:35:09,880 --> 01:35:11,480
I don't know a lot about the hip-hop scene.

2155
01:35:11,640 --> 01:35:12,200
Fat 32.

2156
01:35:12,280 --> 01:35:12,740
You do now.

2157
01:35:12,940 --> 01:35:13,440
I do now.

2158
01:35:14,220 --> 01:35:15,560
I don't travel in those circles.

2159
01:35:15,680 --> 01:35:16,820
I don't get to talk to those guys.

2160
01:35:16,960 --> 01:35:17,520
Fat 32.

2161
01:35:17,960 --> 01:35:20,240
Man, I learned a lot about what really goes on in that world.

2162
01:35:22,180 --> 01:35:22,340
Fat 32.

2163
01:35:25,120 --> 01:35:25,920
Fat 32.

2164
01:35:26,180 --> 01:35:26,500
Twisted.

2165
01:35:29,080 --> 01:35:29,660
Fat 32.

2166
01:35:29,980 --> 01:35:43,800
Just once more.

2167
01:35:43,800 --> 01:35:45,760
I thought it was supposed to be Friday the 13th.

2168
01:35:48,280 --> 01:35:50,760
I thought it was supposed to be Friday the 13th.

2169
01:35:51,680 --> 01:35:53,980
Who says computers don't make mistakes?

2170
01:35:54,080 --> 01:35:55,620
It's Friday the 13th, stupid.

2171
01:35:56,100 --> 01:35:57,640
All right, so we're off by a day.

2172
01:35:58,000 --> 01:35:59,940
Anyhow, on this Friday the 14th,

2173
01:35:59,940 --> 01:36:03,860
we have assembled two gruesome teams of terrifying techies,

2174
01:36:04,220 --> 01:36:06,820
horrifying hackers who will face off in a thriller

2175
01:36:06,820 --> 01:36:09,440
that would make Hannibal the Cannibal look like a nerd.

2176
01:36:09,820 --> 01:36:11,460
Today from San Jose, California,

2177
01:36:11,720 --> 01:36:15,240
we bring you Computer Bowl V, the East against the West,

2178
01:36:15,340 --> 01:36:18,320
on this special edition of the Computer Chronicles.

2179
01:36:18,320 --> 01:36:36,460
Computer Chronicles is brought to you in part by Intel.

2180
01:36:37,120 --> 01:36:38,080
Microprocessor technology.

2181
01:36:38,200 --> 01:36:39,660
Functional funding is help manage.

2182
01:36:39,740 --> 01:36:40,680
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

2183
01:36:40,920 --> 01:36:41,680
Don't copy that.

2184
01:36:41,680 --> 01:36:43,020
Look at this, like Hollywood squares.

2185
01:36:43,020 --> 01:36:43,420
Floppy.

2186
01:36:45,840 --> 01:36:47,000
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

2187
01:36:47,900 --> 01:36:50,480
Look at the fucking scenario there as well.

2188
01:36:51,120 --> 01:36:52,500
Situation over here.

2189
01:36:52,580 --> 01:36:54,600
We got some demonic music for that.

2190
01:36:58,600 --> 01:37:00,880
Fucking Morrissey's in town, lads.

2191
01:37:02,960 --> 01:37:06,320
I was looking for a quiz and I found a quiz.

2192
01:37:06,960 --> 01:37:09,200
Heaven knows I'm miserable now.

2193
01:37:10,460 --> 01:37:14,560
And hackers of all ages,

2194
01:37:14,800 --> 01:37:20,000
welcome to the Computer Museum's 1993 Computer Bowl version 5.0.

2195
01:37:20,380 --> 01:37:22,760
What a mouthful.

2196
01:37:23,680 --> 01:37:24,520
Sorry about this.

2197
01:37:24,580 --> 01:37:25,140
This is brilliant.

2198
01:37:25,700 --> 01:37:26,360
This is what I wanted.

2199
01:37:26,860 --> 01:37:28,580
And hackers of all ages,

2200
01:37:28,860 --> 01:37:34,060
welcome to the Computer Museum's 1993 Computer Bowl version 5.0.

2201
01:37:34,400 --> 01:37:38,320
Computer Bowl 5 presented by the Association for Computing Machinery.

2202
01:37:39,480 --> 01:37:40,120
Machinery?

2203
01:37:40,120 --> 01:37:45,880
Welcome to the Computer Museum's 1993 Computer Bowl version 5.0.

2204
01:37:46,220 --> 01:37:50,120
Computer Bowl 5 presented by the Association for Computing Machinery.

2205
01:37:50,680 --> 01:37:54,220
We're here tonight in the San Jose Civic Auditorium on Friday the 14th.

2206
01:37:55,180 --> 01:38:01,080
A night of potential horror for the losing team in this fifth annual contest of computer trivia.

2207
01:38:01,540 --> 01:38:07,180
We're here on the West Coast tonight because the Silicon Valley smart guys scored a technical knockout last year.

2208
01:38:07,540 --> 01:38:08,300
Lovely stuff.

2209
01:38:29,660 --> 01:38:30,640
What's he doing?

2210
01:38:30,640 --> 01:38:42,360
*Booft*

2211
01:38:42,360 --> 01:38:44,200
*Castle in the castle in Boston*

2212
01:38:44,200 --> 01:38:45,400
I got one here actually.

2213
01:38:46,440 --> 01:38:47,240
Fell about me.

2214
01:38:48,880 --> 01:38:51,560
Yeah, it's been done. There's gonna be loads of that.

2215
01:38:51,560 --> 01:38:53,640
*Booft* Beating the East Coast team by a-

2216
01:38:53,640 --> 01:38:56,440
Wow, look at that T-bird. Fuckin' hell.

2217
01:38:56,920 --> 01:38:59,680
Greased lightning. Greased lightning.

2218
01:39:00,000 --> 01:39:01,120
Greased lightning.

2219
01:39:01,120 --> 01:39:05,680
And then Sean Ryder from the fuckin' Happy Mondays there.

2220
01:39:05,680 --> 01:39:08,880
Doing a cheeky little bit of nostril business.

2221
01:39:08,880 --> 01:39:15,120
And then you've got someone there. He's going for the salt and pepper look with the shades indoors.

2222
01:39:15,120 --> 01:39:17,520
A man- A man of fuckin' taste.

2223
01:39:17,520 --> 01:39:21,920
He's got the salt and pepper beard and the shades he's wearing indoors.

2224
01:39:23,360 --> 01:39:25,360
And then you've got this guy here.

2225
01:39:26,080 --> 01:39:29,360
It's a lovely array of facial technology.

2226
01:39:29,360 --> 01:39:30,480
*Booft*

2227
01:39:30,480 --> 01:39:46,000
Wow. Imagine having that on your mantelpiece for all the computer fucking competitions that you'd won. This one in particular, the West Coast team.

2228
01:39:50,100 --> 01:39:53,260
The PC master race, lads.

2229
01:39:53,260 --> 01:40:04,520
Four years now. After four years worth of computer bowl battles, the score is in fact tied. Two victories for the East so far, two victories for the West. So tonight is the rubber match.

2230
01:40:05,000 --> 01:40:22,160
It's a rubber match, guys. Interestingly enough, now, Stu had a few choice words to say about Bill Gates. He said actually he respected him in a business sense and all that kind of stuff, but didn't really like what he'd done to his friend Gary Kildall,

2231
01:40:22,160 --> 01:40:30,580
who, you know, he cut him out of a big deal and that was the demise of Gary. But interestingly enough, now he presents with alongside Bill Gates at this.

2232
01:40:31,020 --> 01:40:44,180
Interesting to think Bill Gates had time to do this. I mean, it is 93 and he hasn't really made multi-billions, I don't think yet. I think he's multi-millionaire stage, but he's not billionaire, but still he's lending his time to be here.

2233
01:40:44,180 --> 01:40:47,520
Who's going to win tonight? Will it be the West? Yes.

2234
01:40:51,060 --> 01:41:06,960
But... KB Lacks, thank you very much. There is another side, as always, to that story. For back East in Boston right now at the Computer Museum, we are going live tonight via satellite to all those East Coast fans who could not afford to fly out to California.

2235
01:41:07,380 --> 01:41:10,920
Yes. All right, you guys out there in Boston, you rooting for the East, I take it?

2236
01:41:10,920 --> 01:41:11,920
Somebody...

2237
01:41:11,920 --> 01:41:28,180
Thank you very much, University Challenge. Look at this guy, American Cycle.

2238
01:41:31,380 --> 01:41:37,880
Fucking... He looks a bit like that comedian that passed away. What's his name? Everybody loves him.

2239
01:41:40,740 --> 01:41:43,520
What's his fucking name? Anyway, forget it.

2240
01:41:44,120 --> 01:41:45,240
Anybody out there make noise?

2241
01:41:45,640 --> 01:41:47,520
Oh, we even have an impartial sound right here.

2242
01:41:48,280 --> 01:41:52,960
All right, now, since not all of the West Coast computer expertise is here in the Silicon Valley,

2243
01:41:53,340 --> 01:41:58,640
we are also beaming Computer Bowl V live tonight to Microsoft headquarters in Redmond, Washington.

2244
01:41:59,020 --> 01:42:01,160
Another group of West Coast fans, I assume.

2245
01:42:01,520 --> 01:42:02,160
Guys in Redmond?

2246
01:42:02,600 --> 01:42:02,840
Yes?

2247
01:42:03,500 --> 01:42:04,180
You guys here?

2248
01:42:04,480 --> 01:42:04,760
Yes?

2249
01:42:04,960 --> 01:42:05,500
West Coast?

2250
01:42:06,880 --> 01:42:07,800
Guys in Redmond?

2251
01:42:08,380 --> 01:42:08,720
Yes?

2252
01:42:09,260 --> 01:42:10,160
You guys here?

2253
01:42:10,380 --> 01:42:10,720
Yes?

2254
01:42:10,900 --> 01:42:11,440
West Coast?

2255
01:42:12,440 --> 01:42:14,360
And there was a lovely face flick.

2256
01:42:14,720 --> 01:42:15,560
Face flick there.

2257
01:42:15,560 --> 01:42:17,740
Look at what he's doing with his hand.

2258
01:42:17,740 --> 01:42:19,620
...headquarters in Redmond, Washington.

2259
01:42:20,040 --> 01:42:22,120
Another group of West Coast fans, I assume.

2260
01:42:22,440 --> 01:42:23,160
Guys in Redmond?

2261
01:42:23,640 --> 01:42:24,020
Yes?

2262
01:42:25,140 --> 01:42:25,820
Ha ha ha!

2263
01:42:27,300 --> 01:42:29,420
Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop.

2264
01:42:29,420 --> 01:42:32,900
And then we've got some face flickage coming right up here.

2265
01:42:33,040 --> 01:42:34,440
It's scary stuff.

2266
01:42:34,720 --> 01:42:36,160
And it is Friday the 14th.

2267
01:42:42,260 --> 01:42:42,820
Ooh!

2268
01:42:48,820 --> 01:42:49,280
Ha ha!

2269
01:42:49,280 --> 01:42:49,400
Yeah.

2270
01:42:51,620 --> 01:42:52,480
Him in particular.

2271
01:42:54,500 --> 01:42:55,220
Scary one.

2272
01:42:56,540 --> 01:42:57,220
West Coast?

2273
01:42:58,220 --> 01:43:05,800
All right, so without any further ado, let me introduce the mean and nasty contestants for this Friday the 14th.

2274
01:43:05,800 --> 01:43:07,280
Why are they mean and nasty?

2275
01:43:07,740 --> 01:43:09,060
And it's Friday the 14th.

2276
01:43:09,080 --> 01:43:10,780
It's not even Friday the 13th.

2277
01:43:11,120 --> 01:43:14,960
Stu's really hanging on to this Friday the 13th tip.

2278
01:43:14,960 --> 01:43:17,120
...the 13th rubber match showdown.

2279
01:43:17,800 --> 01:43:18,700
All right, are you ready?

2280
01:43:19,000 --> 01:43:20,740
It's a rubber match showdown.

2281
01:43:20,740 --> 01:43:21,820
Rubber up, guys.

2282
01:43:21,820 --> 01:43:23,520
Now, first of all, the challengers.

2283
01:43:23,520 --> 01:43:26,180
The terrifying techies from the East.

2284
01:43:27,120 --> 01:43:27,940
The president and CEO of...

2285
01:43:27,940 --> 01:43:30,720
It's forcing the Halloween angle.

2286
01:43:30,940 --> 01:43:35,200
...Legend Corporation, John Bloodbath Burton.

2287
01:43:36,260 --> 01:43:37,260
Oh, my God.

2288
01:43:37,260 --> 01:43:42,080
From Phoenix Technologies, Ne-...

2289
01:43:42,080 --> 01:43:45,120
From Phoenix Technologies, John.

2290
01:43:45,120 --> 01:43:52,420
The president and CEO of Legion Corporation, John Bloodbath Burton.

2291
01:43:53,740 --> 01:43:55,460
Oh, my God.

2292
01:43:57,160 --> 01:44:00,080
From Phoenix Technologies, Neil.

2293
01:44:04,080 --> 01:44:07,200
John Bloodbath Burton.

2294
01:44:10,300 --> 01:44:14,800
A real axe. A real axe. Imagine he fell on that.

2295
01:44:25,800 --> 01:44:28,500
The way he stops and does that.

2296
01:44:38,520 --> 01:44:42,020
Oh, fuck. Could have got a prop axe.

2297
01:44:42,080 --> 01:44:46,220
That was deadly dangerous because he's got a mask on.

2298
01:44:46,260 --> 01:44:48,920
He might have tripped and fucking axe himself.

2299
01:44:49,920 --> 01:44:51,620
Axe yourself a question.

2300
01:44:52,460 --> 01:44:53,980
Where are they now?

2301
01:44:55,020 --> 01:44:56,700
Oh, fuck. Tears.

2302
01:44:58,080 --> 01:45:01,420
Oh. And that would have been a bloodbath.

2303
01:45:01,540 --> 01:45:06,500
Imagine that was all caught on camera and it was beamed live via satellite to the East Coast.

2304
01:45:07,200 --> 01:45:10,580
And he's at James, the Bloodbath Berkeley.

2305
01:45:11,580 --> 01:45:12,020
Technologies.

2306
01:45:12,580 --> 01:45:15,000
Yeah. Bloodbath Burton.

2307
01:45:16,580 --> 01:45:18,000
Oh, my God.

2308
01:45:18,000 --> 01:45:21,000
Oh, my God.

2309
01:45:21,000 --> 01:45:23,980
From Phoenix Technologies, Neil.

2310
01:45:24,200 --> 01:45:25,120
The cannibal.

2311
01:45:25,580 --> 01:45:26,280
Colvin.

2312
01:45:27,980 --> 01:45:29,400
Oh, they're here to kill.

2313
01:45:30,220 --> 01:45:31,420
From Viewlogic Systems.

2314
01:45:31,420 --> 01:45:32,700
You're gonna kill.

2315
01:45:34,080 --> 01:45:34,640
Technologies.

2316
01:45:34,980 --> 01:45:35,380
Neil.

2317
01:45:35,640 --> 01:45:36,540
The cannibal.

2318
01:45:37,040 --> 01:45:37,720
Colvin.

2319
01:45:39,080 --> 01:45:40,840
Oh, they're here to kill.

2320
01:45:41,660 --> 01:45:43,300
From Viewlogic Systems.

2321
01:45:43,480 --> 01:45:43,900
Alan.

2322
01:45:44,140 --> 01:45:45,300
The hatchet man.

2323
01:45:45,580 --> 01:45:46,140
Hanover.

2324
01:45:47,960 --> 01:45:48,880
Oh, fucking hell.

2325
01:45:48,980 --> 01:45:49,240
Another.

2326
01:45:49,320 --> 01:45:49,900
Another axe.

2327
01:45:49,920 --> 01:45:50,720
From the Patricia.

2328
01:45:51,560 --> 01:45:52,760
The cannibal.

2329
01:45:53,700 --> 01:45:54,760
The cannibal.

2330
01:45:54,760 --> 01:45:55,860
And he just has a drill.

2331
01:45:56,000 --> 01:45:57,120
Patricia Sebold group.

2332
01:45:57,240 --> 01:45:57,560
Pat.

2333
01:45:57,780 --> 01:45:59,020
The slasher.

2334
01:45:59,520 --> 01:46:00,040
Sebold.

2335
01:46:01,640 --> 01:46:02,800
Oh, my goodness.

2336
01:46:03,860 --> 01:46:05,200
Last but not least.

2337
01:46:06,660 --> 01:46:07,220
Sebold.

2338
01:46:07,220 --> 01:46:14,800
Tim.

2339
01:46:15,220 --> 01:46:16,780
The tool man.

2340
01:46:17,000 --> 01:46:17,440
Taylor.

2341
01:46:27,680 --> 01:46:28,600
Not least.

2342
01:46:28,720 --> 01:46:30,980
The captain of this East Coast team.

2343
01:46:31,460 --> 01:46:32,720
The chairman and CEO.

2344
01:46:32,820 --> 01:46:35,140
I'm gonna do the sound before we've even seen this.

2345
01:46:35,220 --> 01:46:36,620
Hopefully, he gives it fucking socks.

2346
01:46:36,700 --> 01:46:38,580
Powersoft Corporation.

2347
01:46:39,060 --> 01:46:39,540
Mitchell.

2348
01:46:40,340 --> 01:46:41,420
The maniac.

2349
01:46:42,340 --> 01:46:43,140
Kurtzman.

2350
01:46:49,420 --> 01:46:51,320
Look, he's coming out from behind Marisy.

2351
01:46:51,440 --> 01:46:51,640
Look.

2352
01:46:53,700 --> 01:46:55,800
Please be a real chainsaw, please.

2353
01:46:56,740 --> 01:46:58,420
It is a fucking real chainsaw, is it?

2354
01:46:58,420 --> 01:47:07,420
It's not real.

2355
01:47:07,420 --> 01:47:08,080
Thank God.

2356
01:47:08,160 --> 01:47:09,400
It would have been too dangerous.

2357
01:47:14,840 --> 01:47:17,300
I think it's a real one, but it's been decommissioned.

2358
01:47:17,460 --> 01:47:18,860
Maybe the blades have been taken off.

2359
01:47:19,060 --> 01:47:19,940
Oh, my God.

2360
01:47:19,940 --> 01:47:19,980
Oh, my God.

2361
01:47:19,980 --> 01:47:20,860
No, no, no, no, no.

2362
01:47:23,980 --> 01:47:25,020
Oh, my God.

2363
01:47:25,100 --> 01:47:25,920
No, no, no, no, no.

2364
01:47:29,340 --> 01:47:31,200
We know what we're in for tonight, folks.

2365
01:47:32,400 --> 01:47:33,040
All right.

2366
01:47:33,220 --> 01:47:35,000
Oh, can the West Coast team top this?

2367
01:47:35,000 --> 01:47:37,680
For the horrifying hackers from the West.

2368
01:47:38,460 --> 01:47:45,860
Nothing can top the first fella because I wasn't expecting any of that kind of business.

2369
01:47:46,540 --> 01:47:48,740
Always three hours of hell.

2370
01:47:54,180 --> 01:47:57,160
Thank you very much, Scum the Slasher, Bellina.

2371
01:47:57,240 --> 01:47:58,020
Thank you very much.

2372
01:48:02,520 --> 01:48:07,200
Ladies and gentlemen, the horrifying hackers of the West, the defending world...

2373
01:48:07,200 --> 01:48:08,060
You're taking the masks off.

2374
01:48:08,060 --> 01:48:12,900
...who have threatened to frighten the daylights out of these opponents who are dressed in white.

2375
01:48:13,560 --> 01:48:20,120
First, the chairman and CEO of B Incorporated, Jean-Louis Gruesome Gasset.

2376
01:48:23,020 --> 01:48:23,580
Rubbish.

2377
01:48:23,580 --> 01:48:25,560
Rubbish after the first lot.

2378
01:48:26,600 --> 01:48:29,920
Just like fucking Fontaine or something or Columbo.

2379
01:48:31,140 --> 01:48:34,680
From Go Corporation, Jerry the Killer.

2380
01:48:35,180 --> 01:48:37,980
These guys are like, we're not doing any of that shit.

2381
01:48:38,100 --> 01:48:40,060
No, those other geeks, they can fucking do that.

2382
01:48:40,160 --> 01:48:41,420
I just want to come out in a coat.

2383
01:48:42,420 --> 01:48:45,280
Oh, these are mean dudes, these guys from the West.

2384
01:48:45,480 --> 01:48:46,060
Mean dudes.

2385
01:48:47,520 --> 01:48:49,100
Jerry the Killer Kaplan.

2386
01:48:49,760 --> 01:48:51,180
No messing around with this guy.

2387
01:48:51,320 --> 01:48:53,460
From Super Mac Inc., Michael.

2388
01:48:53,460 --> 01:48:55,780
The Madman McConnell.

2389
01:49:00,740 --> 01:49:02,260
That's fucking rubbish, man.

2390
01:49:02,660 --> 01:49:06,820
They probably thought it was going to be cool and we're going to fucking be all like moody and that.

2391
01:49:06,880 --> 01:49:08,120
But there's no energy in it.

2392
01:49:08,120 --> 01:49:11,460
After seeing those mad cunts, actual real axes.

2393
01:49:12,000 --> 01:49:12,960
It was dangerous.

2394
01:49:12,960 --> 01:49:18,640
From a health and safety point of view, aside from entertainment, it was dangerous stuff.

2395
01:49:19,020 --> 01:49:19,920
This is rubbish.

2396
01:49:19,920 --> 01:49:20,540
From Data Quest Incorporated.

2397
01:49:20,540 --> 01:49:24,800
From Data Quest Incorporated, Lisa the Thrasher Thorell.

2398
01:49:24,800 --> 01:49:32,840
Lisa the Thrasher Thorell takes her place in that line.

2399
01:49:32,840 --> 01:49:34,840
Finally, the captain of the West Coast team.

2400
01:49:34,840 --> 01:49:39,100
From Network General Corporation, Harry the Slicer Sol.

2401
01:49:39,200 --> 01:49:44,540
No energy.

2402
01:49:44,540 --> 01:49:44,540
No energy.

2403
01:49:44,540 --> 01:49:46,200
No one's bothered about these lads.

2404
01:49:46,200 --> 01:49:48,160
Ladies and gentlemen, and I hesitate to use that phrase.

2405
01:49:48,160 --> 01:49:48,880
Oh, they've got guns.

2406
01:49:48,880 --> 01:49:49,480
Characters.

2407
01:49:49,820 --> 01:49:50,520
Fucking hell.

2408
01:49:50,940 --> 01:49:51,440
Here we go.

2409
01:49:53,840 --> 01:49:55,460
Imagine it was a massacre.

2410
01:49:57,520 --> 01:49:59,980
Before fucking Bushmasters.

2411
01:50:00,820 --> 01:50:02,640
These were the original Bushmasters.

2412
01:50:02,640 --> 01:50:05,680
They came out and just fucking did the job on everyone.

2413
01:50:10,800 --> 01:50:11,900
Just a reminder.

2414
01:50:12,220 --> 01:50:15,700
In America, guns are everywhere, man.

2415
01:50:16,360 --> 01:50:19,720
And this is scary business.

2416
01:50:22,880 --> 01:50:24,360
You can see Stu look.

2417
01:50:24,500 --> 01:50:25,520
No, no.

2418
01:50:25,520 --> 01:50:29,800
Thankfully, the weapons have been decommissioned.

2419
01:50:36,420 --> 01:50:39,240
Ladies and gentlemen, and I hesitate to use that phrase.

2420
01:50:39,960 --> 01:50:40,560
Characters.

2421
01:50:41,000 --> 01:50:41,740
Oh, my God.

2422
01:50:43,240 --> 01:50:44,340
Oh, my God.

2423
01:50:44,660 --> 01:50:48,820
And, like, you've seen the videos, you know, that do the rounds every time.

2424
01:50:49,340 --> 01:50:54,700
This perennial fucking weekly, bi-weekly, fucking monthly occurrence happens every time.

2425
01:50:54,860 --> 01:50:59,560
From America nowadays, there's always someone that goes, oh, my God.

2426
01:50:59,860 --> 01:51:01,000
And it's just lights out.

2427
01:51:01,040 --> 01:51:01,660
I didn't use that phrase.

2428
01:51:02,320 --> 01:51:02,760
Characters.

2429
01:51:03,460 --> 01:51:04,080
Oh, my God.

2430
01:51:04,100 --> 01:51:07,140
There's a fucking line between reality and fiction here.

2431
01:51:07,220 --> 01:51:08,540
It's just, it's on edge.

2432
01:51:10,500 --> 01:51:10,980
Hold it.

2433
01:51:11,000 --> 01:51:11,220
Hold it.

2434
01:51:11,240 --> 01:51:11,400
Hold it.

2435
01:51:11,400 --> 01:51:12,020
No, no, no, no, no, no.

2436
01:51:12,260 --> 01:51:13,080
Yeah, you hear that?

2437
01:51:13,360 --> 01:51:14,360
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

2438
01:51:14,380 --> 01:51:16,200
This is Worldwide Federation of Wrestling.

2439
01:51:16,720 --> 01:51:18,640
Could you guys please get in your cages?

2440
01:51:18,760 --> 01:51:19,600
That's where you belong.

2441
01:51:20,420 --> 01:51:24,680
Get, please, into your seats inside our little cages over here right now so we can get Computer

2442
01:51:24,680 --> 01:51:25,760
Bowl 5 underway.

2443
01:51:26,220 --> 01:51:27,380
Let me go through the rules here.

2444
01:51:27,420 --> 01:51:29,840
There are going to be four rounds in this Computer Bowl.

2445
01:51:30,240 --> 01:51:30,660
Round one.

2446
01:51:30,720 --> 01:51:31,780
Round two.

2447
01:51:32,160 --> 01:51:32,600
Round two.

2448
01:51:32,760 --> 01:51:33,980
Fun and hijinks there.

2449
01:51:34,080 --> 01:51:34,960
Max Tomlinson.

2450
01:51:35,140 --> 01:51:35,860
Thank you very much.

2451
01:51:35,940 --> 01:51:37,340
Dangerous bit of business, you say.

2452
01:51:37,420 --> 01:51:38,340
Thank you very much.

2453
01:51:38,380 --> 01:51:38,800
See how easy this is.

2454
01:51:39,040 --> 01:51:39,860
And round four.

2455
01:51:39,960 --> 01:51:40,120
Right?

2456
01:51:40,180 --> 01:51:40,760
It's very simple.

2457
01:51:41,140 --> 01:51:43,500
In each round, there will be two kinds of questions.

2458
01:51:43,880 --> 01:51:47,920
There are toss-up questions worth one point each in any individual.

2459
01:51:48,240 --> 01:51:49,720
Jean-Louis Gasset.

2460
01:51:50,260 --> 01:51:51,300
Jerry Kaplan.

2461
01:51:52,180 --> 01:51:56,060
If your answer to a toss-up question is wrong, then the player from the other team...

2462
01:51:56,060 --> 01:51:57,120
Michael McConnell.

2463
01:51:57,800 --> 01:51:58,820
Got a cigar.

2464
01:51:59,220 --> 01:52:00,880
If you ring your buzzer before...

2465
01:52:00,880 --> 01:52:01,980
And Lisa Terrell.

2466
01:52:02,340 --> 01:52:08,060
Look at the cheap bit of fucking work that went into the squares.

2467
01:52:08,060 --> 01:52:11,640
Closing team will get to hear the full question and then get to answer.

2468
01:52:11,920 --> 01:52:12,920
How did they get up there?

2469
01:52:12,960 --> 01:52:14,140
It looks like it's dodgy.

2470
01:52:14,240 --> 01:52:15,400
It looks like it could fall down.

2471
01:52:15,460 --> 01:52:22,280
Imagine that thing fell forward down and it was like one, two, three, four, five, ten Bobby Davro scenarios in one go.

2472
01:52:22,500 --> 01:52:22,960
One...

2473
01:52:22,960 --> 01:52:24,160
Certainly before you buzz.

2474
01:52:24,660 --> 01:52:25,000
All right.

2475
01:52:25,040 --> 01:52:27,240
There are also special bonus round questions.

2476
01:52:27,600 --> 01:52:29,200
They will be directed to one team only.

2477
01:52:29,340 --> 01:52:32,060
Each team will have the chance to answer four.

2478
01:52:32,140 --> 01:52:33,180
Bonus round questions.

2479
01:52:33,420 --> 01:52:37,440
The bonus round will be multiple part questions worth a total of three points.

2480
01:52:37,860 --> 01:52:41,240
He could have just portmanteaued his way through that multi-part.

2481
01:52:41,640 --> 01:52:45,040
The bonus round questions will rotate from east to west and east, etc.

2482
01:52:45,160 --> 01:52:46,160
Each side will have four.

2483
01:52:46,360 --> 01:52:49,240
The bonus round questions can be answered only by the team captain.

2484
01:52:49,560 --> 01:52:53,200
Though members of the team may consult with the captain before he answers.

2485
01:52:53,440 --> 01:52:57,960
You must please, gentlemen and ladies, ring your buzzer and be recognized before you answer.

2486
01:52:58,280 --> 01:53:01,360
I know you're all a bunch of wild guys, but we have to play by the rules here.

2487
01:53:01,360 --> 01:53:04,240
Wild guys, you've got Patricia Seabolt.

2488
01:53:04,240 --> 01:53:06,700
You've got Alain Hanover.

2489
01:53:06,700 --> 01:53:06,700
You've got Alain Hanover.

2490
01:53:06,700 --> 01:53:06,960
You've got Alain Hanover.

2491
01:53:06,960 --> 01:53:07,660
You've got Alain Hanover.

2492
01:53:07,660 --> 01:53:08,160
You've got Alain Hanover.

2493
01:53:08,160 --> 01:53:08,660
You've got Alain Hanover.

2494
01:53:08,660 --> 01:53:09,160
You've got Alain Hanover.

2495
01:53:09,160 --> 01:53:09,660
You've got Alain Hanover.

2496
01:53:09,660 --> 01:53:10,660
You've got Alain Hanover.

2497
01:53:10,660 --> 01:53:16,200
Since we know how mean and nasty you techies of terror can be, on Friday the 14th in particular,

2498
01:53:16,600 --> 01:53:20,300
we have invited two experts to be our judges for tonight's computer bowl.

2499
01:53:20,380 --> 01:53:23,320
It will be their job to rule on any disputed answers.

2500
01:53:23,780 --> 01:53:28,960
In the judges' box tonight from the East Coast, from Fluent Incorporated, Dr. David Nelson.

2501
01:53:30,820 --> 01:53:33,560
Good man, Nelson. Good man.

2502
01:53:33,640 --> 01:53:38,600
And I guess since we're here in a converted basketball court, our judges have become referees tonight, it looks like.

2503
01:53:39,180 --> 01:53:45,500
All right, sitting in a judge's box also for Computer Bowl V, representing the West Coast from asset management company, John Schock.

2504
01:53:47,620 --> 01:53:49,040
Thanks very much, Prig.

2505
01:53:50,460 --> 01:53:53,680
Now it is my pleasure to introduce to you the man who...

2506
01:53:53,680 --> 01:53:54,840
Crazy bit of business.

2507
01:53:56,800 --> 01:54:04,100
Now it is my pleasure to introduce to you the man who holds the title of West Coast's most valuable player from Computer Bowl II,

2508
01:54:04,600 --> 01:54:10,360
but very sad to say for some, he has now lost the title of World's Most Eligible Bachelor.

2509
01:54:10,920 --> 01:54:14,460
Ladies and gentlemen, the chairman of the board of Microsoft, Mr. Bill Gates.

2510
01:54:23,040 --> 01:54:40,260
Fat 32. Fat 32. Fat 32. Fat 32. Fat 32. Fat 32. Look at the way he's stalking. Look at his long stalking legs.

2511
01:54:41,080 --> 01:54:43,000
He's like a stalk, a beanstalk.

2512
01:54:43,780 --> 01:54:46,220
Jack is a fucking beanstalk, man.

2513
01:54:51,720 --> 01:54:52,200
Okay.

2514
01:54:54,200 --> 01:54:55,120
All right, turn that up.

2515
01:54:55,220 --> 01:54:56,400
Start your brains, ladies and gentlemen.

2516
01:54:56,540 --> 01:54:56,660
Bill.

2517
01:54:57,240 --> 01:54:59,620
Ladies and gentlemen, start your brains.

2518
01:54:59,740 --> 01:55:00,900
Start with the first toss-up question.

2519
01:55:01,620 --> 01:55:04,340
No, there was no bit of banter with Bill.

2520
01:55:04,420 --> 01:55:06,220
It's just straight in, no foreplay.

2521
01:55:06,360 --> 01:55:07,880
It's straight into tech questionnaire.

2522
01:55:08,920 --> 01:55:09,320
Bliss.

2523
01:55:09,700 --> 01:55:10,800
In 1978.

2524
01:55:11,660 --> 01:55:13,120
In 1978.

2525
01:55:13,120 --> 01:55:13,240
In 1978.

2526
01:55:14,440 --> 01:55:18,740
Francis Higgins is brought to you in association with Hewlett-Packard.

2527
01:55:19,940 --> 01:55:21,160
And J.B.P.

2528
01:55:22,840 --> 01:55:24,180
Do we have that clip?

2529
01:55:24,260 --> 01:55:25,200
Is that clip there?

2530
01:55:26,520 --> 01:55:28,320
Do we have that clip there?

2531
01:55:30,000 --> 01:55:30,480
Should we...

2532
01:55:30,480 --> 01:55:34,040
We've got it here.

2533
01:55:34,220 --> 01:55:34,360
Yeah.

2534
01:55:34,800 --> 01:55:35,940
Sorry about the volume.

2535
01:55:36,200 --> 01:55:36,960
Adjust your volume.

2536
01:55:37,100 --> 01:55:37,940
It could be loud.

2537
01:55:38,940 --> 01:55:42,500
Francis Higgins made possible in part by Hewlett-Packard.

2538
01:55:42,500 --> 01:55:48,040
Working with industry leaders to ensure compatibility across the board and across the network.

2539
01:55:48,760 --> 01:55:52,560
HBPCs, you're looking at partnerships in a whole new light.

2540
01:55:53,820 --> 01:55:54,280
There we go.

2541
01:55:54,940 --> 01:56:00,360
Ward Christensen and Randy Seuss created a computer first in the city of Chicago.

2542
01:56:01,140 --> 01:56:01,780
What computer-

2543
01:56:01,780 --> 01:56:04,700
David Trimble, the peace process.

2544
01:56:05,060 --> 01:56:05,940
Good Friday agreement.

2545
01:56:09,680 --> 01:56:12,080
Bit of fucking David Trimble-tronics.

2546
01:56:12,980 --> 01:56:17,020
How David Trimble probably wished he could have traded places with Bill Gates.

2547
01:56:17,020 --> 01:56:22,580
Maybe that would have been a great comedy of the time if the fucking...

2548
01:56:22,580 --> 01:56:25,720
Some hotshot producer managed to pull that together where...

2549
01:56:25,720 --> 01:56:31,780
A kind of trading place is where then Bill Gates has to fucking deal with the, you know,

2550
01:56:31,860 --> 01:56:33,820
the loyalists and the unionists up north.

2551
01:56:33,820 --> 01:56:40,540
And then David Trimble has to, you know, mastermind Windows 95 launch.

2552
01:56:41,120 --> 01:56:44,820
And then you get to see the two worlds and all the japes and fun that would have created.

2553
01:56:45,160 --> 01:56:46,640
Thank you very much for the tip there, let's...

2554
01:56:46,640 --> 01:56:47,720
In the city of Chicago.

2555
01:56:48,380 --> 01:56:51,520
What computer-based innovation did they create?

2556
01:56:53,680 --> 01:56:55,180
Okay, boy, we're starting with a tough one.

2557
01:56:55,240 --> 01:56:56,960
All right, let's go to Neo of the East.

2558
01:56:57,380 --> 01:56:59,560
The X-Modem File Transfer Protocol.

2559
01:57:00,380 --> 01:57:01,880
No, that is not the correct answer.

2560
01:57:01,980 --> 01:57:04,180
Anybody on the West like to take a shot at this now?

2561
01:57:04,520 --> 01:57:05,300
You've got to ring your buzzer.

2562
01:57:05,380 --> 01:57:07,560
Somebody on the West quickly if you'd like to answer this question.

2563
01:57:08,520 --> 01:57:09,960
Computer innovation started in Chicago.

2564
01:57:10,100 --> 01:57:11,420
Okay, Jerry Kaplan, what's your answer?

2565
01:57:11,460 --> 01:57:13,020
It was a virtual reality game, wasn't it?

2566
01:57:13,380 --> 01:57:15,440
No, I'm afraid that's not the right answer either.

2567
01:57:15,440 --> 01:57:16,980
Of course, it's zero here.

2568
01:57:16,980 --> 01:57:19,760
The answer is the first bulletin board system.

2569
01:57:19,900 --> 01:57:21,140
The first bulletin board system.

2570
01:57:21,520 --> 01:57:22,640
Okay, let's go to the second.

2571
01:57:23,140 --> 01:57:24,340
No, no, no, that was a good one.

2572
01:57:24,360 --> 01:57:24,760
Go to the second.

2573
01:57:24,860 --> 01:57:25,460
Next question, Bill.

2574
01:57:25,820 --> 01:57:31,220
PC Letter publishes a vaporware list of software products that have been announced but not shipped.

2575
01:57:31,220 --> 01:57:31,760
Sorry.

2576
01:57:31,820 --> 01:57:39,080
One software program holds the record for being on the PC vaporware list for the longest time, four years and two months.

2577
01:57:39,420 --> 01:57:42,240
What program holds this dubious distinction?

2578
01:57:42,780 --> 01:57:46,120
Was it Lotus 1-2-3 for the Macintosh?

2579
01:57:46,120 --> 01:57:48,240
Microsoft Windows?

2580
01:57:48,240 --> 01:57:51,420
D-base 4 or OS 2?

2581
01:57:51,420 --> 01:57:54,580
All right, which of those was longest?

2582
01:57:54,580 --> 01:57:56,920
All right, we have an answer from Jean-Louis Gasset.

2583
01:57:57,340 --> 01:57:59,120
Lotus 1-2-3 for the Macintosh.

2584
01:57:59,240 --> 01:57:59,820
Yes, indeed.

2585
01:57:59,960 --> 01:58:01,340
Lotus 1-2-3 for the Mac.

2586
01:58:01,440 --> 01:58:01,740
Okay.

2587
01:58:02,600 --> 01:58:04,160
One point for the West Coast.

2588
01:58:04,240 --> 01:58:04,820
The West ahead.

2589
01:58:04,960 --> 01:58:05,740
One to nothing.

2590
01:58:06,880 --> 01:58:08,680
Next question, Bill.

2591
01:58:09,260 --> 01:58:20,600
A recent art exhibit at the Georges Pompidou Center in Paris featured a supercomputer that generates real-time images that evolve and change with audience interaction.

2592
01:58:21,460 --> 01:58:24,520
What supercomputer was used for this exhibit?

2593
01:58:26,020 --> 01:58:26,840
It's gone now.

2594
01:58:27,000 --> 01:58:28,300
It's gone flat now.

2595
01:58:28,540 --> 01:58:30,660
I liked the beginning, but I don't like this.

2596
01:58:30,660 --> 01:58:32,600
Okay, Harry Saul from the West Coast.

2597
01:58:32,860 --> 01:58:35,920
I was hoping there'd be more banter with Bill Gates.

2598
01:58:36,000 --> 01:58:36,300
Cray 1.

2599
01:58:36,960 --> 01:58:38,660
No, it was not a Cray 1.

2600
01:58:38,780 --> 01:58:40,700
Anybody from the East likes to take a shot at that?

2601
01:58:40,820 --> 01:58:42,020
Okay, we've got Alan Hanover.

2602
01:58:42,100 --> 01:58:42,620
What's your answer?

2603
01:58:42,940 --> 01:58:43,780
Cray XMP.

2604
01:58:44,660 --> 01:58:46,360
That is not the answer either.

2605
01:58:46,500 --> 01:58:49,400
The answer is the CM2 connection machine.

2606
01:58:50,140 --> 01:58:51,800
All right, we're stopping these guys.

2607
01:58:52,420 --> 01:58:54,380
All right, Bill, let's go to the third question and see how they do.

2608
01:58:54,720 --> 01:58:59,340
A high-tech executive recently wrote a book having nothing to do with computers.

2609
01:58:59,620 --> 01:59:01,600
It's about diet and nutrition.

2610
01:59:02,140 --> 01:59:04,020
The title is The 10% Solution.

2611
01:59:04,660 --> 01:59:05,500
Who is the author?

2612
01:59:05,600 --> 01:59:07,580
Is it Ray Kurzweil?

2613
01:59:08,320 --> 01:59:09,080
Mitch Kapoor?

2614
01:59:09,980 --> 01:59:10,840
Philippe Kahn?

2615
01:59:11,360 --> 01:59:12,320
Or John Akers?

2616
01:59:15,220 --> 01:59:16,320
Mitch Kapoor.

2617
01:59:16,820 --> 01:59:17,580
Mitch Kapoor.

2618
01:59:17,580 --> 01:59:18,040
10% Solution.

2619
01:59:18,160 --> 01:59:19,240
Jerry Kaplan, West Coast.

2620
01:59:19,320 --> 01:59:20,260
I'll guess Ray Kurzweil.

2621
01:59:20,340 --> 01:59:21,700
Ray Kurzweil is the answer.

2622
01:59:21,800 --> 01:59:22,320
Ray Kurzweil.

2623
01:59:22,320 --> 01:59:22,740
Okay.

2624
01:59:24,020 --> 01:59:26,800
It is two to nothing for the West Coast.

2625
01:59:27,000 --> 01:59:28,740
Again, you can answer only through Mitch the Captain.

2626
01:59:28,840 --> 01:59:29,820
You guys can consult.

2627
01:59:30,180 --> 01:59:33,900
The subject here is computer books, and I'll ask you three questions in this bonus round.

2628
01:59:33,980 --> 01:59:34,940
Each is worth one point.

2629
01:59:35,020 --> 01:59:35,860
Here is the first question.

2630
01:59:35,860 --> 01:59:42,480
In the book, Colossus the Forbin Project, an American supercomputer is pitted against a Russian

2631
01:59:42,480 --> 01:59:43,200
supercomputer.

2632
01:59:43,200 --> 01:59:46,520
The American computer was called Colossus.

2633
01:59:46,520 --> 01:59:48,980
What was the name of the Russian computer?

2634
01:59:48,980 --> 01:59:50,420
Was it Gorbachev?

2635
01:59:53,420 --> 01:59:54,800
Gorbachev like Gorbachev.

2636
01:59:55,420 --> 01:59:57,180
Guardian or Sputnik?

2637
01:59:58,180 --> 02:00:00,840
Consult and give me the answer through your captain for one point.

2638
02:00:01,600 --> 02:00:01,860
Guardian.

2639
02:00:01,960 --> 02:00:02,980
Guardian is the right answer.

2640
02:00:03,060 --> 02:00:04,240
That's another point for the West.

2641
02:00:04,380 --> 02:00:04,600
Okay.

2642
02:00:04,900 --> 02:00:05,160
All right.

2643
02:00:05,180 --> 02:00:07,860
I don't think I can manage any more of this, to be honest.

2644
02:00:08,120 --> 02:00:12,960
I mean, there's probably golden nuggets in here as well, but it's just lacking, sadly,

2645
02:00:13,300 --> 02:00:14,560
in not so well.

2646
02:00:14,820 --> 02:00:15,600
I mean, look at that.

2647
02:00:15,660 --> 02:00:17,220
That's a quality better business right there.

2648
02:00:17,480 --> 02:00:18,460
Thank you very much there.

2649
02:00:19,100 --> 02:00:20,700
Mega Munchie Meal Deal.

2650
02:00:21,160 --> 02:00:21,540
Not now.

2651
02:00:21,940 --> 02:00:23,340
Mega Munchie Meal Deal.

2652
02:00:23,420 --> 02:00:25,020
Thank you very much for the tip there.

2653
02:00:26,360 --> 02:00:31,000
And that's a sensational profile picture there for the ages.

2654
02:00:34,680 --> 02:00:37,740
For the East, we'll be right back with round two in just a moment.

2655
02:00:49,020 --> 02:00:49,540
Okay.

2656
02:00:49,700 --> 02:00:52,260
We're going back now for the second round here of Computer Bowl.

2657
02:00:52,760 --> 02:00:53,280
Gates.

2658
02:00:53,640 --> 02:00:55,000
Gates is absolutely.

2659
02:00:56,340 --> 02:00:57,360
Not arsed.

2660
02:00:58,600 --> 02:01:01,960
But he's got a lot of money coming to him in a couple of years time.

2661
02:01:02,180 --> 02:01:03,620
Already he's minted the fucker.

2662
02:01:04,440 --> 02:01:08,060
Took Gary Kildall's idea for a fucking disc operating system.

2663
02:01:08,400 --> 02:01:09,120
Didn't take it.

2664
02:01:09,720 --> 02:01:12,620
But fucking undercut him.

2665
02:01:14,220 --> 02:01:14,900
Undercut him.

2666
02:01:15,240 --> 02:01:16,640
And he made the big cash.

2667
02:01:17,660 --> 02:01:20,100
Apparently, it's a case of you had to be.

2668
02:01:20,920 --> 02:01:23,820
Silicon Valley is a right place, right time sort of vibe.

2669
02:01:24,160 --> 02:01:26,780
And Bill Gates was just the man in the right place, right time.

2670
02:01:26,980 --> 02:01:29,220
And a lot of the innovations came from other people.

2671
02:01:29,300 --> 02:01:32,180
He just kind of put the fucking deal together, so to speak.

2672
02:01:32,180 --> 02:01:33,000
More toss-up questions.

2673
02:01:33,000 --> 02:01:35,900
The score is two for the West, one for the East, a slow start.

2674
02:01:36,180 --> 02:01:37,520
Bill, go to your first toss-up question.

2675
02:01:37,760 --> 02:01:43,440
According to the New York Times, what U.S. government official once sent the following email message?

2676
02:01:43,980 --> 02:01:47,640
Oh, Lord, I lost the slip and broke one of the high heels.

2677
02:01:48,120 --> 02:01:49,100
Forgive, please.

2678
02:01:49,480 --> 02:01:51,000
We'll return the wig on Monday.

2679
02:01:51,620 --> 02:01:52,920
Was it William Casey?

2680
02:01:53,400 --> 02:01:54,420
J. Edgar Hoover?

2681
02:01:55,160 --> 02:01:56,080
I can't be arsed.

2682
02:01:56,960 --> 02:01:57,280
What?

2683
02:01:57,520 --> 02:01:59,500
Can you say that again, Bill?

2684
02:01:59,560 --> 02:01:59,880
Can you?

2685
02:02:00,040 --> 02:02:00,440
What?

2686
02:02:01,440 --> 02:02:08,600
I'm just going to skip through this here and then we might go into a fully-fledged episode of Computer Chronicles

2687
02:02:08,600 --> 02:02:11,040
just so that the pace remains the same.

2688
02:02:11,440 --> 02:02:12,720
A lot of hairy men out there.

2689
02:02:15,420 --> 02:02:21,380
You'd wonder who that guy was that looks like Marisy in the fucking frame down at the bottom right there.

2690
02:02:22,040 --> 02:02:23,320
This is half an hour.

2691
02:02:23,420 --> 02:02:24,860
This is only part one-like.

2692
02:02:25,600 --> 02:02:26,700
And look, it's not cutting away.

2693
02:02:26,820 --> 02:02:28,840
There's no video rounds.

2694
02:02:29,260 --> 02:02:30,660
Let's have a look at the screen.

2695
02:02:31,480 --> 02:02:32,320
We're up to 10 to 2.

2696
02:02:32,920 --> 02:02:34,160
All right, here's a chance for another point.

2697
02:02:34,240 --> 02:02:36,740
Imagine sitting in that hall for an hour watching this.

2698
02:02:37,580 --> 02:02:39,860
The first bit where they came out was electric.

2699
02:02:41,140 --> 02:02:42,140
Have a look there now.

2700
02:02:42,280 --> 02:02:42,920
Skip there.

2701
02:02:43,260 --> 02:02:44,360
There's included free song.

2702
02:02:44,740 --> 02:02:45,840
That's only part one.

2703
02:02:45,920 --> 02:02:50,340
It's like, come back next week for more Computer Bowl.

2704
02:02:50,340 --> 02:02:52,060
Let's just see Shafet's outro here.

2705
02:02:52,060 --> 02:02:52,680
...in common.

2706
02:02:53,780 --> 02:02:54,800
Jerry Kaplan of...

2707
02:02:54,800 --> 02:02:55,480
...versals for Apple.

2708
02:02:55,600 --> 02:02:56,100
Very good.

2709
02:02:57,160 --> 02:02:58,060
Kaplan for Apple.

2710
02:02:58,340 --> 02:02:59,100
Thank you very much.

2711
02:02:59,180 --> 02:03:00,200
Question Tarantino.

2712
02:03:00,280 --> 02:03:01,980
The West is considerably ahead right now.

2713
02:03:02,060 --> 02:03:02,320
11.

2714
02:03:02,440 --> 02:03:04,960
Watching live via satellite in Boston and Redmond.

2715
02:03:05,320 --> 02:03:06,380
Please stay seated.

2716
02:03:06,720 --> 02:03:11,380
We'll resume Computer Bowl 5 in just about 15 minutes after some halftime entertainment.

2717
02:03:11,860 --> 02:03:17,000
Now, for those of you watching this at home on television, that is it for this special edition of Computer Chronicles.

2718
02:03:17,000 --> 02:03:18,720
If you want to see how this all ends...

2719
02:03:18,720 --> 02:03:20,300
Bill Gates, how awkward it is.

2720
02:03:20,360 --> 02:03:21,700
There's no phones back then.

2721
02:03:22,260 --> 02:03:23,840
So he's not even looking at a phone there.

2722
02:03:23,880 --> 02:03:25,700
He's just staring down at the desk.

2723
02:03:35,440 --> 02:03:36,180
Anxiety Gates.

2724
02:03:36,180 --> 02:03:38,140
...after some halftime entertainment.

2725
02:03:38,600 --> 02:03:39,920
Now, for those of you who want to see...

2726
02:03:39,920 --> 02:03:41,320
...of Computer Bowl 5.

2727
02:03:42,320 --> 02:03:43,500
Computer Bowl 5.

2728
02:03:43,500 --> 02:03:46,440
...next week with the second half of Computer Bowl 5.

2729
02:03:50,320 --> 02:03:52,380
...do you hear that little horn there at the end?

2730
02:03:52,440 --> 02:03:53,040
...Fall 5.

2731
02:03:56,040 --> 02:03:56,560
...perr.

2732
02:04:00,400 --> 02:04:03,420
Computer Chronicles is brought to you in part by Intel.

2733
02:04:03,920 --> 02:04:06,840
Microprocessor technology for the software of today and tomorrow.

2734
02:04:07,140 --> 02:04:08,320
Intel, the computer inside.

2735
02:04:08,320 --> 02:04:10,140
I'm sure we have something better here now.

2736
02:04:10,140 --> 02:04:13,500
Additional funding is provided by the Software Publishers Association.

2737
02:04:13,980 --> 02:04:16,840
Providers of educational materials to help manage software.

2738
02:04:17,500 --> 02:04:18,760
Don't copy that floppy.

2739
02:04:19,100 --> 02:04:20,180
Buying a new computer.

2740
02:04:20,300 --> 02:04:21,180
I think we might have seen.

2741
02:04:21,180 --> 02:04:22,700
Video cassette copies of this program are available.

2742
02:04:22,920 --> 02:04:24,300
Beginner's Guide to PC.

2743
02:04:26,020 --> 02:04:27,120
Baseball software.

2744
02:04:27,760 --> 02:04:28,420
The internet.

2745
02:04:28,760 --> 02:04:29,780
I think we've seen that.

2746
02:04:29,860 --> 02:04:30,920
Consumer Buying Guide.

2747
02:04:31,040 --> 02:04:32,000
That could be very funny.

2748
02:04:32,160 --> 02:04:33,700
It's usually just...

2749
02:04:33,700 --> 02:04:34,540
CD-ROM.

2750
02:04:34,620 --> 02:04:37,860
There's a very hairy looking fella there on the CD-ROM thumbnail.

2751
02:04:39,620 --> 02:04:41,240
Comdex is good for gadgets.

2752
02:04:42,980 --> 02:04:44,000
Computer Ergonomics.

2753
02:04:44,080 --> 02:04:45,480
Consumer Buying Guide again.

2754
02:04:46,140 --> 02:04:47,500
Consumer Electronics Show.

2755
02:04:48,460 --> 02:04:51,040
We want something that's in studio really though.

2756
02:04:51,800 --> 02:04:56,740
If they go to a fucking Comdex or an exposition, it might lack.

2757
02:04:57,460 --> 02:04:58,560
Beginner's Guide to PC.

2758
02:05:01,060 --> 02:05:02,100
Let's see this here.

2759
02:05:02,820 --> 02:05:08,880
I'm shopping on this kiosk here looking for computer stuff to get some presents for some hacker friends of mine.

2760
02:05:09,380 --> 02:05:10,720
Trouble is there's so many interesting things here.

2761
02:05:10,720 --> 02:05:12,720
I'm really not sure what to buy.

2762
02:05:12,720 --> 02:05:13,720
You having the same problem?

2763
02:05:13,720 --> 02:05:23,640
If so, then this is your day because we're going to bring together our group of resident Computer Chronicles experts to find out what their picks are for the best high-tech toys of the year.

2764
02:05:23,820 --> 02:05:29,400
As we bring you our annual Consumer Buying Guide show on this edition of the Computer Chronicles.

2765
02:05:29,400 --> 02:05:31,480
Liquid Finger Work at the beginning.

2766
02:05:31,480 --> 02:05:34,240
And Chronic Bowl 5, thank you very much.

2767
02:05:34,400 --> 02:05:35,560
Look at the finger work there.

2768
02:05:36,680 --> 02:05:38,460
I'm shopping on this kiosk here.

2769
02:05:38,620 --> 02:05:39,840
And what's his timepiece?

2770
02:05:40,780 --> 02:05:41,920
Nice timepiece he's got.

2771
02:05:42,120 --> 02:05:43,160
Looking for computer stuff.

2772
02:05:43,340 --> 02:05:48,880
It looks like it has an LCD or not an LCD but a kind of a digital display as well as an analog.

2773
02:05:49,060 --> 02:05:51,520
Some presents for some hacker friends of mine.

2774
02:05:52,140 --> 02:05:55,460
Trouble is there's so many interesting things here I'm really not sure what to buy.

2775
02:05:55,520 --> 02:05:56,500
You having the same problem?

2776
02:05:56,820 --> 02:06:06,260
If so, then this is your day because we're going to bring together our group of resident Computer Chronicles experts to find out what their picks are for the best high-tech toys of the year.

2777
02:06:06,260 --> 02:06:12,060
As we bring you our annual Consumer Buying Guide show on this edition of the Computer Chronicles.

2778
02:06:12,200 --> 02:06:12,700
Come on!

2779
02:06:12,700 --> 02:06:14,060
Come on!

2780
02:06:14,600 --> 02:06:15,640
It's in studio.

2781
02:06:15,980 --> 02:06:17,620
It's not an exposition.

2782
02:06:18,580 --> 02:06:20,100
They're all in studio.

2783
02:06:21,180 --> 02:06:21,540
Woo!

2784
02:06:26,540 --> 02:06:29,780
Computer Chronicles is brought to you in part by Intel.

2785
02:06:30,300 --> 02:06:33,320
Microprocessor technology for the software of today and tomorrow.

2786
02:06:33,620 --> 02:06:34,060
Intel.

2787
02:06:34,300 --> 02:06:35,320
The computer inside.

2788
02:06:36,420 --> 02:06:40,040
Additional funding is provided by the Software Publishers Association.

2789
02:06:40,560 --> 02:06:43,560
Providers of educational materials to help manage software.

2790
02:06:44,120 --> 02:06:45,480
Don't copy that floppy.

2791
02:06:46,440 --> 02:06:49,300
And by Hewlett Packard, Personal Computer Division.

2792
02:06:53,720 --> 02:06:54,220
Hi, look.

2793
02:06:54,300 --> 02:06:55,020
It's Schindler.

2794
02:06:55,520 --> 02:06:56,460
Schindler's in town.

2795
02:06:58,840 --> 02:07:01,520
Fucking Paul Schindler is in town, everybody.

2796
02:07:01,640 --> 02:07:02,080
Sophistics.

2797
02:07:02,220 --> 02:07:03,300
Thank you very much.

2798
02:07:03,300 --> 02:07:03,300
Thank you very much.

2799
02:07:03,300 --> 02:07:05,040
And I love when Schindler's in town.

2800
02:07:05,040 --> 02:07:07,320
It usually gets a little bit strange.

2801
02:07:07,320 --> 02:07:09,040
Welcome to the Computer Chronicles.

2802
02:07:09,040 --> 02:07:09,340
I'm...

2803
02:07:09,340 --> 02:07:11,020
And that was a liquid welcome as well.

2804
02:07:11,780 --> 02:07:13,260
Look at this liquid welcome here.

2805
02:07:13,740 --> 02:07:13,860
What?

2806
02:07:14,860 --> 02:07:15,540
Go there again.

2807
02:07:21,540 --> 02:07:23,060
Welcome to the Computer Chronicles.

2808
02:07:23,060 --> 02:07:24,120
I'm Stuart Schiffey.

2809
02:07:24,120 --> 02:07:27,100
And with me today is Paul Schindler, Northern California Bureau editor.

2810
02:07:28,100 --> 02:07:29,220
Here we go.

2811
02:07:29,400 --> 02:07:30,360
Here we go.

2812
02:07:33,880 --> 02:07:35,280
The tongue is out.

2813
02:07:35,800 --> 02:07:36,440
The beard.

2814
02:07:36,780 --> 02:07:38,040
He's biting those lips.

2815
02:07:38,720 --> 02:07:39,760
He's ready to go.

2816
02:07:39,900 --> 02:07:41,140
Full fucking Schindler.

2817
02:07:42,060 --> 02:07:44,620
With none other than Oscar Schindler.

2818
02:07:45,760 --> 02:07:46,780
John Virgo.

2819
02:07:47,720 --> 02:07:49,300
The American John Virgo.

2820
02:07:49,420 --> 02:07:51,140
The trick shot tycoon.

2821
02:07:51,740 --> 02:07:53,020
He's got a bow tie on.

2822
02:07:53,160 --> 02:07:55,280
Let's start off with the California Bureau editor for Windows Magazine.

2823
02:07:55,400 --> 02:07:57,160
Paul, we've got lots of neat toys to look at today.

2824
02:07:57,440 --> 02:07:58,540
Let's start off with this thing.

2825
02:07:58,780 --> 02:07:59,160
All right, Stuart.

2826
02:07:59,260 --> 02:08:02,620
This is one way of getting at a service called radio mail.

2827
02:08:02,720 --> 02:08:04,080
Now, that's $89 a month.

2828
02:08:04,080 --> 02:08:07,340
Beard is trimmed, but the hair is wild, says Owen Downey.

2829
02:08:07,400 --> 02:08:10,400
For unlimited, incoming and outgoing electronic mail.

2830
02:08:10,500 --> 02:08:13,760
And the key is this MobyDem portable cellular modem.

2831
02:08:13,880 --> 02:08:14,440
That's $800.

2832
02:08:14,580 --> 02:08:17,000
It's only a mobile phone.

2833
02:08:17,140 --> 02:08:18,420
Better believe it.

2834
02:08:18,480 --> 02:08:18,920
Shite.

2835
02:08:19,020 --> 02:08:20,480
Dollars from G.E. Erickson.

2836
02:08:20,580 --> 02:08:23,580
He's going to be demoing it, demoing it tonight.

2837
02:08:24,220 --> 02:08:24,740
Schindler.

2838
02:08:25,120 --> 02:08:26,920
MobyDem portable cellular modem.

2839
02:08:26,980 --> 02:08:29,160
That's $800 from G.E. Erickson.

2840
02:08:29,320 --> 02:08:32,120
This is the smallest unit you can hook it to to get email.

2841
02:08:32,120 --> 02:08:33,640
This is an HP 95 LX.

2842
02:08:33,920 --> 02:08:38,200
But this same modem will hook to the serial port of any portable computer.

2843
02:08:38,580 --> 02:08:40,280
You can get your electronic mail anywhere.

2844
02:08:40,280 --> 02:08:43,120
We see a bit of detail there of Paul Schindler.

2845
02:08:44,500 --> 02:08:47,080
And his feckin' email address.

2846
02:08:47,200 --> 02:08:49,600
We don't, we can't actually make that out.

2847
02:08:49,660 --> 02:08:51,300
The resolution is too crummy.

2848
02:08:51,920 --> 02:08:53,220
Let's see if we can go upwards.

2849
02:08:54,000 --> 02:09:01,120
480p is actually doing good for an episode of C-Crons, to be honest, because sometimes we're watching 240p.

2850
02:09:01,260 --> 02:09:02,480
It's chaotically bad.

2851
02:09:02,580 --> 02:09:04,020
It's chaos theory.

2852
02:09:04,420 --> 02:09:05,120
But look at this.

2853
02:09:05,380 --> 02:09:08,340
Any time on a boat, on a plane, in a car.

2854
02:09:09,500 --> 02:09:12,280
It's the neatest way to get electronic mail.

2855
02:09:12,600 --> 02:09:13,260
No phones.

2856
02:09:13,600 --> 02:09:14,400
Wireless email.

2857
02:09:14,440 --> 02:09:14,780
Pretty cool.

2858
02:09:15,060 --> 02:09:15,300
All right.

2859
02:09:15,300 --> 02:09:18,160
If we're talking about mobile computing, I always use my notebook over here, right?

2860
02:09:18,420 --> 02:09:18,920
You never...

2861
02:09:18,920 --> 02:09:19,260
Wow.

2862
02:09:19,640 --> 02:09:24,220
Stu's got his fucking notebook in the studio at the moment in time.

2863
02:09:24,460 --> 02:09:27,220
You never have enough room on your hard drive, no matter how big your hard drive is.

2864
02:09:27,380 --> 02:09:28,280
Hard drive.

2865
02:09:28,380 --> 02:09:30,480
Look at how tall Schindler is.

2866
02:09:30,640 --> 02:09:33,480
He's a few inches bigger than fucking Stu.

2867
02:09:33,760 --> 02:09:35,080
A shoe is a big buck.

2868
02:09:35,980 --> 02:09:37,500
Seems like Schindler is a big buck as well.

2869
02:09:37,820 --> 02:09:38,960
Thank you very much, Shafi.

2870
02:09:39,100 --> 02:09:39,920
State of mind.

2871
02:09:40,160 --> 02:09:40,700
A portable, in fact...

2872
02:09:40,700 --> 02:09:43,140
Great to see the love for the Computer Chronicles.

2873
02:09:43,740 --> 02:09:44,860
No, I'm not alone here.

2874
02:09:44,940 --> 02:09:46,240
There's a lot of fans for the show.

2875
02:09:46,440 --> 02:09:47,480
Little portable hard drive.

2876
02:09:47,580 --> 02:09:49,060
Runs on four rechargeable batteries.

2877
02:09:49,520 --> 02:09:51,780
This is an 80 megabyte one for about 400 bucks.

2878
02:09:51,840 --> 02:09:53,820
You can get up to 200 megabytes in this little thing.

2879
02:09:54,020 --> 02:09:55,620
Just plugs right into your parallel port.

2880
02:09:55,620 --> 02:09:57,340
Takes me about 30 seconds to install it.

2881
02:09:57,640 --> 02:09:58,100
There you go.

2882
02:09:58,280 --> 02:09:58,800
Take it home.

2883
02:09:59,140 --> 02:09:59,420
All right.

2884
02:10:00,100 --> 02:10:01,080
Paul and I will be...

2885
02:10:01,080 --> 02:10:01,500
Sorry.

2886
02:10:01,800 --> 02:10:02,560
It's just...

2887
02:10:02,560 --> 02:10:03,640
I know I'm tearing the arse.

2888
02:10:03,700 --> 02:10:04,000
I'm proud of it.

2889
02:10:04,000 --> 02:10:05,060
We need to do it.

2890
02:10:05,260 --> 02:10:05,660
There you go.

2891
02:10:06,260 --> 02:10:07,140
It has to be done.

2892
02:10:22,960 --> 02:10:24,960
Tonight at nine on dispatches.

2893
02:10:25,860 --> 02:10:27,600
The man with the hard drive.

2894
02:10:28,620 --> 02:10:30,460
The man who took the hard drive

2895
02:10:30,460 --> 02:10:31,460
in his pocket.

2896
02:10:32,640 --> 02:10:34,340
Virgo's trick shot.

2897
02:10:35,200 --> 02:10:36,180
In off the pocket.

2898
02:10:37,120 --> 02:10:38,020
Tonight at nine.

2899
02:10:38,940 --> 02:10:40,020
On dispatches.

2900
02:10:40,020 --> 02:10:46,100
Paul and I will be joined today by Tim Bahar.

2901
02:10:46,100 --> 02:10:47,120
There you go.

2902
02:10:47,320 --> 02:10:47,840
Take it home.

2903
02:10:48,080 --> 02:10:48,440
All right.

2904
02:10:49,120 --> 02:10:50,060
Paul and I will...

2905
02:10:50,060 --> 02:10:53,000
Thank you very much, Rim.

2906
02:10:53,340 --> 02:10:53,680
TD!

2907
02:10:53,960 --> 02:10:55,500
Takes me about 30 seconds to install it.

2908
02:10:55,500 --> 02:10:55,940
Thank you very much.

2909
02:10:55,960 --> 02:10:56,400
There you go.

2910
02:10:56,580 --> 02:10:57,100
Take it home.

2911
02:10:57,360 --> 02:10:57,720
All right.

2912
02:10:58,400 --> 02:11:02,740
Paul and I will be joined today by Tim Bahar and Gina Smith for a look at the neatest new

2913
02:11:02,740 --> 02:11:03,900
computer goodies on the market.

2914
02:11:04,120 --> 02:11:04,320
We'll look...

2915
02:11:04,320 --> 02:11:07,220
Needest new computer goodies on the market.

2916
02:11:07,840 --> 02:11:09,240
Just sorry about this.

2917
02:11:09,540 --> 02:11:12,700
Turn down the volume on your fucking phone now.

2918
02:11:13,660 --> 02:11:15,120
Turn down the volume.

2919
02:11:15,300 --> 02:11:17,580
Three, two, one.

2920
02:11:18,060 --> 02:11:19,060
You should have turned it down.

2921
02:11:19,060 --> 02:11:19,060
I should have turned it down.

2922
02:11:21,580 --> 02:11:26,160
Is that it?

2923
02:11:26,340 --> 02:11:28,160
I thought I had a better one than that.

2924
02:11:28,160 --> 02:11:28,640
Give me a look.

2925
02:11:35,180 --> 02:11:36,460
Snooker in you.

2926
02:11:37,520 --> 02:11:38,440
Snooker in you tonight.

2927
02:11:38,660 --> 02:11:38,840
Woo!

2928
02:11:39,760 --> 02:11:42,860
I thought I had a snooker in you tonight one.

2929
02:11:43,960 --> 02:11:45,160
You have a little look there.

2930
02:11:45,240 --> 02:11:46,360
Sorry about this, guys.

2931
02:11:46,480 --> 02:11:49,060
It really is important that I get this going on now.

2932
02:11:53,800 --> 02:11:54,360
This...

2933
02:11:54,360 --> 02:11:55,700
Is this what we have here?

2934
02:11:55,760 --> 02:11:56,120
Is this it?

2935
02:11:56,180 --> 02:11:57,260
Watch the volume there.

2936
02:11:57,840 --> 02:11:58,200
Twisted!

2937
02:12:02,920 --> 02:12:04,320
Dispatches unwraps the story behind...

2938
02:12:04,320 --> 02:12:06,360
People getting undressed, you know, going to the bathroom.

2939
02:12:06,580 --> 02:12:06,940
Twisted!

2940
02:12:07,140 --> 02:12:09,900
Dispatches investigates Monday at 8 on 4.

2941
02:12:12,700 --> 02:12:13,020
It's...

2942
02:12:13,020 --> 02:12:13,440
It's been done.

2943
02:12:13,460 --> 02:12:18,040
Mainly, it's software and peripherals for IBM PC compatibles and the Macintosh, but there

2944
02:12:18,040 --> 02:12:20,700
are people out there who don't use either a Mac or a PC.

2945
02:12:21,040 --> 02:12:24,680
So we'll begin by checking out what's available for the other kinds of computers.

2946
02:12:25,720 --> 02:12:30,880
Millions of people shop for software and add-ons that are not for the PC, not for the Mac,

2947
02:12:31,060 --> 02:12:32,020
but for the Amiga.

2948
02:12:32,380 --> 02:12:35,400
It's the platform of choice for many who work with video...

2949
02:12:35,400 --> 02:12:37,200
Janelle Patterson's after you.

2950
02:12:37,200 --> 02:12:42,380
...video and computer-generated animation, but a popular gift for any Amiga user is games.

2951
02:12:42,600 --> 02:12:45,600
The Amiga is the number two game machine in all...

2952
02:12:45,600 --> 02:12:46,880
Gary Doss!

2953
02:12:47,640 --> 02:12:50,780
Disc Operating System, and his name's Gary as well.

2954
02:12:50,940 --> 02:12:52,020
It's a crazy bit of business.

2955
02:12:52,940 --> 02:12:53,700
...all of Europe.

2956
02:12:53,940 --> 02:12:56,440
We get a lot of titles from the European...

2957
02:12:56,440 --> 02:13:02,220
He looks like a serious gamer, and he's even wearing a fucking patented gamer tie as well.

2958
02:13:02,440 --> 02:13:03,280
Crazy bit of business.

2959
02:13:08,280 --> 02:13:16,880
Mark Kelly, thank you very much. Can you give a shout out to Genghis Roundstone? He's a big fan. Genghis. Hope you're doing well, Genghis. Best luck to you.

2960
02:13:16,960 --> 02:13:25,300
So there's a lot of arcade-type games like Hired Guns, mainstream products like Kid Picks from Rotobun is available.

2961
02:13:25,300 --> 02:13:28,300
Oooh, dodgy enough, is this?

2962
02:13:28,300 --> 02:13:45,220
Hired Guns, mainstream products like Kid Picks from Rotobun is available. Mainstream products like Kid Picks from Rotobun is available. Mainstream products like Kid Picks from Rotobun is available. Sim Life, a lot of titles you recognize on other platforms are all available on the Amiga.

2963
02:13:45,220 --> 02:13:58,560
Some of the best deals can be found in multimedia productivity and authoring tools for the Amiga. Scala multimedia software costs about $300 and lets you create professional-looking presentations using all aspects of media.

2964
02:13:58,560 --> 02:14:04,940
We can take animations and graphics. We can take animations and graphics. Rick Salmon, Scala.

2965
02:14:04,940 --> 02:14:09,980
Some backgrounds and texts and fonts and add wipes and flips and tumbles and transitions to them. We can...

2966
02:14:09,980 --> 02:14:15,980
It flips, it twists, it turns, it tumbles. It takes you on a mad journey. We can take this. We can do this. Every little...

2967
02:14:15,980 --> 02:14:23,320
Looking presentations using all aspects of media. We can take animations and graphics and backgrounds and texts and fonts and add wipes...

2968
02:14:23,320 --> 02:14:28,320
Animations and backgrounds and graphics and texts. Animations and backgrounds and graphics and texts.

2969
02:14:28,320 --> 02:14:31,320
Flips and flips and tumbles and transitions to them. We can add...

2970
02:14:31,320 --> 02:14:34,820
and wipes, wipes and transitions and flips and tumbles.

2971
02:14:34,820 --> 02:14:36,920
Virgo's Mate Jim, thanking you much.

2972
02:14:36,920 --> 02:14:41,680
Music, backgrounds, and voice overlays, and control how those work together.

2973
02:14:41,680 --> 02:14:44,380
Put them all together into a real dynamic presentation.

2974
02:14:44,380 --> 02:14:48,180
Movie Maker is a non-linear desktop video and audio editing package.

2975
02:14:48,180 --> 02:14:51,560
Look, the birth of Windows Movie Maker. Is this a presentation?

2976
02:14:51,560 --> 02:14:56,760
Movie Maker is a non-linear desktop video and audio editing package

2977
02:14:56,760 --> 02:15:00,920
that lets you combine full motion video off your hard drive with computer animation.

2978
02:15:00,920 --> 02:15:04,520
The resulting movie can then be transferred to videotape.

2979
02:15:04,520 --> 02:15:10,520
Movie Maker costs $900 and runs on the Amiga 3000 and 4000 models.

2980
02:15:10,520 --> 02:15:12,220
It also needs a grand!

2981
02:15:12,220 --> 02:15:15,120
It's a very fast SCSI disc controller.

2982
02:15:15,120 --> 02:15:18,420
SCSI's after ya! What's the fucking deal with these shirts?

2983
02:15:18,420 --> 02:15:22,320
It's a crazy era of shirt and tie combinations.

2984
02:15:22,320 --> 02:15:27,420
And I don't want to go back there. I don't want to go back there! I don't want to go back there!

2985
02:15:27,420 --> 02:15:29,320
And a SCSI hard drive.

2986
02:15:29,320 --> 02:15:30,920
SCSI hard drive.

2987
02:15:30,920 --> 02:15:38,920
It can animate through native Amiga display modes or it can use DC TV from digital creations.

2988
02:15:38,920 --> 02:15:42,920
And that's really about it. It's primarily a software-based system.

2989
02:15:42,920 --> 02:15:45,920
So there's no expensive hardware add-ons that are required.

2990
02:15:45,920 --> 02:15:48,920
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Jonel Patterson.

2991
02:15:48,920 --> 02:16:06,520
We have all our guest experts gathered here in the studio right now to show us some neat Macintosh products, including again...

2992
02:16:06,520 --> 02:16:16,120
Mac McGax, thank you very much there. Just a quick rewind from McGax says, "Check the size of Rick Salmon's giant hands."

2993
02:16:16,120 --> 02:16:19,720
I don't think it's a good look that I don't think it was something I actually noticed at the time, but he has got big hands.

2994
02:16:19,720 --> 02:16:21,720
And flips and tumbles and transi-

2995
02:16:21,720 --> 02:16:27,720
It's a crazy bit of business actually. Look at the flip and trippin' tumbles and wipes and set scenarios.

2996
02:16:27,720 --> 02:16:29,720
We can add music.

2997
02:16:29,720 --> 02:16:30,320
Music.

2998
02:16:30,320 --> 02:16:30,320
Yeah.

2999
02:16:30,320 --> 02:16:30,820
Yeah.

3000
02:16:37,120 --> 02:16:37,720
Big enough.

3001
02:16:39,320 --> 02:16:41,120
Relays and control how those work together.

3002
02:16:41,120 --> 02:16:44,120
Um, put them all together into a real dynamic.

3003
02:16:44,120 --> 02:16:44,620
Zars.

3004
02:16:44,620 --> 02:16:45,120
It.

3005
02:16:45,120 --> 02:16:45,620
It's a.

3006
02:16:45,620 --> 02:16:46,420
Gammler of Windows.

3007
02:16:46,420 --> 02:16:47,120
Experts gather.

3008
02:16:47,120 --> 02:16:47,820
Schindler is back.

3009
02:16:47,820 --> 02:16:52,720
Here in the studio right now to show us some neat Macintosh products, including again Paul Schindler of Windows Magazine,

3010
02:16:52,720 --> 02:16:57,720
Tim Baharan of Creative Strategies, and Gina Smith of Electronic Entertainment Magazine.

3011
02:16:57,720 --> 02:17:00,720
*Bell rings*

3012
02:17:00,720 --> 02:17:02,520
Paul, let's start with you and what do you have for the Mac?

3013
02:17:02,520 --> 02:17:07,320
Uh, a bunch of Mac stuff. Wanted to just mention Richard Dalton of KeepTrack gave me a hand picking this software out.

3014
02:17:07,320 --> 02:17:11,320
And the first one I have is the new Grolier Multimedia Encyclopedia from-

3015
02:17:11,320 --> 02:17:13,320
Ah, look at that!

3016
02:17:13,320 --> 02:17:18,720
Multimedia Encyclopedia-er. He adds an R onto the edge of Encyclopedia. It sounds funny.

3017
02:17:18,720 --> 02:17:24,080
software out and the first one i have is the new growlier multimedia encyclopedia from impedi

3018
02:17:24,080 --> 02:17:30,400
encyclopedia from growlier electric electronic publishing multimedia encyclopedia from impedi

3019
02:17:30,400 --> 02:17:38,800
encyclopedia from grow mp dear is the new growlier multimedia encyclopedia from impedi encyclopedia

3020
02:17:38,800 --> 02:17:46,400
from growlier electronic publishing in stanford connecticut it's 400 dollars and the 1994 edition

3021
02:17:46,400 --> 02:17:53,600
adds animated maps the first to secede on december 20th the first to secede on december 20th was south

3022
02:17:53,600 --> 02:18:01,200
carolina 1860 mississippi florida it's a combination of sound and color in maps to demonstrate historical

3023
02:18:01,200 --> 02:18:06,480
movements this is the civil war they have another one that shows the westward expansion in the united

3024
02:18:06,480 --> 02:18:12,640
states signed articles bibliographies it's the finest cd-rom encyclopedia and i don't see any reason that

3025
02:18:12,640 --> 02:18:16,400
anybody should use a paper encyclopedia anymore all right load your next toy and i'm going to show

3026
02:18:16,400 --> 02:18:20,960
something right now this is a program called color it from a company called micro frontier it's image

3027
02:18:20,960 --> 02:18:25,120
editing and a paint program for the macintosh it doesn't come in a very fancy box and for a good

3028
02:18:25,120 --> 02:18:31,120
reason it is free basically it sells for 150 bucks normally they are giving away one million copies of

3029
02:18:31,120 --> 02:18:34,960
these during the rest of this year so if you get in touch with micro frontier and you're one of the first

3030
02:18:34,960 --> 02:18:38,960
million for about eight and a half dollars shipping and handling you can get painted a great color painting

3031
02:18:38,960 --> 02:18:44,880
program for the mac what do you have next i have crystal crazy 50 from cassidy and green in salinas

3032
02:18:44,880 --> 02:18:50,560
california the worthy successor to crystal quest uh it has many of the same elements it has little

3033
02:18:50,560 --> 02:18:56,080
ship it has crystals you can gather it has the cool sound effects that was me dying and what i want to do

3034
02:18:56,080 --> 02:19:02,240
is get up here and show you the second level because instead of just gathering uh crystals at the second

3035
02:19:02,240 --> 02:19:08,800
level bar the second level because i really want to show you the second level instead of just gathering

3036
02:19:08,800 --> 02:19:16,240
uh crystals at the second level you uh smash objects into the wall sounds like fun it's a it's a terrific

3037
02:19:16,240 --> 02:19:24,160
game it's literally just says smash the objects against the wall maximum time for bonus 15 seconds always

3038
02:19:24,160 --> 02:19:29,600
been a terrific game it's good in color and uh i just uh can't recommend this highly enough yeah get

3039
02:19:29,600 --> 02:19:34,720
it get all those hostilities out yeah i still have that statue down there and if they don't hit the

3040
02:19:34,720 --> 02:19:40,720
wall hard enough they don't break bit of vapor wave there look so that's crystal all right crystal crazy

3041
02:19:40,720 --> 02:19:46,000
crystal crazy yeah what do you got next you're gonna uh yeah right come on so that's crystal all right

3042
02:19:46,000 --> 02:19:50,640
crystal crazy crystal crazy yeah what do you got next you're gonna uh i will play with something while you show

3043
02:19:50,640 --> 02:19:56,320
that crystal crazy she was like let's get this segment over with now crystal crazy yeah what do

3044
02:19:56,320 --> 02:19:59,920
you got next you're gonna uh i will play with something while you show that while i show this

3045
02:19:59,920 --> 02:20:06,960
this is 500 it's the sticker from the roland digital group in irvine california look stew's playing

3046
02:20:06,960 --> 02:20:12,800
the computer and he's not making eye contact with schindler in order to communicate i'm not going to look

3047
02:20:12,800 --> 02:20:18,560
you in the eye schindler because you're taking too much time get on with the presentation schindler is

3048
02:20:18,560 --> 02:20:25,520
is is is kerfuffled at the moment and he looks over to stew stew stew's not even looking at him and uh

3049
02:20:25,520 --> 02:20:31,520
schindler doesn't know where to look it's 500 it's look at schindler here look he's looking at stew there

3050
02:20:32,960 --> 02:20:38,080
stew's not looking at him ever talked to someone who's not looking at he's so ignorant

3051
02:20:38,880 --> 02:20:46,000
but schindler knows that he needs to hurry up now so it's a great bit of uh great bit of communication

3052
02:20:46,000 --> 02:20:51,680
skill work from stew there to make him crystal crazy yeah what do you got next you're gonna uh i will

3053
02:20:51,680 --> 02:20:56,160
play with something while you show that while i show this this is 500 it's the sticker from the

3054
02:20:56,160 --> 02:21:02,400
roland digital group in urban california you see this now what's a sticker unbelievable is what a stick

3055
02:21:02,400 --> 02:21:08,960
is it makes vinyl signs now i'm confidently told it would cost you 20 to have this vinyl sign done you you

3056
02:21:08,960 --> 02:21:22,400
you put in raw vinyl into this device you hook it to your macintosh you you use some software and you can

3057
02:21:22,400 --> 02:21:27,200
do custom in any typeface you want i did the computer chronicles with a little more experience the letters

3058
02:21:27,200 --> 02:21:32,160
would have come out straight all right one more thing uh this is the disney screensaver 50 from berkeley

3059
02:21:32,160 --> 02:21:37,200
is cute this would have come out straight all right one more thing uh this is the disney screensaver

3060
02:21:37,200 --> 02:21:41,440
fifty dollars from berkeley systems you know they say everything has been done in screensavers this is

3061
02:21:41,440 --> 02:21:48,000
incredible they licensed the disney characters they grab the bitmaps from actual disney animation and uh

3062
02:21:48,000 --> 02:21:53,680
it's uh hours of your files goofy just grabs your folders and shoves them off your screen funniest

3063
02:21:53,680 --> 02:21:58,640
thing i've ever seen it's really cute funniest thing i've ever seen it's really cute it's not that funny

3064
02:21:58,640 --> 02:22:04,400
at all thank you very much there for the tip uh schindler's face i hope you're doing well goofy just

3065
02:22:04,400 --> 02:22:08,720
grabs your folders and shoves them off your screen funniest thing i've ever it's really cute all right

3066
02:22:08,720 --> 02:22:12,240
paul thank you very much i want to go over here and join tim and tim what do you have up on the mac hi

3067
02:22:12,240 --> 02:22:17,120
steward look at the way paul is just he still stays there look just fucking

3068
02:22:17,840 --> 02:22:21,760
he's going i could have done that better it should have been a lot better than that this is a new

3069
02:22:21,760 --> 02:22:27,040
product from microsoft called creative writer and it's really a word processor for kids but you wouldn't

3070
02:22:27,040 --> 02:22:32,720
know it what you do is you see they've got an idea i think i can quite clearly see it's for kids my friend

3071
02:22:32,720 --> 02:22:39,600
look at the fucking state of it really a word processor for kids but you wouldn't know it what you do is

3072
02:22:39,600 --> 02:22:44,720
you see they've got an idea workshop project workshop writing studio and library we're going to go up here to

3073
02:22:44,720 --> 02:22:52,480
the idea workshop and it brings us to uh kind of looks like a slot machine in reality but it's actually

3074
02:22:52,480 --> 02:23:00,480
a little device that we can use to give us story ideas so it's going to bring up a bigger version of

3075
02:23:00,480 --> 02:23:06,400
it and we pull the fish down and it gives us a couple of things right until we get maybe the the

3076
02:23:06,400 --> 02:23:12,080
terminology we want to get the creative juices flowing so this is the squirrel sprinted underneath

3077
02:23:12,080 --> 02:23:19,200
the deserted island may sound crazy but we'll go over to a uh a sheet now where we can actually start

3078
02:23:19,200 --> 02:23:24,960
playing with the sentence and the sentence comes up and you already see this squirrel and everything so now we can

3079
02:23:24,960 --> 02:23:32,640
start playing with it we can actually take that and add color to it and uh perhaps we could even make it

3080
02:23:32,640 --> 02:23:44,720
bigger by hitting this wow this really took off really took off oh click art item of some type we're going to go ahead and add a giraffe

3081
02:23:44,720 --> 02:23:51,520
and put him in here and now you can see we've got this uh kind of a crazy little story idea coming

3082
02:23:51,520 --> 02:23:57,360
around but it's a great little product it's really cute absolutely i think that parents will love to have this for kids to get them in their

3083
02:23:57,360 --> 02:24:05,440
it's really cute little product absolutely and i think that uh parents will love to have this for kids to get them in their creative juices flowing and learning about writing

3084
02:24:05,440 --> 02:24:27,120
creative writer right all right while you load up your next thing let me show one thing you're very similar to what you were talking about kids studio another creative program a little more graphically oriented less text oriented from company called cyber puppy software it's really neat for kids as you can see lots of pictures lots of things for kids to play with and become creative uh similar to creative writer what else you have tim this new students talking but your man's playing you can hear like splat sounds

3085
02:24:27,120 --> 02:24:57,100
from company called cyber puppy software it's really neat for kids as you can see lots of pictures lots of things for kids to play with and become creative uh similar to creative writer what else you have tim this new product is uh is the newest version of sim city and sim city has been something that's been really exciting you can build your own cities and try to figure it out but they got a new version called sim city 2000 right and we're loading up right now a new version of uh one of the demo settings lovely bit of meat

3086
02:24:57,100 --> 02:25:27,080
city bass and we're loading up right now a new version of uh one of the demo settings this happens to be called bob city and uh we're gonna zoom in here real quick and take a good look at the bigger picture and the idea behind this of course is to try to get as much of a city uh built that is either making money or at least uh doing well on its own and so first thing i might want to do is here's a building that uh

3087
02:25:27,080 --> 02:25:41,080
actually is actually is uninhabited and if it's uninhabited it's it's costing me money so i'm gonna blow it up something i've always wanted to do but then we can go on the other side and actually start building some new futuristic things for example

3088
02:25:41,080 --> 02:25:51,080
uh in sim city 2000 we've got these beautiful new building ideas that are much more futuristic and we're gonna happen to choose this what they call the forest arco

3089
02:25:51,080 --> 02:25:53,660
take it over here and build it up.

3090
02:25:54,180 --> 02:25:56,060
And as you can see, now we have a whole new version

3091
02:25:56,060 --> 02:25:58,620
of a much more futuristic world.

3092
02:25:58,940 --> 02:26:02,680
SimCity 2000 is going to be available by the Christmas time.

3093
02:26:02,800 --> 02:26:03,800
I don't know what it's going to be sold for,

3094
02:26:03,860 --> 02:26:04,640
but it's going to be a nice product.

3095
02:26:04,860 --> 02:26:05,680
Tim, thank you very much.

3096
02:26:05,720 --> 02:26:07,260
Let's go over here to join Gina Smith.

3097
02:26:07,360 --> 02:26:08,620
And Gina, what do you have on your Mac?

3098
02:26:08,720 --> 02:26:09,140
Hi, Stuart.

3099
02:26:09,220 --> 02:26:11,700
I have the most addicting thing you've ever seen in your life.

3100
02:26:11,820 --> 02:26:14,620
I was impressed there with SimCity 2000.

3101
02:26:14,820 --> 02:26:15,580
I don't know about cheap,

3102
02:26:15,580 --> 02:26:19,240
but it actually looks not too far away from games

3103
02:26:19,240 --> 02:26:20,460
that you might even see nowadays.

3104
02:26:20,620 --> 02:26:23,380
Obviously, there's a lot more depth to them.

3105
02:26:23,700 --> 02:26:25,580
And you see those cities, skylines and all that,

3106
02:26:25,600 --> 02:26:29,080
but you can see it laid the groundwork for what's here now.

3107
02:26:29,360 --> 02:26:32,360
Obviously, I mean, that's how things happen.

3108
02:26:32,500 --> 02:26:34,560
Something happens and then something better happens.

3109
02:26:34,740 --> 02:26:38,300
But compared to some of the shite that they do fucking play on this,

3110
02:26:38,500 --> 02:26:40,220
like that actually doesn't look that bad.

3111
02:26:40,300 --> 02:26:42,120
Thank you very much, Skedaddle, for the tip.

3112
02:26:42,280 --> 02:26:42,560
Show me.

3113
02:26:42,760 --> 02:26:43,880
This is a multimedia time.

3114
02:26:43,880 --> 02:26:44,680
Show me.

3115
02:26:44,860 --> 02:26:50,120
I think that tone indicates Stu is enamored with this lady here.

3116
02:26:50,160 --> 02:26:51,500
Tim, thank you very much.

3117
02:26:51,500 --> 02:26:53,100
Let's go over here to join Gina Smith.

3118
02:26:53,100 --> 02:26:54,460
And Gina, what do you have on your Mac?

3119
02:26:54,540 --> 02:26:54,980
Hi, Stuart.

3120
02:26:54,980 --> 02:26:57,540
I have the most addicting thing you've ever seen in your life,

3121
02:26:57,580 --> 02:26:58,400
and it's not even a game.

3122
02:26:58,480 --> 02:26:58,980
All right, show me.

3123
02:27:00,040 --> 02:27:00,680
Show me.

3124
02:27:00,940 --> 02:27:02,460
It's really nice.

3125
02:27:02,820 --> 02:27:03,900
This is a multimedia title.

3126
02:27:04,040 --> 02:27:06,600
It's for PCs and Macs with CD-ROM drives.

3127
02:27:06,800 --> 02:27:08,200
It's called Rock, Rap, and Roll.

3128
02:27:08,360 --> 02:27:10,760
What this does is actually lets you mix your own music.

3129
02:27:10,880 --> 02:27:14,560
It has hundreds of prerecorded tracks in blues, rock, reggae, African,

3130
02:27:15,000 --> 02:27:16,840
almost any kind of musical genre you can think of.

3131
02:27:16,920 --> 02:27:17,760
This is the blues screen.

3132
02:27:17,940 --> 02:27:18,180
All right, show me.

3133
02:27:18,580 --> 02:27:22,460
If you look, along this line here are the tracks that we have to choose from.

3134
02:27:22,640 --> 02:27:27,520
Stu is not rushing this situation, and he's not going,

3135
02:27:27,880 --> 02:27:30,300
all right, right, okay, what else?

3136
02:27:30,840 --> 02:27:32,500
It's just, show me.

3137
02:27:32,940 --> 02:27:33,160
All right.

3138
02:27:33,200 --> 02:27:34,100
So you can hear some from here.

3139
02:27:34,460 --> 02:27:36,280
There's like four to eight bars like that.

3140
02:27:36,460 --> 02:27:39,240
We drag these in order to our song-alizer.

3141
02:27:39,820 --> 02:27:41,380
It doesn't have to be in any particular order.

3142
02:27:41,680 --> 02:27:42,800
I'll do a one, three.

3143
02:27:43,440 --> 02:27:46,260
So you're really composing your song by dragging these little riffs

3144
02:27:46,260 --> 02:27:47,120
and putting them in sequence?

3145
02:27:47,360 --> 02:27:47,700
Sure.

3146
02:27:47,800 --> 02:27:49,560
You want like a turnaround right toward the end.

3147
02:27:49,780 --> 02:27:50,760
Song-alizer.

3148
02:27:50,760 --> 02:27:52,560
It's called a song-alizer.

3149
02:27:52,560 --> 02:27:54,240
Okay, so this is your song in order.

3150
02:27:54,360 --> 02:27:56,560
Then you can adjust what your lead instrument is.

3151
02:27:57,040 --> 02:27:57,540
So hang on.

3152
02:27:57,600 --> 02:27:59,040
One, three, four, seven, eight.

3153
02:27:59,200 --> 02:28:02,320
So there's a shuffle on, then there's stop time,

3154
02:28:02,900 --> 02:28:05,420
then there's don't stop, then there's turn around,

3155
02:28:05,880 --> 02:28:07,000
and then there's take it home.

3156
02:28:07,120 --> 02:28:08,660
And so as you see here, it says a harp.

3157
02:28:08,780 --> 02:28:09,060
Okay.

3158
02:28:09,580 --> 02:28:10,200
That's it.

3159
02:28:10,520 --> 02:28:13,360
Maybe we don't want two harps, so we'll change that to say,

3160
02:28:13,720 --> 02:28:14,200
how about a sax?

3161
02:28:14,220 --> 02:28:15,220
Okay, sax too.

3162
02:28:15,860 --> 02:28:16,260
Better?

3163
02:28:16,440 --> 02:28:17,480
I like the sound of that.

3164
02:28:17,480 --> 02:28:17,820
All right.

3165
02:28:17,900 --> 02:28:19,740
All right, and here's another harp.

3166
02:28:20,140 --> 02:28:21,480
Maybe we'll leave that one as it is.

3167
02:28:21,620 --> 02:28:21,720
Okay.

3168
02:28:22,080 --> 02:28:23,340
Here are our vocalists.

3169
02:28:23,500 --> 02:28:24,380
Bitch so long.

3170
02:28:24,400 --> 02:28:25,380
Our female vocalists.

3171
02:28:26,000 --> 02:28:28,100
Sound like bitch so long.

3172
02:28:28,300 --> 02:28:30,240
But it said been so long, I think.

3173
02:28:30,840 --> 02:28:31,760
I'll leave that one as it is.

3174
02:28:31,820 --> 02:28:32,020
Okay.

3175
02:28:32,380 --> 02:28:33,620
Here are our vocalists.

3176
02:28:33,800 --> 02:28:34,700
Bitch so long.

3177
02:28:34,820 --> 02:28:35,700
Our female vocalists.

3178
02:28:36,320 --> 02:28:38,500
Bitch, bitch so long.

3179
02:28:38,880 --> 02:28:40,380
Our male vocalists.

3180
02:28:40,380 --> 02:28:42,040
Bitch, bitch, I have the blues.

3181
02:28:42,120 --> 02:28:42,460
Down.

3182
02:28:42,460 --> 02:28:43,160
Ha, ha, ha.

3183
02:28:43,760 --> 02:28:46,800
Oh, every day I have the blues.

3184
02:28:46,800 --> 02:28:48,120
Here's the female vocalists.

3185
02:28:48,300 --> 02:28:49,200
Oh, yeah.

3186
02:28:49,360 --> 02:28:49,580
Okay.

3187
02:28:49,900 --> 02:28:51,120
Here are our vocalists.

3188
02:28:51,320 --> 02:28:52,220
Bitch so long.

3189
02:28:52,340 --> 02:28:52,640
Our female.

3190
02:28:53,140 --> 02:28:54,420
Bitch so long.

3191
02:28:55,020 --> 02:28:55,880
Sorry about that.

3192
02:28:56,220 --> 02:28:58,040
Hope the fucking neighbors don't get annoyed.

3193
02:28:58,040 --> 02:28:58,260
We'll leave that.

3194
02:28:58,260 --> 02:28:58,480
Our male vocalist.

3195
02:28:58,480 --> 02:29:00,220
Our male vocalist.

3196
02:29:00,220 --> 02:29:01,800
Oh, every day I have the blues.

3197
02:29:01,800 --> 02:29:04,180
Down here is the key map.

3198
02:29:04,320 --> 02:29:06,800
And if you look here, you can see what the various keys here.

3199
02:29:07,000 --> 02:29:07,340
So if you look.

3200
02:29:07,340 --> 02:29:08,720
So you can actually play along with your keyboard.

3201
02:29:08,800 --> 02:29:09,140
You can do it.

3202
02:29:09,220 --> 02:29:10,800
X is guitar, as you see from the screen.

3203
02:29:10,960 --> 02:29:11,280
Uh-huh.

3204
02:29:11,760 --> 02:29:12,260
C.

3205
02:29:12,260 --> 02:29:13,040
Ha, ha, ha.

3206
02:29:13,140 --> 02:29:13,640
D.

3207
02:29:14,360 --> 02:29:14,580
D.

3208
02:29:15,880 --> 02:29:16,140
Okay.

3209
02:29:16,520 --> 02:29:18,220
So now we can start our song.

3210
02:29:18,340 --> 02:29:22,860
Oh, we want to adjust this too, because the screen is a little grating up.

3211
02:29:22,860 --> 02:29:25,360
It's just fucking someone getting hit with an axe.

3212
02:29:26,080 --> 02:29:27,700
It's your man from early on with a pickaxe.

3213
02:29:27,820 --> 02:29:28,080
On me.

3214
02:29:28,120 --> 02:29:28,360
Okay.

3215
02:29:28,540 --> 02:29:29,360
So we'll change that.

3216
02:29:29,440 --> 02:29:30,240
How about to a whoa?

3217
02:29:30,360 --> 02:29:30,820
Okay, sure.

3218
02:29:32,120 --> 02:29:33,080
Okay, sure.

3219
02:29:34,660 --> 02:29:35,820
Much better.

3220
02:29:36,340 --> 02:29:37,300
So we start our song.

3221
02:29:37,300 --> 02:29:37,460
Whoa!

3222
02:29:39,380 --> 02:29:40,180
Couple sax here.

3223
02:29:44,820 --> 02:29:45,180
Biz?

3224
02:29:45,180 --> 02:29:47,200
Biz don't know this.

3225
02:29:47,200 --> 02:29:47,620
This is it.

3226
02:29:47,760 --> 02:29:48,440
We're playing everything.

3227
02:29:48,580 --> 02:29:49,600
We're playing the voices here.

3228
02:29:50,400 --> 02:29:52,380
Every day I have blues.

3229
02:29:54,340 --> 02:29:55,040
Too much.

3230
02:29:55,500 --> 02:29:56,340
It's pretty neat.

3231
02:29:58,280 --> 02:29:58,880
All right.

3232
02:29:59,020 --> 02:30:00,240
And that's about it.

3233
02:30:00,280 --> 02:30:01,480
I want to show you one thing, Gina.

3234
02:30:01,560 --> 02:30:02,540
If we can get out of this a second.

3235
02:30:02,700 --> 02:30:02,760
Sure.

3236
02:30:03,540 --> 02:30:04,680
What's Stu going to do?

3237
02:30:04,780 --> 02:30:05,940
Just get a quip for me.

3238
02:30:06,400 --> 02:30:07,320
He's grabbing the mouse.

3239
02:30:07,400 --> 02:30:08,120
He's going to do something.

3240
02:30:08,200 --> 02:30:09,020
He's going to show off.

3241
02:30:09,400 --> 02:30:10,940
Sounds like Stu's going to show off.

3242
02:30:11,040 --> 02:30:11,600
I want to show you something.

3243
02:30:11,680 --> 02:30:13,680
A little moral question involved in this, perhaps.

3244
02:30:14,580 --> 02:30:14,920
See you.

3245
02:30:15,060 --> 02:30:15,240
Okay.

3246
02:30:15,460 --> 02:30:15,780
Jesus.

3247
02:30:16,080 --> 02:30:17,100
It's getting dark, isn't it?

3248
02:30:17,440 --> 02:30:19,200
He's getting out the program.

3249
02:30:20,260 --> 02:30:21,860
He's exiting the fucking program.

3250
02:30:22,020 --> 02:30:23,460
A little moral question going on.

3251
02:30:23,500 --> 02:30:24,260
This is something new.

3252
02:30:26,820 --> 02:30:29,180
A little moral question involved in this, perhaps.

3253
02:30:29,860 --> 02:30:30,420
See you.

3254
02:30:30,560 --> 02:30:30,760
Okay.

3255
02:30:31,120 --> 02:30:32,140
This is something new.

3256
02:30:32,220 --> 02:30:32,620
It's over here.

3257
02:30:32,700 --> 02:30:33,900
It's called The Game Cheater.

3258
02:30:34,180 --> 02:30:34,580
Okay.

3259
02:30:35,140 --> 02:30:36,760
And it's a little guy named Axis.

3260
02:30:36,840 --> 02:30:39,140
And it actually lets you cheat on most of the computer games.

3261
02:30:39,340 --> 02:30:40,840
Now, you know, this is maybe not a right thing.

3262
02:30:40,840 --> 02:30:42,240
A moral question.

3263
02:30:42,380 --> 02:30:43,460
It's a lot of fun.

3264
02:30:43,520 --> 02:30:44,760
You get frustrated playing these games.

3265
02:30:44,800 --> 02:30:45,740
And you cannot get anywhere.

3266
02:30:45,980 --> 02:30:47,700
These are all the games you can cheat on.

3267
02:30:47,860 --> 02:30:52,220
This is nothing to do with what she's showing him.

3268
02:30:52,260 --> 02:30:53,660
She's showing him the music thing.

3269
02:30:54,300 --> 02:30:58,360
And Stu's just bringing up a fucking cheat program for video games.

3270
02:31:00,360 --> 02:31:01,360
It's so lonely.

3271
02:31:01,740 --> 02:31:06,140
With Game Cheater, we see 4D Boxing, A-Train, Beyond Dark Castle, Crystal Crazy.

3272
02:31:06,320 --> 02:31:07,160
Paul was playing that before.

3273
02:31:08,080 --> 02:31:09,980
Crystal Crazy is cyber blessed.

3274
02:31:10,320 --> 02:31:11,540
Thank you very much, Paul Meshko.

3275
02:31:11,540 --> 02:31:14,040
Before, we could have gotten him an extra ship or a smart bomb.

3276
02:31:14,520 --> 02:31:15,820
A whole bunch of other games here.

3277
02:31:15,880 --> 02:31:16,920
You want to cheat on Lemmings.

3278
02:31:17,200 --> 02:31:20,000
We know that Lemmings was Stuart's favorite video game.

3279
02:31:20,040 --> 02:31:24,080
Well, you wouldn't know if you're as much as a stew head, stew pot as me.

3280
02:31:24,720 --> 02:31:27,660
And you can get all kinds of extra climbers and floaters and bombers, etc.

3281
02:31:27,820 --> 02:31:29,120
Really neat Game Cheater.

3282
02:31:29,500 --> 02:31:31,680
You can do better at Prince of Persia and all those other things.

3283
02:31:31,860 --> 02:31:33,280
There's a couple other things you wanted to show real quick.

3284
02:31:33,340 --> 02:31:34,060
A couple other things.

3285
02:31:34,100 --> 02:31:35,840
It has nothing to do with what you're showing.

3286
02:31:35,860 --> 02:31:36,420
Really quick.

3287
02:31:36,520 --> 02:31:40,620
What I have here is the fourth in the Living Books series from Broderbund.

3288
02:31:40,780 --> 02:31:42,420
This is called The Tortoise and the Harrods.

3289
02:31:42,420 --> 02:31:44,340
An interactive Aesop's fable.

3290
02:31:44,500 --> 02:31:45,000
It's fantastic.

3291
02:31:45,260 --> 02:31:46,340
It also comes with a story.

3292
02:31:46,800 --> 02:31:47,840
Aesop's after you.

3293
02:31:47,940 --> 02:31:49,160
It's called The Tortoise and the Harrods.

3294
02:31:49,160 --> 02:31:50,500
An interactive Aesop.

3295
02:31:50,640 --> 02:31:53,420
Looks like fucking Aeslop, to be honest.

3296
02:31:54,260 --> 02:31:55,580
The program looks shite.

3297
02:31:56,340 --> 02:31:58,220
Never judge a book by its cover.

3298
02:31:58,480 --> 02:32:01,000
But in this case, it looks shite.

3299
02:32:02,140 --> 02:32:03,960
Thanks very much, Cyberglass.

3300
02:32:03,960 --> 02:32:04,520
It's Chaffee.

3301
02:32:05,180 --> 02:32:09,380
And if you've always wanted to play Captain Kirk and pilot the Enterprise, you can.

3302
02:32:09,480 --> 02:32:11,980
This is Star Trek 25th anniversary.

3303
02:32:12,260 --> 02:32:12,780
It's from Mac.

3304
02:32:13,160 --> 02:32:14,680
Look at him there on the side.

3305
02:32:15,440 --> 02:32:17,460
And then you've got Spock and the boys.

3306
02:32:18,500 --> 02:32:19,200
Captain Kirk.

3307
02:32:20,420 --> 02:32:23,800
It's like a flight simulator, only instead of an airplane, you fly the Enterprise.

3308
02:32:24,120 --> 02:32:25,240
All right, Gina, thank you very much.

3309
02:32:25,320 --> 02:32:28,140
Coming up next, a whole host of neat goodies for DOS and Windows.

3310
02:32:28,400 --> 02:32:29,380
So don't go away.

3311
02:32:29,820 --> 02:32:32,000
Neat, neat goodies, DOS and Windows.

3312
02:32:32,000 --> 02:32:34,000
Yeah!

3313
02:32:42,320 --> 02:32:44,880
And we have our fearless threesome back here in the studio.

3314
02:32:44,980 --> 02:32:47,520
This time to look at neat toys for the DOS and Windows world.

3315
02:32:47,840 --> 02:32:49,260
And we're going to start off with Paul Schindler.

3316
02:32:49,340 --> 02:32:49,860
And what do you have, Paul?

3317
02:32:50,400 --> 02:32:51,060
He's back again.

3318
02:32:51,140 --> 02:32:52,460
We're just doing the exact same.

3319
02:32:52,600 --> 02:32:54,120
And there was a lovely fuck-up look.

3320
02:32:54,560 --> 02:32:55,020
Look at this.

3321
02:32:55,080 --> 02:32:56,880
This guy, he didn't realize he was on.

3322
02:32:57,480 --> 02:32:58,620
And it was a real fuck-up.

3323
02:32:58,680 --> 02:32:59,240
He looked back.

3324
02:32:59,640 --> 02:33:00,520
Spiked the camera.

3325
02:33:00,680 --> 02:33:01,580
Not meant to do that.

3326
02:33:07,920 --> 02:33:19,200
Tonight at nine.

3327
02:33:20,240 --> 02:33:22,820
The man who looked back accidentally.

3328
02:33:24,820 --> 02:33:26,700
Tonight at nine on dispatches.

3329
02:33:27,360 --> 02:33:30,020
The man who accidentally looked back when he shouldn't have.

3330
02:33:34,240 --> 02:33:41,160
Here in the studio, this time to look at neat toys for the DOS and Windows world.

3331
02:33:41,500 --> 02:33:42,140
Neat toys.

3332
02:33:42,420 --> 02:33:42,880
And we'll start off with Paul Schindler.

3333
02:33:42,940 --> 02:33:43,480
And what do you have, Paul?

3334
02:33:43,880 --> 02:33:45,960
Well, first thing I've got is Twain's World.

3335
02:33:46,100 --> 02:33:47,720
It's $40 from the Bureau of Electronic Publishing.

3336
02:33:47,940 --> 02:33:48,740
Twain's World.

3337
02:33:49,180 --> 02:33:50,200
Party time.

3338
02:33:50,560 --> 02:33:51,000
Excellent.

3339
02:33:51,820 --> 02:33:52,760
Mark Twain.

3340
02:33:52,900 --> 02:33:58,040
And it's everything you ever wanted to know about Mark Twain, his life, and his writing.

3341
02:33:58,560 --> 02:34:01,920
It's a multimedia product, as all the Bureau of Electronic Publishing products are.

3342
02:34:02,220 --> 02:34:09,460
And for example, we have tinkly music and the only known video shot of Mark Twain by no less than Thomas Edison in 1909.

3343
02:34:09,680 --> 02:34:13,860
And what we have is really dim, gray video of Mark Twain.

3344
02:34:13,960 --> 02:34:17,720
But you can actually see what he looked like when he walked around.

3345
02:34:18,160 --> 02:34:24,020
It's also got full text of all his speeches and his difficult-to-find short stories.

3346
02:34:24,020 --> 02:34:27,280
Just over a hundred years ago, that was the new thing.

3347
02:34:27,680 --> 02:34:28,720
The moving image.

3348
02:34:29,560 --> 02:34:36,440
And in a hundred years time, we've gone from that to TVs and then the fucking internet.

3349
02:34:36,940 --> 02:34:41,520
And now just like people on TikTok just going, swipe, swipe, swipe.

3350
02:34:41,820 --> 02:34:42,080
Next.

3351
02:34:42,480 --> 02:34:42,880
Next.

3352
02:34:43,320 --> 02:34:43,720
Next.

3353
02:34:44,060 --> 02:34:44,540
Next.

3354
02:34:44,920 --> 02:34:45,360
Dopamine.

3355
02:34:45,620 --> 02:34:45,880
Next.

3356
02:34:46,140 --> 02:34:46,520
Dopamine.

3357
02:34:46,840 --> 02:34:47,100
Next.

3358
02:34:47,100 --> 02:34:47,460
Next.

3359
02:34:47,860 --> 02:34:51,660
And like, it's been an onslaught within a hundred years.

3360
02:34:52,320 --> 02:34:53,680
Within a hundred years.

3361
02:34:53,680 --> 02:35:00,720
This shit has come into our lives and we don't even realize or know what the fuck's going on.

3362
02:35:01,280 --> 02:35:02,860
It's fucking worth thinking about.

3363
02:35:03,180 --> 02:35:03,760
In a way.

3364
02:35:04,380 --> 02:35:07,660
But at the same time, you've got, you've had radio.

3365
02:35:07,960 --> 02:35:10,500
Then you've had the fucking moving image of film.

3366
02:35:10,720 --> 02:35:10,980
Cinema.

3367
02:35:11,440 --> 02:35:11,760
Silent.

3368
02:35:12,220 --> 02:35:12,920
Then audio.

3369
02:35:13,400 --> 02:35:13,960
Then color.

3370
02:35:14,400 --> 02:35:15,040
Then TV.

3371
02:35:15,480 --> 02:35:16,600
Then TV in every house.

3372
02:35:17,200 --> 02:35:17,500
Fucking.

3373
02:35:17,500 --> 02:35:18,560
Then computer screen.

3374
02:35:18,840 --> 02:35:20,000
Screen in every fucking room.

3375
02:35:20,320 --> 02:35:21,620
Screen in every pocket.

3376
02:35:22,860 --> 02:35:24,280
And the glasses.

3377
02:35:24,520 --> 02:35:25,120
They're coming out.

3378
02:35:25,400 --> 02:35:26,460
They haven't taken off yet.

3379
02:35:26,800 --> 02:35:27,060
Next.

3380
02:35:27,140 --> 02:35:28,660
It'll be a chip in the mind.

3381
02:35:29,240 --> 02:35:32,240
But this is happening all very fast, very quickly.

3382
02:35:32,240 --> 02:35:34,320
And we don't even know what the hell or where it's going.

3383
02:35:34,500 --> 02:35:34,840
Also.

3384
02:35:35,380 --> 02:35:38,720
The usage of the world's first ever atomic bomb.

3385
02:35:39,000 --> 02:35:41,200
Only happened within the last hundred years.

3386
02:35:41,260 --> 02:35:41,620
So it's.

3387
02:35:43,700 --> 02:35:44,820
Where is it going to go?

3388
02:35:45,040 --> 02:35:45,320
You know.

3389
02:35:46,040 --> 02:35:46,920
Thanks for the tip.

3390
02:35:47,460 --> 02:35:48,400
Very, very kind of you.

3391
02:35:48,460 --> 02:35:49,200
Thanks for the tip.

3392
02:35:49,200 --> 02:35:49,200
Thanks for the tip.

3393
02:35:50,300 --> 02:35:51,140
It's got video.

3394
02:35:51,280 --> 02:35:52,040
It's got narration.

3395
02:35:52,300 --> 02:35:55,580
And it's got pictures of all the characters in all of his novels.

3396
02:35:55,760 --> 02:35:56,120
So that's.

3397
02:35:56,120 --> 02:35:56,520
That is really great.

3398
02:35:56,580 --> 02:35:57,320
Twain's world.

3399
02:35:57,320 --> 02:35:58,300
That's really great.

3400
02:35:58,380 --> 02:35:58,520
By the way.

3401
02:35:58,620 --> 02:36:01,100
While you load up your next thing, I want to show something neat over here.

3402
02:36:01,140 --> 02:36:02,560
This is called Teddy's Big Day.

3403
02:36:02,640 --> 02:36:03,800
Is this packaging for software?

3404
02:36:04,320 --> 02:36:04,560
Okay.

3405
02:36:04,640 --> 02:36:06,020
A little warm, fuzzy teddy bear.

3406
02:36:06,140 --> 02:36:06,540
Look at this.

3407
02:36:06,620 --> 02:36:07,340
Software for kids.

3408
02:36:07,540 --> 02:36:08,800
Six months and older.

3409
02:36:09,140 --> 02:36:11,860
To run this program, you just have to keep on clicking on the mouse key.

3410
02:36:11,920 --> 02:36:12,400
Very easy.

3411
02:36:12,760 --> 02:36:13,320
Great for kids.

3412
02:36:13,380 --> 02:36:14,780
Their first experience with a computer.

3413
02:36:15,140 --> 02:36:16,020
Teddy's Big Day.

3414
02:36:16,060 --> 02:36:16,860
It's a wonderful thing.

3415
02:36:17,220 --> 02:36:17,620
What do you have?

3416
02:36:17,700 --> 02:36:20,920
Speaking of kids software from a great kidsware software company called David.

3417
02:36:20,920 --> 02:36:21,720
Very smooth.

3418
02:36:21,900 --> 02:36:23,160
Davidson's in Torrance, California.

3419
02:36:23,280 --> 02:36:29,000
This is $40 and it's called KidCAD, which is a 3D CAD program for kids.

3420
02:36:29,380 --> 02:36:31,540
Now we're going to switch over to the city view.

3421
02:36:31,700 --> 02:36:34,660
And on this vacant lot here in the middle, it's going to build a house.

3422
02:36:34,660 --> 02:36:35,320
The Bucky Baron.

3423
02:36:35,340 --> 02:36:36,980
Once it's done that, we can go to the design studio.

3424
02:36:36,980 --> 02:36:37,800
Thank you very much.

3425
02:36:37,820 --> 02:36:39,060
We can add 3D objects.

3426
02:36:39,460 --> 02:36:41,240
It helps to have a lot of computer power.

3427
02:36:41,620 --> 02:36:41,980
EC.

3428
02:36:42,220 --> 02:36:42,980
Thank you very much.

3429
02:36:43,060 --> 02:36:43,800
I'm being so lonely.

3430
02:36:43,800 --> 02:36:44,180
Thank you.

3431
02:36:44,180 --> 02:36:45,340
We're showing it on a 66.

3432
02:36:45,640 --> 02:36:47,400
And Cyber CompuServe.

3433
02:36:47,520 --> 02:36:48,460
Thank you very much.

3434
02:36:48,580 --> 02:36:49,400
Megahertz machine.

3435
02:36:49,780 --> 02:36:51,300
This drawing is kind of slow.

3436
02:36:51,580 --> 02:36:53,320
Watch our earliest computer memory.

3437
02:36:53,880 --> 02:36:58,060
It's probably the same as a lot of people playing Solitaire on the Windows, I think, 98.

3438
02:36:58,300 --> 02:36:59,100
Maybe even 95.

3439
02:36:59,800 --> 02:37:00,200
I don't know.

3440
02:37:00,280 --> 02:37:01,060
It could have been 98.

3441
02:37:01,300 --> 02:37:02,080
I'm thinking, wow.

3442
02:37:02,680 --> 02:37:06,140
This is a card game on a screen.

3443
02:37:07,120 --> 02:37:07,520
Whoa.

3444
02:37:08,500 --> 02:37:12,100
And there's a lad in school who bet the game.

3445
02:37:12,100 --> 02:37:13,580
I didn't think he could beat the game.

3446
02:37:13,900 --> 02:37:15,300
But it just turned out you could.

3447
02:37:15,460 --> 02:37:17,680
What an amazing story.

3448
02:37:21,280 --> 02:37:22,280
Glenn Boozy.

3449
02:37:22,400 --> 02:37:23,480
Thank you very, very much.

3450
02:37:23,620 --> 02:37:24,600
On a slower machine.

3451
02:37:24,960 --> 02:37:28,880
My 12-year-old Marlo and my 9-year-old Ray really love this.

3452
02:37:29,180 --> 02:37:30,560
You can add dinosaurs.

3453
02:37:31,140 --> 02:37:35,140
And very quickly, I'll just show you that if you want to erase that building, you grab the

3454
02:37:35,140 --> 02:37:37,200
squasher and these giant fists.

3455
02:37:38,020 --> 02:37:38,500
Don't.

3456
02:37:38,620 --> 02:37:39,120
Don't.

3457
02:37:39,120 --> 02:37:41,520
Come in and destroy the building.

3458
02:37:41,740 --> 02:37:42,200
That's really cool.

3459
02:37:42,200 --> 02:37:44,720
Now, actually, they did.

3460
02:37:44,860 --> 02:37:46,300
There was a microcomputer.

3461
02:37:46,560 --> 02:37:52,500
Before even the Windows ones in school, there was an old, one of the really old teachers.

3462
02:37:52,760 --> 02:37:54,480
He had a microcomputer.

3463
02:37:54,700 --> 02:37:57,840
And he was moving a fucking robot on the ground with it.

3464
02:37:57,900 --> 02:38:00,220
And he was like telling us to put in the command.

3465
02:38:00,580 --> 02:38:02,860
And that moved the robot on the ground.

3466
02:38:03,400 --> 02:38:04,160
Very primitive.

3467
02:38:05,180 --> 02:38:07,060
And that is my earliest memory.

3468
02:38:07,160 --> 02:38:10,320
And that would not have been a Microsoft operating system.

3469
02:38:10,660 --> 02:38:13,040
That would have been an Acorn computer.

3470
02:38:13,760 --> 02:38:14,540
I have one more.

3471
02:38:14,720 --> 02:38:16,440
Yeah, you show that and I'm going to take over here a minute.

3472
02:38:16,640 --> 02:38:19,500
Card Grabber is $400 from Pacific Crest Technologies.

3473
02:38:19,620 --> 02:38:20,840
Glen Boozy, thank you very much.

3474
02:38:20,880 --> 02:38:25,260
Can I get a shout out to a cool cat called Matt who smokes hash and is scared of spiders?

3475
02:38:25,620 --> 02:38:27,580
Yeah, you show that and I'm going to take over here a minute.

3476
02:38:27,600 --> 02:38:28,300
Yeah, you show that.

3477
02:38:28,440 --> 02:38:32,660
Card Grabber is $400 from Pacific Crest Technologies in Newport Beach, California.

3478
02:38:32,660 --> 02:38:48,940
Now, what this is, is it is a special purpose scanner that scans, you put a business card in here, it scans it, saves the optical image, and uses optical character recognition to pull the data out of the fields, turns them into ASCII, and allows you to put it into a database.

3479
02:38:49,240 --> 02:38:52,420
It connects to the parallel port on your portable computer.

3480
02:38:52,660 --> 02:38:54,420
PP, thank you very much.

3481
02:38:54,520 --> 02:38:57,140
Carrie Priest, GAA Banished Door.

3482
02:38:57,240 --> 02:38:57,440
Computer.

3483
02:38:57,780 --> 02:38:58,860
So it's light.

3484
02:38:59,000 --> 02:39:00,220
It's relatively inexpensive.

3485
02:39:00,220 --> 02:39:09,000
And if you're like me and you're compulsive about putting all of your business cards into your database, it's going to save you about 10 million keystrokes a year.

3486
02:39:09,100 --> 02:39:10,720
An important piece of kit here.

3487
02:39:10,860 --> 02:39:12,420
Twain's Wang, thank you very much.

3488
02:39:12,460 --> 02:39:14,360
An important piece of kit.

3489
02:39:14,880 --> 02:39:17,580
It's like a Rolodex, digital Rolodex.

3490
02:39:17,580 --> 02:39:18,780
I'm really excited about this product.

3491
02:39:19,140 --> 02:39:20,900
Card Grabber from Pacific Crest Technologies.

3492
02:39:20,900 --> 02:39:22,720
And real quick, I'm excited about this game.

3493
02:39:22,780 --> 02:39:24,060
This is called Morph Man.

3494
02:39:24,160 --> 02:39:26,560
It finally takes morphing and puts it into a game environment.

3495
02:39:26,640 --> 02:39:27,920
Watch this stuff for a second.

3496
02:39:28,080 --> 02:39:29,720
This is sort of an automatic demo here.

3497
02:39:30,020 --> 02:39:30,620
Morph Man.

3498
02:39:30,620 --> 02:39:33,260
What you do is you get into trouble if you're a person, so you turn yourself into a snake.

3499
02:39:33,340 --> 02:39:37,000
And if you get into trouble as a snake, you turn yourself into a tank or whatever it happens to be.

3500
02:39:37,020 --> 02:39:38,000
Jesus, Stu, slow down.

3501
02:39:38,180 --> 02:39:38,240
It's really cool.

3502
02:39:38,240 --> 02:39:40,420
Let's see one of the quick morphs that takes place right here.

3503
02:39:40,580 --> 02:39:42,140
Slow down, Stu, you machine.

3504
02:39:43,020 --> 02:39:43,460
Let's see.

3505
02:39:43,860 --> 02:39:47,140
Actually, these little windows don't do much now, but when you grab things, these little windows...

3506
02:39:47,140 --> 02:39:48,140
Fucked it up, man.

3507
02:39:48,200 --> 02:39:49,660
Should have gone past the windows bits.

3508
02:39:49,800 --> 02:39:50,920
...set up with the things you grab.

3509
02:39:51,460 --> 02:39:52,380
And show me a morph.

3510
02:39:52,480 --> 02:39:54,040
Come on, we're running out of time here, guys.

3511
02:39:54,120 --> 02:39:54,700
There he is.

3512
02:39:54,700 --> 02:39:55,740
And he becomes Morph Man.

3513
02:39:56,220 --> 02:39:58,260
And now he's going to morph into a jet plane because he wants to fly...

3514
02:39:58,260 --> 02:39:58,980
How bizarre.

3515
02:39:58,980 --> 02:40:00,120
Pretty cool.

3516
02:40:00,260 --> 02:40:03,540
How fucking bizarre and not cool, as Stu keeps on saying.

3517
02:40:03,780 --> 02:40:04,400
Pretty cool.

3518
02:40:04,480 --> 02:40:04,880
It's not.

3519
02:40:05,280 --> 02:40:07,880
That was just like a Ronald McDonald man.

3520
02:40:07,980 --> 02:40:08,640
Morph Man.

3521
02:40:08,980 --> 02:40:09,940
Look, Morph Man.

3522
02:40:10,160 --> 02:40:12,660
That's the sort of stuff you'd see in a nightmare.

3523
02:40:13,520 --> 02:40:15,060
That is a nightmare image.

3524
02:40:17,740 --> 02:40:21,560
Thank you very much there, John, Wayne, and Steph.

3525
02:40:22,460 --> 02:40:24,840
Thank you very, very, very, very much.

3526
02:40:27,440 --> 02:40:28,800
And now he's going to morph into a jet plane.

3527
02:40:28,940 --> 02:40:29,220
And watch.

3528
02:40:29,220 --> 02:40:30,320
He's going to morph into a jet plane.

3529
02:40:30,380 --> 02:40:30,740
But look.

3530
02:40:31,400 --> 02:40:32,380
It's not great.

3531
02:40:33,560 --> 02:40:34,220
Look at this.

3532
02:40:41,340 --> 02:40:41,740
Bye.

3533
02:40:42,140 --> 02:40:42,960
Actually, it was all right.

3534
02:40:43,360 --> 02:40:43,620
At the end.

3535
02:40:43,620 --> 02:40:44,360
Pretty cool, huh?

3536
02:40:44,540 --> 02:40:44,900
Absolutely.

3537
02:40:45,000 --> 02:40:46,160
I'm going to leave you and go.

3538
02:40:46,560 --> 02:40:46,920
Absolutely.

3539
02:40:47,460 --> 02:40:48,280
I'm going to leave you.

3540
02:40:48,560 --> 02:40:49,260
This is the same.

3541
02:40:49,900 --> 02:40:51,680
This is the rehashing here.

3542
02:40:52,180 --> 02:40:53,320
They've done the same lineup.

3543
02:40:53,460 --> 02:40:54,380
Over here to Tim Baharan.

3544
02:40:54,720 --> 02:40:55,980
They haven't got any new people.

3545
02:40:56,120 --> 02:40:56,800
Turn the sound down there, Paul.

3546
02:40:57,040 --> 02:40:57,740
Tim, what are you going to show us?

3547
02:40:57,760 --> 02:40:58,880
Turn the sound down, Paul.

3548
02:40:59,140 --> 02:41:07,820
This is another interesting new product from a company called Visioneer in Palo Alto.

3549
02:41:07,980 --> 02:41:10,460
It's a personal scanner called the PaperMax.

3550
02:41:10,760 --> 02:41:14,560
And you might have a piece of paper on your desk right next to you that you want to bring in.

3551
02:41:14,860 --> 02:41:18,340
And all of a sudden, have it now in a digital form on your desktop.

3552
02:41:18,340 --> 02:41:18,700
Very fast.

3553
02:41:18,700 --> 02:41:19,220
Very fast.

3554
02:41:19,600 --> 02:41:20,260
PaperMax.

3555
02:41:20,540 --> 02:41:20,660
Yeah.

3556
02:41:21,220 --> 02:41:21,620
PaperMax.

3557
02:41:21,720 --> 02:41:23,420
$500 just about to come out.

3558
02:41:23,900 --> 02:41:28,460
And what makes it interesting is that now I have this new scan device.

3559
02:41:28,460 --> 02:41:30,180
And I can take a really good look at it.

3560
02:41:30,500 --> 02:41:32,300
I can actually annotate it if I want.

3561
02:41:32,520 --> 02:41:33,060
Very clean.

3562
02:41:33,180 --> 02:41:34,320
Put colors on it or whatever.

3563
02:41:34,460 --> 02:41:35,060
Send it back.

3564
02:41:35,520 --> 02:41:41,520
But more importantly, I can now take this and stack it with other things, other pieces of paper,

3565
02:41:41,640 --> 02:41:44,180
as well as with maybe a spreadsheet or something I want to send.

3566
02:41:44,540 --> 02:41:46,100
Then I just drag it down to a printer.

3567
02:41:46,100 --> 02:41:47,220
And send the whole stack to the printer.

3568
02:41:47,220 --> 02:41:47,360
Right.

3569
02:41:47,420 --> 02:41:48,080
Or a fax.

3570
02:41:48,080 --> 02:41:48,240
Wow.

3571
02:41:48,360 --> 02:41:49,740
Fax it out and immediately it's gone.

3572
02:41:49,820 --> 02:41:50,720
It's a great little product.

3573
02:41:51,080 --> 02:41:52,460
$500 just about to come out.

3574
02:41:52,640 --> 02:41:53,860
Real quick, let me show you something.

3575
02:41:53,960 --> 02:41:55,080
This is news of the past.

3576
02:41:55,140 --> 02:41:56,580
A neat little software product out there.

3577
02:41:56,620 --> 02:41:57,780
You know you go into these gift card shops.

3578
02:41:57,780 --> 02:41:57,960
Sure.

3579
02:41:58,060 --> 02:41:58,720
For $7 or $8.

3580
02:41:58,720 --> 02:42:00,240
Look at the news of the past.

3581
02:42:00,340 --> 02:42:01,840
You fucking King Kong.

3582
02:42:02,280 --> 02:42:03,740
You've got Al Capone.

3583
02:42:04,140 --> 02:42:05,080
You've got Hollywood.

3584
02:42:05,740 --> 02:42:07,280
You've got a B-52 bomber.

3585
02:42:07,960 --> 02:42:10,260
You've got the Space Shuttle, the Apollo mission.

3586
02:42:10,800 --> 02:42:12,440
You've got Marilyn Monroe.

3587
02:42:12,440 --> 02:42:13,940
You've got Bat Lad.

3588
02:42:14,500 --> 02:42:17,180
There's bloody Gorbachev and Bush.

3589
02:42:17,180 --> 02:42:21,260
There's bloody someone smoking a fag.

3590
02:42:21,900 --> 02:42:23,820
There's Martin Luther King.

3591
02:42:24,460 --> 02:42:26,540
There's a fast sports car.

3592
02:42:26,960 --> 02:42:30,340
And you've got a beautiful old vintage car.

3593
02:42:30,340 --> 02:42:33,540
News of the past.

3594
02:42:33,540 --> 02:42:36,320
You have to spend money to get one of these little things.

3595
02:42:36,420 --> 02:42:37,960
You know, what happened on the day of your kid's birthday.

3596
02:42:38,220 --> 02:42:39,700
You can print all these things out.

3597
02:42:39,740 --> 02:42:41,240
It has the history for the last hundred years.

3598
02:42:41,620 --> 02:42:41,820
So...

3599
02:42:41,820 --> 02:42:43,020
Balloons!

3600
02:42:43,380 --> 02:42:46,760
That's a hard typeface presentation layout.

3601
02:42:47,420 --> 02:42:48,300
But, uh...

3602
02:42:48,300 --> 02:42:50,380
Find the day you want for somebody's birthday or anniversary.

3603
02:42:50,700 --> 02:42:52,680
Print out a little neat frame thing like that and you got it.

3604
02:42:52,840 --> 02:42:53,980
It's called News of the Past.

3605
02:42:54,040 --> 02:42:54,760
Really neat little toy.

3606
02:42:54,840 --> 02:42:55,140
That's neat.

3607
02:42:55,300 --> 02:42:55,620
What else?

3608
02:42:56,340 --> 02:42:57,100
That's neat.

3609
02:42:57,620 --> 02:42:59,740
S-N-E-A-T.

3610
02:43:00,360 --> 02:43:00,800
Sneat.

3611
02:43:01,220 --> 02:43:03,400
Thank you very much there for the tip, John Wayne.

3612
02:43:04,100 --> 02:43:05,800
This is another interesting little product.

3613
02:43:05,940 --> 02:43:06,660
It's from Airco.

3614
02:43:06,800 --> 02:43:07,480
News of the Past.

3615
02:43:07,560 --> 02:43:08,260
Really neat little toy.

3616
02:43:08,320 --> 02:43:08,660
That's neat.

3617
02:43:08,820 --> 02:43:09,160
What else?

3618
02:43:09,440 --> 02:43:10,880
This is another interesting little product.

3619
02:43:11,040 --> 02:43:13,800
It's from Air Communications Company in Sunnyvale.

3620
02:43:13,980 --> 02:43:14,600
And it's actually...

3621
02:43:14,600 --> 02:43:15,720
Dr. Bill Tarmi.

3622
02:43:15,960 --> 02:43:17,620
I don't know Stuart Chaffee.

3623
02:43:17,980 --> 02:43:20,380
But with everything he's done for technology in this country,

3624
02:43:20,380 --> 02:43:23,620
I put him up there with Eamon Cotton, Jack O'Shea, Jack Coyle,

3625
02:43:23,680 --> 02:43:25,100
and the pantheon of the greats.

3626
02:43:25,860 --> 02:43:28,140
I love the indignation on Tarmi.

3627
02:43:28,640 --> 02:43:30,180
We might actually look at...

3628
02:43:30,180 --> 02:43:31,140
Check in with Tarmi.

3629
02:43:31,620 --> 02:43:34,260
We might actually look at the fucking video of Tarmi again.

3630
02:43:36,240 --> 02:43:37,280
Definitely tomorrow.

3631
02:43:37,560 --> 02:43:38,440
Or the next stream.

3632
02:43:38,440 --> 02:43:39,200
I just...

3633
02:43:39,200 --> 02:43:39,880
I don't know if I...

3634
02:43:39,880 --> 02:43:42,620
I want to waste Tarmi tonight.

3635
02:43:43,160 --> 02:43:44,140
But it's deceiving.

3636
02:43:44,280 --> 02:43:44,980
Thanks for the tip.

3637
02:43:45,080 --> 02:43:47,720
Because it's actually got a regular...

3638
02:43:47,720 --> 02:43:49,160
RJ11 connection in here.

3639
02:43:49,240 --> 02:43:50,660
So it can be a regular modem.

3640
02:43:51,080 --> 02:43:53,600
Or it could actually be a full cellular modem.

3641
02:43:53,600 --> 02:43:55,680
So I can just take this particular little device...

3642
02:43:55,680 --> 02:43:58,080
With everything he's done for technology in this country,

3643
02:43:58,140 --> 02:44:01,280
I put him up there with Eamon Cotton, Jack O'Shea, Jack Coyle,

3644
02:44:01,320 --> 02:44:02,240
and the pantheon of the greats.

3645
02:44:03,560 --> 02:44:04,840
Mama Duck, thank you very much.

3646
02:44:05,180 --> 02:44:07,000
Plug this into my portable computer.

3647
02:44:07,420 --> 02:44:10,380
And now I have a full wireless cellular modem.

3648
02:44:10,460 --> 02:44:14,580
So I can now just, without any connections, connect to my MCI...

3649
02:44:14,580 --> 02:44:14,880
Hang on.

3650
02:44:15,600 --> 02:44:16,340
RJ11, is this?

3651
02:44:16,540 --> 02:44:17,280
...cellular modem.

3652
02:44:17,360 --> 02:44:21,380
So I can just take this particular little device and plug it into this.

3653
02:44:21,580 --> 02:44:23,500
Plug this into my portable computer.

3654
02:44:23,840 --> 02:44:26,880
And now I have a full wireless cellular modem.

3655
02:44:26,880 --> 02:44:32,380
So I can now just, without any connections, connect to my MCI, CompuServer, anything.

3656
02:44:32,480 --> 02:44:34,360
So it's a cell phone with a modem built in.

3657
02:44:34,400 --> 02:44:34,600
Right.

3658
02:44:34,720 --> 02:44:35,860
Cellular modem and a regular modem built in.

3659
02:44:35,860 --> 02:44:36,540
That is really cool.

3660
02:44:36,740 --> 02:44:36,880
Right.

3661
02:44:36,880 --> 02:44:37,000
Okay.

3662
02:44:37,480 --> 02:44:37,960
What else?

3663
02:44:38,220 --> 02:44:39,320
This other thing is kind of interesting.

3664
02:44:39,420 --> 02:44:40,140
In my pocket...

3665
02:44:40,140 --> 02:44:46,700
Even Stu knows that he has to have the hard what else question without any panache or charisma.

3666
02:44:47,300 --> 02:44:51,760
And he's laughing at how he has to bully the guy.

3667
02:44:52,040 --> 02:44:53,780
MCI, CompuServer, anything.

3668
02:44:54,000 --> 02:44:54,220
Beautiful.

3669
02:44:54,220 --> 02:44:55,720
It's a cell phone with a modem built in.

3670
02:44:55,720 --> 02:44:55,780
Beautiful.

3671
02:44:55,860 --> 02:44:55,980
Right.

3672
02:44:56,100 --> 02:44:57,260
Cellular modem and a regular modem built in.

3673
02:44:57,260 --> 02:44:57,940
That is really cool.

3674
02:44:58,100 --> 02:44:58,260
Right.

3675
02:44:58,880 --> 02:44:59,360
What else?

3676
02:44:59,620 --> 02:45:01,900
This other thing is kind of interesting.

3677
02:45:02,000 --> 02:45:08,460
In my pocket, I've got a full 16-bit stereo sound card, a full SCSI adapter card, and 105 meg...

3678
02:45:08,460 --> 02:45:10,120
He's teasing us with this pocket.

3679
02:45:10,260 --> 02:45:11,820
He's telling us he's got all this stuff.

3680
02:45:12,060 --> 02:45:13,380
And Stu's like, oh, come on.

3681
02:45:14,240 --> 02:45:18,820
Full 16-bit stereo sound card, a full SCSI adapter card, and 105...

3682
02:45:18,820 --> 02:45:24,300
He's actually got a Chinese finger trap inside there, and he can't get his fucking fingers out,

3683
02:45:24,300 --> 02:45:30,820
and he's just playing for time now, teasing us with technological talk that isn't going to resolve itself.

3684
02:45:31,040 --> 02:45:31,860
Or is it?

3685
02:45:31,900 --> 02:45:32,320
Hard drive.

3686
02:45:32,500 --> 02:45:32,800
Absolutely.

3687
02:45:32,800 --> 02:45:33,720
It is going to resolve itself.

3688
02:45:33,720 --> 02:45:37,860
These first two cards are from a company called New Media in Irvine, California.

3689
02:45:38,380 --> 02:45:43,220
This first one is a full SCSI adapter card, and I can stick this in any machine that has a PCMCA,

3690
02:45:43,540 --> 02:45:48,040
connect it to the SCSI adapter, and now have a CD-ROM or any other SCSI peripheral...

3691
02:45:48,040 --> 02:45:50,200
Fucking Schuzzbucket is after you.

3692
02:45:50,720 --> 02:45:53,140
Did you see Schuzzbucket doing his presentation?

3693
02:45:54,280 --> 02:45:56,380
He had a fucking pocket full of WAV jammers.

3694
02:45:57,380 --> 02:46:01,120
Fucking had a fucking WAV jammer in the top pocket.

3695
02:46:01,640 --> 02:46:02,880
You'd want to be wary of him.

3696
02:46:03,440 --> 02:46:06,380
He'll fucking jam your WAV in a heartbeat.

3697
02:46:06,840 --> 02:46:15,760
The other thing is interesting, it's a 16-bit stereo sound card called Wave Jammer, also from New Media, that I can stick in.

3698
02:46:16,000 --> 02:46:20,960
And then when I connect it to this particular device, I can now put my speakers in it. Amazing.

3699
02:46:21,360 --> 02:46:30,940
Perhaps this last one is the more amazing of all of them, in that this is a 105-meg hard drive, two platters, from Max Tour in San Jose, California.

3700
02:46:31,260 --> 02:46:35,740
This will be out after the first of the year in a full Type 3 PCMCA format.

3701
02:46:36,360 --> 02:46:42,880
And it's amazing because there's two platters, and they tell me that within probably 18 months, they'll get as much as 400 megabytes on this little device.

3702
02:46:43,080 --> 02:46:46,140
Tim, thank you very much. Let me go join Gina. And what are you playing with, Gina?

3703
02:46:46,240 --> 02:46:49,240
Hi, Stuart. I've got something really neat, and it's something called Movie Select.

3704
02:46:49,320 --> 02:46:52,460
It is absolutely ideal for the person who can never decide what to get at the video store.

3705
02:46:52,460 --> 02:46:53,000
That's like me.

3706
02:46:53,300 --> 02:46:59,180
Well, you've got 44,000 movies here listed, and like a lot of CD-based movie guides, you can look at plot summaries.

3707
02:46:59,180 --> 02:47:05,140
But this does something really unique. It will actually recommend movies based on your preferences of movies you've already seen.

3708
02:47:05,880 --> 02:47:10,500
Here I'm up on the H's, and I can say that I really like The Highlander, which was a great movie.

3709
02:47:10,500 --> 02:47:15,240
High Noon, excellent Western. And let's say High Anxiety.

3710
02:47:16,240 --> 02:47:17,420
We hit the Continue button.

3711
02:47:17,700 --> 02:47:21,540
So it's sort of going to guess the characteristics of those movies and say, if you like those, you'll like these.

3712
02:47:21,640 --> 02:47:25,780
Exactly. Here it's told me that I should see True Grit and Glory and Unforgiven.

3713
02:47:25,780 --> 02:47:26,060
Okay.

3714
02:47:26,340 --> 02:47:28,200
It also has something that's really...

3715
02:47:28,200 --> 02:47:31,280
Home Alone and The Untouchables is in there as well.

3716
02:47:31,280 --> 02:47:31,800
True Grit and Glory.

3717
02:47:32,280 --> 02:47:39,240
Star Wars, Last of the Mohicans, Friday the 13th Part 3, none of the previous parts.

3718
02:47:39,240 --> 02:47:40,240
Unforgiven.

3719
02:47:40,240 --> 02:47:40,560
Okay.

3720
02:47:40,560 --> 02:47:45,660
It also has something that's really very unusual, and that is it will do movie previews.

3721
02:47:45,660 --> 02:47:46,100
Real clips?

3722
02:47:46,280 --> 02:47:51,100
Real clips. Full motion video clips, and not those little tiny jerky video clips either.

3723
02:47:51,460 --> 02:47:53,820
Here we're going to look at a preview of the coneheads.

3724
02:47:53,920 --> 02:47:56,320
And we're going to hit play.

3725
02:47:58,400 --> 02:47:59,800
And it should start here.

3726
02:48:01,120 --> 02:48:01,760
Where's the gun?

3727
02:48:02,380 --> 02:48:03,260
Any second now.

3728
02:48:03,280 --> 02:48:04,320
Oh, it is playing. Okay.

3729
02:48:05,280 --> 02:48:05,880
Real caramel.

3730
02:48:05,880 --> 02:48:07,920
That was really cool.

3731
02:48:09,200 --> 02:48:13,280
Lovely 16-bit downshift bit-crushing sound there.

3732
02:48:13,280 --> 02:48:14,920
Okay, maybe stop that and then...

3733
02:48:14,920 --> 02:48:17,480
Okay, maybe can you stop that noise?

3734
02:48:17,480 --> 02:48:19,480
That was really cool.

3735
02:48:19,480 --> 02:48:22,600
You need to go with a cold for region.

3736
02:48:22,940 --> 02:48:28,840
That was really cool.

3737
02:48:29,800 --> 02:48:29,980
Yes.

3738
02:48:30,440 --> 02:48:31,960
Okay, maybe stop that and then...

3739
02:48:31,960 --> 02:48:33,240
Maybe stop that, please?

3740
02:48:33,320 --> 02:48:35,160
And show me what these little toys are you have here.

3741
02:48:35,220 --> 02:48:37,020
Well, this is ideal for the...

3742
02:48:37,020 --> 02:48:37,820
Look at this.

3743
02:48:37,960 --> 02:48:38,580
Is it...

3744
02:48:38,580 --> 02:48:39,440
Is that...

3745
02:48:39,440 --> 02:48:42,260
Am I fucking seeing things or am I seeing things?

3746
02:48:42,260 --> 02:48:50,420
Is that a mouse in the shape of an American pigskin football, everybody?

3747
02:48:51,500 --> 02:48:52,900
An American pig...

3748
02:48:52,900 --> 02:48:54,080
It's the wrong sound.

3749
02:48:54,220 --> 02:48:55,160
The wrong sound.

3750
02:48:55,280 --> 02:48:55,980
The wrong sound.

3751
02:48:57,480 --> 02:48:58,600
It looks weird.

3752
02:48:58,780 --> 02:49:03,260
It looks like a cup that you put on your fucking balls when you're playing American football.

3753
02:49:03,260 --> 02:49:05,260
But it's actually a mouse that you use.

3754
02:49:05,780 --> 02:49:06,800
The pigskin mouse.

3755
02:49:07,600 --> 02:49:09,560
And it does look like a turd as well.

3756
02:49:09,560 --> 02:49:12,900
And you've got her crap joystick also.

3757
02:49:14,900 --> 02:49:15,920
Crazy bit of business.

3758
02:49:16,060 --> 02:49:18,180
The young or teenage boy in your house.

3759
02:49:18,400 --> 02:49:20,140
This is the ideal joystick for him.

3760
02:49:20,300 --> 02:49:20,880
This is a...

3761
02:49:20,880 --> 02:49:22,100
Shtef, thank you very much.

3762
02:49:22,160 --> 02:49:25,180
Please find if they have Gremlins 2, the new batch.

3763
02:49:26,020 --> 02:49:26,820
The best of the franchise.

3764
02:49:27,060 --> 02:49:28,060
Full throttle joystick.

3765
02:49:28,440 --> 02:49:29,760
It's called the FX2000.

3766
02:49:29,920 --> 02:49:30,460
It's from Suncom.

3767
02:49:30,820 --> 02:49:31,500
Oh, that is great.

3768
02:49:31,600 --> 02:49:33,220
What's really unique about this joystick.

3769
02:49:33,520 --> 02:49:34,820
It's called the FX2000.

3770
02:49:34,980 --> 02:49:35,840
It's from Suncom.

3771
02:49:35,900 --> 02:49:36,580
Oh, that is great.

3772
02:49:36,580 --> 02:49:37,080
Great.

3773
02:49:51,080 --> 02:49:53,420
What's really unique about this is it's V design.

3774
02:49:53,600 --> 02:49:53,780
Yeah.

3775
02:49:53,920 --> 02:49:55,480
If you don't understand that, ask a kid.

3776
02:49:55,540 --> 02:49:58,760
It just means the fire buttons are on the top and the trigger buttons in the front.

3777
02:49:58,840 --> 02:49:59,180
That's cool.

3778
02:49:59,300 --> 02:50:01,960
I also have for the sports fan a football mouse.

3779
02:50:02,300 --> 02:50:04,460
This is also available in basketball.

3780
02:50:04,600 --> 02:50:05,960
It looks like a shit.

3781
02:50:06,520 --> 02:50:12,380
It looks like the toy shits that you get in the joke shop by Smithies.

3782
02:50:12,840 --> 02:50:15,360
Also have for the sports fan a football mouse.

3783
02:50:15,680 --> 02:50:32,100
This is also available in basketball and soccer ball versions.

3784
02:50:32,100 --> 02:50:34,760
It came with this nifty little mouse pack.

3785
02:50:34,840 --> 02:50:35,000
All right.

3786
02:50:35,020 --> 02:50:37,040
If we were talking about kids, I have a couple of things I want to show you.

3787
02:50:37,120 --> 02:50:38,460
This is TurboTouch 360.

3788
02:50:40,120 --> 02:50:41,680
TurboTouch 360.

3789
02:50:42,160 --> 02:50:43,000
Fuck me.

3790
02:50:43,720 --> 02:50:44,160
Wow.

3791
02:50:44,680 --> 02:50:46,380
Xbox 360 controller.

3792
02:50:47,300 --> 02:50:49,400
There's a lawsuit going down there.

3793
02:50:49,480 --> 02:50:55,740
If TurboTrix can get their fucking hands on the Xbox legal team and ask them, how did you

3794
02:50:55,740 --> 02:50:57,680
guys rip us off there with this?

3795
02:50:58,520 --> 02:50:59,460
It's like a face.

3796
02:51:01,220 --> 02:51:03,420
Usually you see this kind of input just for Nintendo games.

3797
02:51:03,460 --> 02:51:04,100
TurboTouch.

3798
02:51:04,760 --> 02:51:05,820
This is for a PC.

3799
02:51:06,660 --> 02:51:07,680
Look at the D-pad.

3800
02:51:08,100 --> 02:51:10,440
Where's the fucking, where are you meant to press?

3801
02:51:11,220 --> 02:51:14,280
Is that like a soft outer layer?

3802
02:51:14,500 --> 02:51:17,740
Kind of like you press the soft layer or you press inside.

3803
02:51:18,320 --> 02:51:22,320
There's like a little octagon, like a little MMA fight that you put your thumb inside.

3804
02:51:22,320 --> 02:51:26,440
And you just, you let your thumb go wild inside the octagon there.

3805
02:51:26,820 --> 02:51:32,020
And then you've got these DoubleTouch 360 Triax.

3806
02:51:33,400 --> 02:51:33,620
Okay.

3807
02:51:33,880 --> 02:51:37,300
So you get all the full control you might normally get in a Nintendo controller.

3808
02:51:38,300 --> 02:51:40,800
Stu's going in full fucking octagon.

3809
02:51:41,060 --> 02:51:41,200
Look.

3810
02:51:41,460 --> 02:51:42,660
Also, this is sort of touch.

3811
02:51:44,280 --> 02:51:45,040
Tensitive thing.

3812
02:51:51,820 --> 02:51:53,420
Sort of touch sensitive thing.

3813
02:51:53,480 --> 02:51:55,760
So you don't get what they call numb thumb from banging around forever.

3814
02:51:56,480 --> 02:51:57,560
Banging around in there.

3815
02:51:57,640 --> 02:51:58,160
He was really cool.

3816
02:51:58,220 --> 02:52:00,580
TurboTouch 360 for little kids, for big kids.

3817
02:52:00,680 --> 02:52:01,700
Look at this input device.

3818
02:52:01,760 --> 02:52:02,660
This is actually an input.

3819
02:52:03,120 --> 02:52:03,520
Whoa.

3820
02:52:03,820 --> 02:52:07,440
That would probably give you, I don't know why it does, but it could give you cancer.

3821
02:52:07,620 --> 02:52:07,800
Could it?

3822
02:52:07,940 --> 02:52:09,520
So if you're doing lots of videos, look at that.

3823
02:52:09,860 --> 02:52:10,680
Is that a phone?

3824
02:52:11,420 --> 02:52:13,700
Mobile phones where they went wrong.

3825
02:52:15,440 --> 02:52:16,120
Look at that.

3826
02:52:16,160 --> 02:52:17,920
You've got the fucking number pad.

3827
02:52:18,120 --> 02:52:18,480
Hash.

3828
02:52:18,800 --> 02:52:19,160
Star.

3829
02:52:19,300 --> 02:52:21,540
You've got up, down, left, right, A and start.

3830
02:52:22,280 --> 02:52:25,660
A list of different optional functions at the side there.

3831
02:52:26,880 --> 02:52:28,180
Liquid crystal display.

3832
02:52:28,640 --> 02:52:30,160
Or is it a dot matrix?

3833
02:52:30,600 --> 02:52:31,800
Video phone presenter.

3834
02:52:32,280 --> 02:52:33,940
But you don't want to go back and look at the screen the whole time.

3835
02:52:34,000 --> 02:52:34,780
You want to look at your audience.

3836
02:52:35,080 --> 02:52:36,180
This is your controller for.

3837
02:52:36,240 --> 02:52:37,740
You could kill someone with that.

3838
02:52:38,840 --> 02:52:40,920
You could use it as a fucking hammer.

3839
02:52:41,040 --> 02:52:42,940
This is actually an input and an output device.

3840
02:52:43,020 --> 02:52:45,960
If you're doing lots of video presentations, but you don't want to go back and look at the

3841
02:52:45,960 --> 02:52:46,560
screen the whole time.

3842
02:52:46,600 --> 02:52:47,400
You want to look at your audience.

3843
02:52:47,620 --> 02:52:49,620
This is your controller full mouse and keyboard.

3844
02:52:49,700 --> 02:52:50,900
Not a flying toy.

3845
02:52:51,000 --> 02:52:51,740
Another keypad control.

3846
02:52:52,020 --> 02:52:53,240
Plus a little monitor over here.

3847
02:52:53,400 --> 02:52:56,740
So you can not only see your presentation, pull up your notes, pull up a preview of what's

3848
02:52:56,740 --> 02:52:57,520
coming up on the screen.

3849
02:52:57,820 --> 02:52:59,100
It's the video show presenter.

3850
02:52:59,240 --> 02:53:00,120
A really great toy.

3851
02:53:00,520 --> 02:53:01,560
Very neat.

3852
02:53:01,700 --> 02:53:03,000
Very discreet as well.

3853
02:53:03,060 --> 02:53:06,180
If you pulled that out, no one would really notice at all.

3854
02:53:06,220 --> 02:53:07,880
You'd just be fucking going about your business.

3855
02:53:08,760 --> 02:53:10,900
No one would notice that thing at all.

3856
02:53:10,960 --> 02:53:12,840
You wouldn't look out of place.

3857
02:53:12,840 --> 02:53:13,600
Pull up a preview.

3858
02:53:13,740 --> 02:53:15,180
What's coming up on the screen.

3859
02:53:15,180 --> 02:53:15,860
In 1993.

3860
02:53:16,580 --> 02:53:16,940
On the screen.

3861
02:53:17,200 --> 02:53:18,500
It's the video show presenter.

3862
02:53:18,660 --> 02:53:19,520
A really great toy.

3863
02:53:19,900 --> 02:53:20,460
If not toy.

3864
02:53:20,580 --> 02:53:21,560
It's a really great tool.

3865
02:53:21,980 --> 02:53:23,200
If you really do lots of presentations.

3866
02:53:23,460 --> 02:53:24,140
Anything else you want to tell me?

3867
02:53:24,140 --> 02:53:24,300
I do.

3868
02:53:24,380 --> 02:53:25,400
I have one other thing.

3869
02:53:25,480 --> 02:53:26,540
It won't do anything for it.

3870
02:53:26,600 --> 02:53:27,020
Num thumb.

3871
02:53:27,300 --> 02:53:29,260
But it will help you fix up your house a lot.

3872
02:53:29,340 --> 02:53:31,140
This is called the home survival toolkit.

3873
02:53:31,360 --> 02:53:32,360
It's from books that work.

3874
02:53:32,620 --> 02:53:36,020
It will not only tell you, but it will show you how to solve common household problems.

3875
02:53:36,340 --> 02:53:37,340
Fixing the plumbing.

3876
02:53:37,500 --> 02:53:38,340
Repainting a room.

3877
02:53:39,420 --> 02:53:40,020
CD-ROM.

3878
02:53:40,020 --> 02:53:40,880
Fixing the polish.

3879
02:53:40,880 --> 02:53:41,300
CD-ROM.

3880
02:53:41,540 --> 02:53:42,040
It's beautiful.

3881
02:53:42,320 --> 02:53:43,760
It's available also on floppy.

3882
02:53:43,800 --> 02:53:44,680
Home survival toolkit.

3883
02:53:44,760 --> 02:53:44,920
Great.

3884
02:53:44,980 --> 02:53:45,860
Gina, thank you very much.

3885
02:53:45,940 --> 02:53:48,540
That is our Consumers Buying Guide show for this year.

3886
02:53:48,540 --> 02:53:51,700
Stay tuned now for this week's computer news on Random Access.

3887
02:53:52,480 --> 02:53:53,520
Random Access.

3888
02:53:57,760 --> 02:54:00,240
Just want to hear that fucking thing again.

3889
02:54:00,360 --> 02:54:00,920
Sorry, just one second.

3890
02:54:01,020 --> 02:54:01,740
Our vocalists.

3891
02:54:01,900 --> 02:54:02,840
We're so lonely.

3892
02:54:03,000 --> 02:54:03,480
Female vocalists.

3893
02:54:03,540 --> 02:54:04,000
Five hundred.

3894
02:54:04,160 --> 02:54:04,680
Several pro.

3895
02:54:04,800 --> 02:54:05,060
Is.

3896
02:54:05,300 --> 02:54:05,760
From past year.

3897
02:54:05,760 --> 02:54:06,480
Past year.

3898
02:54:06,580 --> 02:54:08,500
Bringing the total number to more than 50.

3899
02:54:08,700 --> 02:54:10,440
Janelle Stelzen's after you.

3900
02:54:10,700 --> 02:54:11,280
The number.

3901
02:54:11,800 --> 02:54:12,800
This is so lonely.

3902
02:54:12,820 --> 02:54:15,260
Windows users doubled this past year.

3903
02:54:15,360 --> 02:54:17,900
Bringing the total number to more than 50 million.

3904
02:54:18,400 --> 02:54:20,300
Those figures were released at Spring Comdex.

3905
02:54:20,400 --> 02:54:23,000
Along with a preview of Microsoft's new version of Windows.

3906
02:54:23,180 --> 02:54:24,220
Codenamed Chicago.

3907
02:54:24,880 --> 02:54:27,420
Chicago will support Intel's plug and play architecture.

3908
02:54:27,420 --> 02:54:31,800
And it will give users the ability to open and use several programs at once.

3909
02:54:32,560 --> 02:54:33,680
IBM has introduced Chicago's.

3910
02:54:33,680 --> 02:54:36,640
A new beta version of OS2 called Warp.

3911
02:54:37,080 --> 02:54:41,340
It will include animated 3D graphics and more colors as part of the user interface.

3912
02:54:41,340 --> 02:54:47,420
And IBM has signed a deal with Kodak to integrate photo CD technology into OS2 2.1.

3913
02:54:47,420 --> 02:54:50,900
By next year there will be a new kind of modem on the market.

3914
02:54:51,160 --> 02:54:51,940
The cable modem.

3915
02:54:52,380 --> 02:54:58,980
Intel, digital, and Zenith are all developing cable modems which will let you plug your cable TV line into the back of your computer.

3916
02:54:59,380 --> 02:55:02,000
For faster, cheaper access to a number of services.

3917
02:55:02,820 --> 02:55:06,080
And if you're looking for a new IBM PC, check out Radio Shack.

3918
02:55:06,360 --> 02:55:12,760
Radio Shack will now carry IBM PS1 desktop systems and notebook computers in 500 of its stores.

3919
02:55:13,120 --> 02:55:16,080
Along with its private label line of Tandy computers.

3920
02:55:16,780 --> 02:55:23,600
And a national clearinghouse has been set up to put computer experts in touch with schools and non-profit organizations who need help with technology.

3921
02:55:24,160 --> 02:55:27,840
The Reach Hotline has been established by the Reach Awards Program.

3922
02:55:27,840 --> 02:55:32,980
Which recognizes computer clubs and user groups that perform exceptional volunteer service.

3923
02:55:33,420 --> 02:55:38,260
The Reach Hotline number is 414-735-4735.

3924
02:55:39,220 --> 02:55:41,780
And everybody's a comedian at least some of the time.

3925
02:55:41,840 --> 02:55:48,400
But if you think you have an exceptional high-tech sense of humor, the people putting on this year's Laptop Expo are looking for you.

3926
02:55:48,980 --> 02:55:53,100
They're putting on a stand-up comedy contest with all proceeds from entry fees.

3927
02:55:53,100 --> 02:55:55,180
I thought you said the fucking bad word, then.

3928
02:55:55,180 --> 02:55:59,560
I thought you said the same thing.

3929
02:55:59,560 --> 02:56:05,940
The comedy contest will take place June 14th in Los Angeles.

3930
02:56:06,440 --> 02:56:08,520
And it's open to anybody who uses a computer.

3931
02:56:08,800 --> 02:56:12,400
To enter, call 1-800-444-EXPO.

3932
02:56:12,860 --> 02:56:14,680
That is it for this week's Computer Chronicles.

3933
02:56:14,840 --> 02:56:15,880
I'm Janelle Stelzen.

3934
02:56:16,520 --> 02:56:17,740
Janelle Stelzen's at 3.

3935
02:56:17,740 --> 02:56:20,600
Computer Chronicles is brought to you in part by Intel.

3936
02:56:21,120 --> 02:56:24,020
Microprocessor technology for the software of today and tomorrow.

3937
02:56:24,340 --> 02:56:26,240
Intel, the computer inside.

3938
02:56:27,180 --> 02:56:30,720
Additional funding is provided by the Circular Publishers Association.

3939
02:56:30,720 --> 02:56:31,300
Funding was brought to you by the Software Publishers Association.

3940
02:56:31,300 --> 02:56:34,260
Providers of educational materials to help manage software.

3941
02:56:34,360 --> 02:56:35,520
Remember, don't copy that floppy.

3942
02:56:35,520 --> 02:56:36,180
Don't copy that floppy.

3943
02:56:36,660 --> 02:56:37,300
Don't copy that floppy.

3944
02:56:37,300 --> 02:56:39,900
And by Hewlett Packard, Personal Computer Division.

3945
02:56:39,900 --> 02:56:40,940
Brought to you by HP.

3946
02:56:42,620 --> 02:56:44,280
Computing in a brand new life.

3947
02:56:44,280 --> 02:56:46,620
Video cassette copies of this program are available.

3948
02:56:46,620 --> 02:56:46,820
That's it.

3949
02:56:46,880 --> 02:56:47,600
There was no goodbye from still.

3950
02:56:47,600 --> 02:56:49,560
There was no goodbye from still.

3951
02:56:49,560 --> 02:56:50,560
Goodbye from still.

3952
02:56:50,560 --> 02:56:56,080
But it's goodbye from me to you.

3953
02:56:56,080 --> 02:56:57,520
Thanks for tuning in.

3954
02:56:57,520 --> 02:56:59,240
I'm watching the streets tonight.

3955
02:56:59,240 --> 02:57:00,080
Tom.

3956
02:57:00,580 --> 02:57:01,700
Thanks very much.

3957
02:57:01,700 --> 02:57:03,400
We'll talk to you later on, guys.

3958
02:57:03,400 --> 02:57:04,820
Bless your luck.

3959
02:57:04,940 --> 02:57:05,940
God bless.

3960
02:57:05,940 --> 02:57:07,940
I want to see you on the flip side.

3961
02:57:07,940 --> 02:57:08,940
Good luck.

3962
02:57:08,940 --> 02:57:13,440
And information on the definitive guide to keeping your organization's software legal.

3963
02:57:16,000 --> 02:57:17,420
SBA Audit.

3964
02:57:18,780 --> 02:57:20,260
Jendell Patterson.

3965
02:57:20,400 --> 02:57:21,360
Peter Nichols.

3966
02:57:21,460 --> 02:57:22,340
Stephanie Chaffee.

3967
02:57:22,700 --> 02:57:23,300
Jim Threl.

3968
02:57:23,480 --> 02:57:23,760
Kelk.

3969
02:57:23,760 --> 02:57:24,500
Chris Fennig.

3970
02:57:24,520 --> 02:57:25,260
Linda G.

3971
02:57:25,260 --> 02:57:26,540
And Cheney.

3972
02:57:26,660 --> 02:57:27,500
Eric Dwecker.

3973
02:57:27,680 --> 02:57:28,460
Phil Lazzapardi.

3974
02:57:28,620 --> 02:57:29,220
Ken Butler.

3975
02:57:29,640 --> 02:57:30,580
Patrick Waite.

3976
02:57:31,120 --> 02:57:32,020
Clyde Rivers.

3977
02:57:32,220 --> 02:57:33,020
Sarah O'Brien.

3978
02:57:33,280 --> 02:57:34,040
Jim Rivera.

3979
02:57:34,280 --> 02:57:35,140
Phil Lazzapardi.

3980
02:57:35,320 --> 02:57:36,140
John Osef.

3981
02:57:36,820 --> 02:57:37,720
Ray Manlove.

3982
02:57:37,920 --> 02:57:39,960
His name is Ray Manlove.

3983
02:57:40,120 --> 02:57:40,840
Can you believe it?

3984
02:57:40,900 --> 02:57:41,040
Look.

3985
02:57:41,700 --> 02:57:44,120
Post-production videotape.

3986
02:57:44,180 --> 02:57:45,060
Ray Manlove.

3987
02:57:46,080 --> 02:57:46,980
Douglas Evans.

3988
02:57:48,140 --> 02:57:48,680
Donna.

3989
02:57:49,540 --> 02:57:50,700
Apple Computer.

3990
02:57:52,540 --> 02:57:55,000
Be so lonely.

3991
02:57:55,000 --> 02:57:56,280
See you later.
